Black Magic vs White Magic

H/T Klown

Secret service agent clues you in about guns

H/T Ragweed

There are still some peeps on earth with some sense

Hundreds of demonstrators protesting the $53m cost of the pope’s Brazil visit clashed with police on Monday in the capital of Rio de Janeiro. Tear gas and water canons were used after one of the protesters threw a Molotov cocktail. More here:

LOL.  They're protesting their government squandering 53 million crisp.  Are they CRAZY or something?  Governments around the world no longer care about the "people's" money.  Don't you get it?  It's the GOVERNMENT'S money ... ALL OF IT.   Now get back to work, slave.

That didn't hurt a bit

H/T Wombat

I guess the mainstream media missed this story

So there was a black guy ... neighborhood watch man ... and he shot/killed a white teenager while on patrol.

Oh yes.  And a jury found him not guilty.  Have you heard about this?  No?  Gee, I wonder why not.  Perhaps the media does not know about it ... yes, that's GOT to be it, no?

The story with pics is here:

H/T wombat

Entitled ingrate steals from benefactors

(Reuters) - Thousands of artifacts from the Wild West era were sold off during a week-long public auction by authorities in Pennsylvania's financially distressed state capital, ending on Sunday with nearly $4 million in sales. 

A dentist chair used by famed gambler, gunfighter and dentist John Henry "Doc" Holliday and a foot locker built for sharpshooter Annie Oakley were among the items sold by Harrisburg's government at the auction, which was handled by Guernsey's of New York City. More here:

This reminds me of the twenty-one year old, living in the basement of his parents house.   He demands money ... and when they FINALLY cut him off, the entitled little delinquent raids their attic and sells the loot at a pawn shop.

Of course, the parents have only themselves to blame.  What did they THINK was going to happen when they spoiled the brat?

The problem is, their spoiled brat (government) prays on the rest of the neighborhood too.  

If only there were some way to arrange it so their spoiled brats ONLY affected themselves.  Maybe we ought to think about limiting the power of the government.  Has anyone ever thought of that?

In the words of Josey Wales ... "I reckon not"

Contemptuous communist crapstain croaks

Helen Thomas - hero of the media

Well, she just croaked ... and here's a typical fawning piece about her heroism.

And who is the "real" Helen Thomas?

Here's a video of her referring to the "Jews." Judge for yourself.

Not enough?  Here's some more of her stupidity ... and again, I won't tell you what you should be thinking ... judge for yourself.

But I will tell you what I think.  I think she's one of the "leaders" of the media idiot-libs.

I think that idiot-libs are always trying to get people to give up their money and liberty ... for the sake of the state ... or safety ... or the environment ... or whatever.  Bottom line?  They want your money to fund their projects and they'll use any method at all to get it.

And when you object to their tyranny they cry witch "racist" ... or "you're against the children/babies" ... or "you're against the environment" ... or "it's for global warming" -- etc etc.

And the bigger they can make their cause, the more people they get to control.  And so they make their heroes out to be bigger than life itself ... and they ensure you know you should revere this great "public servant."

Note that the media will ignore the fact that she's a racist.  I couldn't care less about her "racism" because I already know she's a racist ... and so are a lot of people.   I think we need to get past that fact and learn to live all together in freedom despite it.  The whole thing that bothers me is the hypocrisy of the media ... disgusting scum are they.

They will also ignore the fact that she's a communist.  Bottom line ... they will ignore everything and tell you to worship her.  Just like they're about to do for Mandela.

Who would have dreamed?

WESTWOOD VILLAGE (CBSLA.com) — A University of California, Los Angeles study suggests that so-called sexual addiction isn’t a real disorder.

Sex addiction, which has been a hot-button issue in the past few years, reportedly affects 16 million Americans, including a number of well-known celebrities such as Tiger Woods, Russell Brand and David Duchovny. More here:

That's right, it's a bunch of bullshit.  It cracks me up when I see these money-grubbing asshats trying to get some disorder or other classified as a "disease" or "disorder."  Even as a dilettante I realized it was just a way for doctors to get rich ... I mean, why should lawyers be the only ones shearing the idiots sheep public?

“ADHD is a prime example of a fictitious disease.”

These were the words of Leon Eisenberg, the “scientific father of ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder),” in his last interview before his death. More here:

LMAO -- Yes -- "disease." Pretend you're a kid ... and you don't feel like paying attention ... and you have zero fear of any repercussions ... sweet huh?  But alas, you have a disease, you poor thing ... and you'll need some meds.

And how do these people accomplish this "declaring" crap?  Easy, with the help of your "representatives."  Gee, I wonder if the representatives get any "donations" after they pass these regulations/laws.  Honestly, any representative who accepted money from these companies needs to be on trial.  But guess what, somehow, it's not against the law to take money from these companies.  And who writes the laws?  Hmmmm.  I think I'm seeing a pattern.

Leon Eisenberg made a luxurious living off of his “fictitious disease,” thanks to pharmaceutical sales. 

In the United States, 1 out of 10 boys among 10-year-olds takes medication for ADHD on a daily basis … with increasing tendency.

Right ... but do people like this care about you?  Do they care about your wallet? Do they care that your children are walking around like zombies taking mind-altering anti-psychotic drugs?

Truthfully though, the way parents are raising their kids these days, I'd rather see them walking around like zombies rather than loosed with no raisins on polite society.

Finally ... someone who can speak for "all white people."

CHRIS MATTHEWS: "We got to continue this conversation, gentlemen, privately and on television. I mean a lot of people out there -- I'll just tell you one thing. And I'm speaking now for all white people, but especially people who have had to try to change the last 50 or 60 years. And they -- a lot of them have really tried to change, and I'm sorry for this stuff. That's all I'm saying." More here: 

He's speaking for all white people. And notice how he doesn't even CONSIDER the fact that there may be people who don't want an idiot "speaking for them." That's right, it never occurs to him ... because, as an idiot lib, he assumes that everyone agrees with him. One of the hallmarks of being an idiot-lib is assuming there is only one viewpoint ... yours. 

While I'm at it, Chris ... what do you mean "tried to change?" "Tried to change" what? Do tell.

Luckily, Obama prevented the tragic bankruptcy of Detroit - whew

Detroit— The city of Detroit filed the largest municipal bankruptcy case in U.S. history Thursday, culminating a decades-long slide that transformed the nation’s iconic industrial town into a model of urban decline crippled by population loss, a dwindling tax base and financial problems. More here:

Yes, he refused to let Detroit go bankrupt.  So he took your money and gave it to the unions in Detroit ... you know ... to prevent bankruptcy.  And it paid off in a big way ... you believe him, don't you? Sure you do ... baaaaa-bleat.

Video from here:

Is it just me? Or is this a HUGE coinkydink?

Authorities in Union County, N.C. say the brother of country singer Randy Travis has been arrested after sheriff's deputies found a methamphetamine lab inside his home. More here:

Hmmmmm, meth lab?  Doesn't meth make people do crazy stuff ... like run around naked in public and just generally go ape?  And I'm not even mentioning all kinds of medical problems where the users end up in hospitals and asylums etc.

SHERMAN, Texas (AP) — Randy Travis pleaded guilty to driving while intoxicated Thursday in a case that began last summer when the country music star crashed his Pontiac Trans Am while naked. More here:

The tape of a 911 caller who was shaken up after finding a naked Randy Travis lying in the road with no car in sight has been released. More here:

 

And the most recent:

The Grammy Award-winning singer was in good health until three weeks before he was hospitalized, when he contracted a viral upper respiratory infection, Gray said.

The viral illness led to a weakened heart muscle that eventually worsened into heart failure. More here:

Yes ... a "viral illness" Anyone else performing advanced mental calculations adding up two and two?  Or is that recognizing the obvious and making a connection "jumping to conclusions?"

Quick, give the government your money and liberty ... hurry ... don't ask questions

As President Obama last month launched a sweeping new national program to combat "climate change," including tens of billions of dollars in likely new subsidies for solar and wind power and bio-energy, a separate, groundbreaking study by the National Research Council has warned that those kinds of subsidies are virtually useless at quelling greenhouse gases. More here: 

What?  Useless subsidies?  No WAY!  Those subsidies are VERY useful ... for the government handing your hard-earned money to their buddies. Jeesh ... don't you know ANYTHING?

Mail? Are we still doing mail?

The embattled U.S. Postal Service is once again calling on lawmakers to sign off on its cost-cutting plan to end Saturday mail delivery.

Postmaster General Patrick Donahoe told members of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee on Wednesday that moving to the proposed five-day-only delivery schedule would save the financially troubled agency $2 billion a year. More here:

I don't know about you but I could get along fine with mail delivered two or three days a week. And the best part is, the government will pass the savings along by reducing our prices for stamps etc. 

OMG - Who could have EVER expected this?

LIMESTONE, Maine (AP) -- A motorcycle racer trying to top 300 mph died Sunday after losing control and zooming off a runway at a former air base in northern Maine. More here:

Man, I'll bet he took all the safety precautions too ... I mean, look at that leather ... before it melted.   He prolly got a clue of what was about to happen though.  I mean, you have to expect some pain when you see sparks start coming off your ass.

Liberals' money vanishes mysteriously

School officials in Carmel Clay, Ind., said they lost $300,000 last school year because students are rejecting the healthy menu changes brought on by First Lady Michelle Obama’s federal lunch regulations. More here:

No ... no, you didn't "lose" the money.  You gave the money away with your idiotic voting for liberals and their help regulations.  Keep voting to give your freedom away ... but stop bitching like a banshee about it.

If you are a complete idiot ...

... and you are at a total loss of how to conduct yourself during a photo ... then you can always resort to being a sheep by copying every other knucklehead with toe-jam.  

That's right .. flash a gang sign.  It'll be funny.  It shows how smart and "with it" you are.  Trust me, years from now, people will view that photo with awe and respect.

FYI - your political correctness update

It is ok to say "Chinatown" but it is NOT ok to say "Chinaman."  Don't ask for a logical explanation ... there is no logical explanation for liberal idiocy.

Products for the completely brainwashed ninny

Let's face it, if you aren't buying this product then you're destroying your health, you're destroying the planet and you're enabling the capitalist in his relentless plundering of mother earth.

It's clear (to the very intelligent elite) that it is possible to have your cocktail sauce and be saving the planet at the same time.  Oh sure, it may cost you double for this stuff ... and it may not be quite as good (or last as long in the bottle) ... but you won't be having it unless you have some friends over so you can show them the bottle.  Oh yes, think of the fun you'll have as you all sit around congratulating yourselves on your stewardship of the planet.  And you'll have nothing to fear about your friends calling you out on this crap either ... if they are good libs, their greatest fear is being rejected by the herd so whatever drive they have toward honesty will be dominated and suppressed by the fear of rejection.  Wow ... I'm so looking forward to sitting around with friends and pretending how it's SOOOO MUCH BETTER than having all those preservatives ... mmmmm-mmmmm good.

That's right ... so what are you waiting for, Moonbeam?  Put this product in your re-useable hemp grocery bag and shuffle your Birkenstock-wearing, grey-hair pigtailed ass over to the register.

H/T Wombat for the pic:

The irony ... I canna stand it

Internet Memes

Knock knock, who's there? It's nature's gene-pool cleaning guy!

BROOKLYN — A man was killed after being electrocuted Monday morning while walking on the tracks near the Broadway G train stop, cops said. 

Another man was hurt. Matthew Zeno, 30, and another man were walking north on the southbound side of the subway, near Union Avenue, when Zeno paused to urinate and inadvertantly contacted the third rail, according to the FDNY and NYPD. 

The second man, who was not named by police, tried to help Zeno, but sustained an electric shock as well, police said. Both were rushed to Woodhull Hospital, where Zeno died of cardiac arrest, officials said. 

The second man was listed in serious but stable condition, an FDNY spokeswoman said. Regular train service had resumed for the morning rush-hour commute, according to the MTA's website. From here:

And what are we going to do to make sure this NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN (quothe every idiot-lib east and west of the Pecos.)  "No amount of money and effort is too great a sacrifice."

Something tells me this is the same guy who is always putting metal stuff in your microwave.

She was prolly tired of that nonsense, right?

Woman that could orgasm six times a day through her LEFT FOOT cured after doctors block off a nerve.  

The “foot orgasm syndrome” sufferer is believed to have had the sciatic nerve in her leg damaged during her a hospital stay following gallbladder surgery. 

A 55-year-old woman who reached climax up to six times a day due to orgasmic sensations triggered by her left foot has been cured, a report has claimed. 

The “foot orgasm syndrome” sufferer, known only as Mrs A, was able to experience peaks of sexual excitement of a similar level to those she enjoyed with her husband just by walking - and even when standing still. 

According to a Sunday newspaper, Mrs A felt the symptoms 18 months after gallbladder surgery, with spontaneous orgasmic sensations running from the sole of her foot to her calf to her vagina. 

Experts researching the bizarre condition at Dutch universities in Utrecht and Leiden witnessed Mrs A have an orgasm within three seconds of applying pressure to the foot. More here:

Soccer ... extra serious stuff

SAO PAULO (AP) — Police say enraged spectators invaded a football field, stoned the referee to death and quartered his body after he stabbed a player to death.

The Public Safety Department of the state of Maranhao says in a statement that it all started when referee Otavio da Silva expelled player Josenir Abreu from a game last weekend. The two got into a fist fight, then Silva took out a knife and stabbed Abreu, who died on his way to the hospital.

The statement issued this week says Abreu's friends and relatives immediately "rushed into the field, stoned the referee to death and quartered his body."

Local news media say the spectators also decapitated Silva and stuck his head on a stake in the middle of the field.

Police have arrested one suspect. From here:

Well ... the Klown is guessing they're going to have trouble getting referees now.  I think the translation in the pic is "A cabeca (melon) of Vitima is estucka on this pole-a."

Cause of crash ... great mystery to all libs

Kevin Hiatt, CEO of the Flight Safety Foundation, said based on past crashes investigators will likely provide daily briefings for a week with factual accounts of what is found and where they efforts are being focused.

Any conclusions about what caused the crash are likely months or years away, Hiatt said. More here:

Yes. It could take YEARS.  Years of toil and research while we all collect cushy salaries and ask the government to take more of your money to fund more outrageous ideas to "prevent this from ever happening again."

Meanwhile, your helpful and clairvoyant Klown will help you out here.  The airport at San Francisco juts out into the water.  There is a "cliff" so to speak where the water meets the land.  The Klown thinks the pilot got too low and the landing gear got hooked on that cliff.  Look at the debris field on the pic.  Judge for yourself.

But we musn't jump to any conclusions here because we might be wrong.  And if there's anything a lib cannot stand, it's the thought of someone else questioning their judgement ... or their coolness.

And one more thing:
 
WASHINGTON –  President Barack Obama is expressing his gratitude to the first responders at the scene of the airliner crash in San Francisco. From here:

Whew, thanks to news reporters/jourrrrnalists my omnipresent question "What does Obama think about this" has been answered.  Yes ... that's what everyone wants to know, right?

Justice system reform - basic requirement

For me to consider our system of justice "fair," it is necessary to have some requirement for the victim to be "reasonably compensated" ... and, to me, jail time does not count as victim compensation.

For example, here is a story about a guy who tried to comfort a girl after her boyfriend left her.  Later she accuses him of raping her.  He gets out of it only because there happened to be TV cameras in that area (which she didn't know about.)  And she kept up the prosecution until she was confronted with the proof.  Now she's going to jail for a little while.

Now I don't know about you but I don't see that as "justice" at all.

The problem is twofold:

1 - What is fair compensation for the victim?

2 - What if the perpetrator doesn't have the money or wherewithal to compensate the victim?

What about these legal state lotteries ... with every official in a powdered wig racing to declare them "education" lotteries.  And is one lottery enough?  Not that I've seen.  They all have a ton of them.  Are any dedicated to crime victims?  Or does that kind of thing get in the way of the politicians spreading the cash to their buddies?

If government is always so damn busy doing things "for our own good," then why don't they focus on things like this?  I'm sure "climate change" is much better for giving money to their buddies more important.

I'm sure greater minds than mine have pondered this exact question.  I wonder what with up they came (lol.)  I may actually have to look into it.

Hey, remember when we "stuck it to the capitalist pig?"

I'm not sure what the deal was that the Hostess workers' union rejected, but I have to wonder if the union bigwigs feel like their workers are somehow better off with another 18,000 of them out of work. Well, they got what they wanted. More here:

BT , Twinkies are coming back ... but the union isn't.

Friday pins - 4th of July

From here:

Too bad gutless politicans aren't punished for this kind of travesty

NEWARK, N.J. –  A man accused of attacking a New Jersey woman as she watched cartoons with her 3-year-old and while being recorded by a nanny cam was once sentenced to 10 years in prison for a similar crime.

The Star-Ledger reports that public records show Shawn Custis pleaded guilty to a 1991 case in Delran.

Authorities say he broke into a house 22 years ago and started going through a jewelry box in a bedroom, then hid in a closet when the front door opened before attacking the woman who lived there in front of her 18-month-old daughter.

What's this you say?  He didn't learn his lesson?  He breaks into a house, mercilessly pummels some lady ... and they let him out of prison?  Interesting.

He has been convicted since then of 12 different felonies around New Jersey, according to the newspaper.

Custis, now 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to attempted murder, robbery, burglary and child endangerment in the Millburn attack on June 21. From here:

What?  He's only been convicted of 12 felonies since then?  No WONDER he's still out terrorizing the hell out of society.   I'm guessing one has to be convicted of a lot more than that before going to jail for life.  Our justice system doesn't need any reforming at all.

LOL @ he's on the camera and he pleads "not guilty." 

"Hey, that wasn't me!!  No, it was a totally different shitstain with a mask on that looks like me ... I was in church."

Pathetic government morons squandering your money

State Department officials spent $630,000 to get more Facebook "likes," prompting employees to complain to a government watchdog that the bureau was "buying fans" in social media, the agency's inspector general says.

The department's Bureau of International Information Programs spent the money to increase its "likes" count between 2011 and March 2013.

"Many in the bureau criticize the advertising campaigns as 'buying fans' who may have once clicked on an ad or 'liked' a photo but have no real interest in the topic and have never engaged further," the inspector general reported.

The spending increased the bureau's English-language Facebook page likes from 100,000 to more than 2 million and to 450,000 on Facebook's foreign-language pages. More here:

Yes, "likes" are critical and crucial to those who revere coolness and acceptance ... i.e. idiot-libs.  And guess what, they don't give one flaming damn about how hard you work for your money ... you just STFU, jackass ... and get back to work.

Just wait until the mainstream media gets hold of this ... they'll be blasting this until the cows come home.  That's right, hold your breath.

The helpful Klown ... since I care ... I mean ... because I care

Eight common grammar pitfalls

1. Fewer and Less

If something can be quantified, the correct word choice is either “few” or “fewer.” If it can only be talked about hypothetically, “less” is a better choice. If you have fewer travel assignments next year, you’ll be spending less time in airports.

2. Farther and Further

Much like the previous example, the difference between these two words is that “farther” can be quantified, while “further” cannot. It’s accurate to say that if you fly farther for your next business trip, the resulting airline miles will take you further.

3. Since and Because

While “since” is used to refer to the events that followed a given time, “because” should exclusively refer to causation. Since you switched to a worldwide chauffeured transportation vendor you’ve spent less time booking car service, because of their global affiliate network.

4. Impactful

This one is a bit tricky, actually. Something can have an impact, but it’s not accurate to describe it as impactful. It’s not a word, and it shouldn’t be used in any context, no matter how fond you are of buzzwords. In the words of Gingerich, “Seriously, stop saying this.”

5. Nauseous

Something that even professional writers don’t know is the true meaning of the word “nauseous.” It actually means that something or someone has the ability to produce nausea in others, such as food that hasn’t been prepared correctly. If you’re suffering from altitude sickness on a plane, the correct way to describe the sensation is “feeling nauseated.” While it’s highly unlikely that your co-workers will know this intricacy or ever call you out on misusing it, you’ll certainly feel more intelligent when you use the distinction correctly in the future.

6. Affect and Effect

We all had a solid grasp of these two words at some point, probably in the weeks directly leading up to our SAT exams for college. “Affect” is virtually always a verb, and it’s typically used to describe something that influences. If a person has extreme and strained mannerisms, they’re affected. “Effect” is a noun used to describe the outcome. It may be accurate to say that your colleague’s microwaved fish leftovers had a nauseating effect on you.

7. Anxious

There are few words more misused and abused than “anxious,” which really means “fear, dread, or anxiety.” If you’re eagerly anticipating the end of your meeting and the bagel you’ll purchase afterwards, your feelings are better described as “excited.” Unless you’re frightened of what could happen at the end, you’re probably not anxious for the end of the meeting.

8. Disinterested and Uninterested

While these two words are often misused, there’s a difference. If someone is disinterested, they have no particular dedication to a cause. Expert witnesses are called to testify in courts because they’re disinterested in the case outcome and won’t change their testimony accordingly. If someone has no desire to testify, they’re uninterested in attending.

From here: 

Anyone else notice the irony of #8 in this post?