Saturday, March 31, 2007

Objective POS Jourrrrrnalists

Iran captured some British sailers/marines the other day and showed some video of them. Have you seen that British lady wearing the Islamic headscarf?? Have you heard the media say a GD word about it?? Hmmm -- neither have I.

Remember those Iranians that were arrested in Iraq a couple of weeks ago??
(You might not remember since the media doesn't like to remind you that Iranians are in Iraq helping Al Qaeda.)

What if they were made to wear crosses around their necks?? Or the Star of David??

What do you think the "objective" media would say about that??

I always thought by "objective," they meant, "unbiased" -- but I think it really means they "object" to anything America used to stand for.

Terrorists aren't the only enemy we have folks.

These peeps are getting to be assholes

From Little Green Footballs:

Our Friends the Saudis
Speaking of our friends the Saudis, they let the mask slip a little bit yesterday, as Prince Saud al-Faisal threatened Israel with war and King Abdullah said Iraq is under an “illegitimate foreign occupation.”
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The United States on Thursday rejected Saudi Arabia’s charge that Iraq is under an “illegitimate foreign occupation” and said U.S. troops are there at Iraq’s invitation, under a U.N. mandate. “It is not accurate to say that the United States is occupying Iraq,” said White House spokeswoman Dana Perino.
The cross-fire reflecting growing differences between the two long-time allies at a time when the Saudis are taking on a greater leadership role in the Middle East.
Saudi King Abdullah surprised Washington on Wednesday by telling an Arab summit that, “In beloved Iraq, blood flows between brothers in the shadow of illegitimate foreign occupation and hateful sectarianism, threatening a civil war.”

Trustworthy reporters

From Little Green Footballs:

Aussie Reporter Outs Anti-Jihad Blogger
In an article for the Cairns Post in Australia, reporter Gavin King revealed the identity and home address of the blogger who owns Winds Of Jihad (after promising not to), and labeled his blog a “hate site.” Dhimmi Watch has more details on this story of agenda journalism turned vicious.

Details here:

Rosie O'Donnell -- The genius

Found this at Little Green Footballs & Popular Mechanics:

Rosie (the great thinker of this century) thinks the trade center was a planned "demolition" ... not caused by the 9/11 hijackers. Crap -- the Bush administration fooled all the engineers -- but couldn't get it past Rosie.

Rosie O'Donnell: "To say that we don’t know that it imploded, that it was an implosion and a demolition, is beyond ignorant." (Talking about WTC 7)

Of course, "actual engineers" disagree.

GD that chick is stupid. Click here for more of the story.

Rawh - Rowh

From the Strata-sphere:

Is It Time To Deal With Iran? - Possibly So
Posted by AJStrata on March 30th, 2007
The news coming out of Bahrain shows all the signs of US ‘redeployments’ in preparation for some possible military actions against Iran.
The advice came from officers with US Central Command 5th Fleet HQ at Manama, who spoke of security tension, a hint at an approaching war with Iran. Arab sources report the positioning of a Patriot anti-missile battery in Bahrain this week; they say occupancy at emirate hotels has soared past 90% due mostly to the influx of US military personnel. They also report Western media crews normally employed in military coverage are arriving in packs.

Thursday, March 29, Gen. Khaled al-‘Absi, Bahrain’s chief of air defense operations disclosed that new alarm networks had been installed and air defense systems upgraded to handle chemical, biological and radioactive attacks.

The USS Nimitz and its support ships will be departing San Diego Monday, April 2, to join the John C. Stennis Strike Group in the Persian Gulf.

Read more here:

Gaaaa!! She's getting off, someone call the cops.

From Ace of Spades:

Masturbating Trespasser Booted From Fraternity
The trespasser was a woman. And she broke in and masturbated in front of fraternity brothers for half an hour.

BumperStickerist notes,
I'm surprised a Lacrosse game didn't break out.

Damnit, I was trying to think of a joke along those lines. Nice.
Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch. While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.

No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired.
Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.

That's about how long I'd give her, I guess. How ugly do you have to be to show up wearing only a short jacket, begin masturbating all over a frat house, and yet still get asked to leave?
(Quothe Ace)

If you go to his post at this link, he has a link to a pic of the woman as she was leaving -- as well as some other comments.

Or -- here is a link to go directly to the picture:

And if you look out the left of the cabin ...

From Ace of Spades: (Ace is hysterical)

Michael Jackson Wants 50-Foot Robot of Himself That Shoots Laser Beams From His Eyes

Well, so do I. So what?

I know: But Michael Jackson can actually make this happen, whereas I can't.

I don't think so. I think we're both in the same not-enough-money-for-a-50-foot-doppleganger-robot boat. One of us is simply sane enough to realize that.
Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports. The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.

It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams. (from its eyes)
Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn up for the show and seen by the star.

Wow. He's even got blueprints.

"Michael's looked at the sketches and likes them," he told the New York Daily News.
On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."

Reportedly, all the 10-foot robots are uneasy about the news.

Extreme Idiocy

From Ace of Spades:

Stupid: Internet Body Rejects .xxx Domain — Ace
Is it just me, or is the easiest, most effective way to block porn from kids simply banning an entire extension like .xxx?

People are stupid, and they like to live in a pretend world. A pretend world, for example, where porn doesn't exist, and Seattle Slough can pay $40 a year to live a "carbon neutral lifestyle."
The U.S.-based Internet governing body rejected a proposal on Friday to create an adults-only zone on the internet, or a .XXX domain.

Supporters of an .XXX domain argued it would make it easier to confine sex sites and filter them out. Opponents argued it would make pornography on the Internet easier to find.
It's so difficult to find right now. I mean -- Google It! You cannot find any Google references at all for "pooter." Oh, wait, you can find almost 500,000.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Cheap on E-Bay

Found this on Grouchy Old Cripple --
Here's the link to E-Bay if you want to buy some:

Democrat Seal

Found it on the Grouchy Old Cripple

This guy is a molester

DO'H --- he's a girl. She was in jail for 10 days before they "found out."
According to news reports, Cross was charged with performing oral sex on a 15 year old victim. And prosecutors said today, that the victim fell in love with cross, thinking she was a he. The young girl was reportedly stunned to find out Cross was a woman.
Thanks Drudge - click the link to read more.

Democrats = The Enemy

Why the hell do Democrats ALWAYS side with the enemy?

Iran puts the McGrab on some British sailers and Nancy Pelosi blocks a vote to condemn the action. Why?

Read the rest here (short.) From Powerline

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Darth Vader sues

From "Little Green Footballs" -- link at the end.

Legal Jihad Escalates in Michigan
They always come back, and yesterday the woman whose small claims case was thrown out when she refused to remove her face mask filed suit against the judge: Muslim sues judge who barred veil. (Hat tip: LGF readers.)
A Muslim woman who was told she had to remove her veil if she wanted to testify in 31st District Court in Hamtramck filed a federal lawsuit Wednesday against the judge who made the ruling.
Ginnah Muhammad filed the complaint against Judge Paul Paruk, alleging he violated her religious rights and denied her equal access to the courts.
Muhammad had gone to small claims court last October in a dispute with a car rental company when Paruk said she could not testify unless she removed her veil, the lawsuit alleges.
“If in fact, you do not wish to do it, then I cannot go forward with your case and I have to dismiss your case,” Paruk told the woman, according to a transcript attached to the complaint filed by Dearborn Heights lawyer Nabih Ayad. Muhammad refused and Paruk dismissed the case, the lawsuit alleges. Paruk did not return a phone call.
“I’m a human being and I wanted to come to court to get justice,” Muhammad said at a news conference Wednesday outside the federal courthouse in Detroit. “When I walked out, I just really felt empty, like the courts didn’t care about me.”
The Quran doesn’t explicitly require women to cover their face, but many Muslim women wear a hajib or other covering as a sign of piety and modesty.
The Detroit News is amazingly clueless on this issue. Forget about the fact that they won’t even consider the possibility this is a radical Islamic agenda at work; that’s not a “veil” she’s wearing, it’s a niqab, a full-body disguise, one step away from the burqa (which obscures the eyes as well). And the word for the veil that covers the head and hair is “hijab,” not “hajib.” Sheesh

President Bush doing standup

I saw this on Ace's blog and also Michelle Malkin's. Too funny.

"Well, where should we start? A year ago, my approval rating was in the thirties, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just been withdrawn, and my Vice President had just shot somebody... (pause for laughs) Ah, the good old days."

Click the link to watch the 5-minute video.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Objective Jourrrnalists

Monday, March 26, 2007

WTF is the matter with this chick?

So -- these "students" decide to wear a scarf to pretend they're a Muslim for one day. Brilliant.
“No negative reactions.” But this article makes sure to hammer home the exaggerated claims of victimhood anyway. Here’s a great example of the dim-witted multiculturalism that leads leftist college students to participate in suppression sessions like this:
Danielle Campbell, her electric blue hair peeking out from under the scarf wrapped around her head, was happy not to get noticed as much for one day.
“I usually have these punk boys who hang out where I work and every time I walk by they have something to say,” said Campbell, a senior at MU who works at Brady Food Court. “But today I just walked on by. It was nice.”
She dyes her hair electric blue, but crows about how wonderful it is to wear a hijab and not be noticed.
I think I’m getting a headache.

From LGF -- click here if you want more of the story ...

Liberal media defends dumbass criminal

1-OK -- so this guy is in court (yes, he's a criminal.)
2-He grabs a cop's gun and shoots the cop in the face.
3-He jumps out a 3rd story window to make good his escape.
4-The cops catch his dumbass a couple of blocks away.

5-When he comes back to court - he's wearing a mask so he can't spit on the cops/escorts/etc.
6-The liberal reporters say "poor guy -- he's a victim of the brutal cops."

Don't believe me? -- here's the video. DIIYO found it.

Explanation - Why are liberals idiots

The guy in this video is excellent. Maybe the single best explanation of modern liberal thought I've ever seen. The guy is a comedian but his lecture is not comedy. It does, however, keep your attention in the same way.

I must warn you of two things:
1-The lecture is 34 minutes long -- and he answers questions after.
2-You'll actually have to engage your brain for more than 30 minutes. He introduces some concepts that take a little cogitatin'. No liberal will last through more than 5 minutes of this.

That said, it answered one of the main questions of my recent life: "Why do liberals hate America?" Enjoy it -- got it from the Ace of Spades blog.

Birthday present for Brian

Found this on the J-Walk Blog.
This would make Brian's life so much easier.
We could attach the basters to his bass pedals.

Click this link to see the invention on video.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Ha! -- no .... really.


If anyone "gets" this -- please post a comment.

Yummy lefties - DEE-LISH.

Yep -- Polar bears are so cute and cuddly looking. It's funny the zoo puts up more than one fence to keep them away from you. Of course, no fence ever stopped a dumbass lefty from getting closer for the good photo. Too bad trees aren't dangerous.

I love the title "mulled." He wasn't "mulling" anything. He had already "mulled" and he was taking action. I guess those lefties taste like baby seals.

D'OH !!

This lady's ignorance is boundless. Here's the speech she gave at the anti-____ march in Washington. Click the link to see the video ... but get ready to puke ... if stupidity had an impact, she'd be a train-wreck.

The infiltration -- I love it.

So this guy "Indepundit" -- nickname is "Smash", decided to infiltrate the anti-____ "protesters." He starts off with the Gathering of Eagles but quietly goes over to march with the "other side." He records audio and takes pics during the march.

He did a 4-part series -- all great stuff.
I'll start you off on part 3 but you can click to the other parts once you're there. What would you do without the klown to point you towards pure internet genius such as this.


Are lefties really communists ??

SHIT-FOR-BRAINS - tearing up the flag.

I want to take a few minutes to talk about these lefty shitbags that protested at Washington DC a few days ago. The humor will come at the end so try to keep your peas focused until then.

These lefties are people who still think communism would work (if only the right people were in charge.) Their history is forming groups ... then those groups split into different factions ... and they keep splitting forever (since these mental midgets can't seem to agree on what their core values are -- PS core values never change.) When they have an anti-_____ "protest", all the groups show up and pretend to be one group. The media will NEVER tell you this.

Yeah yeah, I know the retards among you will say "the lefties aren't really communists" but that's only because you don't know your ass from your toe. I am here to help you distinguish those today.

Here is a "short" list of some of the groups that attended the recent march in Washington DC.
Thanks to "indepundit" for the research, pictures, and Monty Python skit. The next blog post will talk more about indepundit and will contain a link to his wonderful blog.

The Students for a Democratic Society (SDS) was, historically, a student activist movement in the United States that was one of the main iconic representations of the country's New Left. The organization developed and expanded rapidly in the mid-1960s before dissolving at its last convention in 1969… The Weatherman faction evolved into a small underground organization that first took to street confrontations, and then to blowing things up.

Act Now to Stop War and End Racism (ANSWER) was established shortly after September 11, 2001 as an anti-war front group for the communist Worker’s World Party.
Workers World Party (WWP) is a communist party in the United States founded in 1959 by Sam Marcy. Marcy and his followers split from the Socialist Workers Party in 1958 over a series of long-standing differences, among them Marcy's group's support for Henry A. Wallace's Progressive Party in 1948, the positive view [WWP] held of the Chinese Revolution led by Mao Zedong, and their endorsement of the 1956 Soviet intervention in Hungary, all of which the SWP opposed. Indeed, most people familiar with the Radical Left still associate ANSWER with the WWP. But they’re wrong. Three years ago, the WWP underwent a major schism, and a new party was formed.

The Party for Socialism and Liberation is a Marxist-Leninist party in the United States founded to promote revolutionary change… It was originally created as the result of a split within the ranks of the Workers World Party. The San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle and Washington, D.C. branches of WWP left almost in their entirety to form the PSL. The PSL has since established branches in several additional urban centers across the United States.

The Revolutionary Communist Party, USA (RCP, USA), known originally as the Revolutionary Union, is a Maoist-oriented communist party formed in 1975 in the United States. The RCP states that U.S. imperialism will never peacefully change and that the only way for the oppressed masses to ever liberate themselves is through waging a people's war and building a new socialist society on the ashes of capitalism.

Other factions with notable presences at the protest include the International Socialist Organization, the Revolutionary Internationalist Movement, and CODEPINK (which is itself a front group for the anti-capitalist Global Exchange, the organization behind the violent 1999 protests against the WTO in Seattle).

Confused yet?
Once again, Monty Python explains it better than I ever could (from The Life of Brian):

REG: Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f---ing Judean People's Front.
P.F.J.: Yeah...
JUDITH: Splitters.
P.F.J.: Splitters...
FRANCIS: And the Judean Popular People's Front.
P.F.J.: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
LORETTA: And the People's Front of Judea.
P.F.J.: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
REG: What?
LORETTA: The People's Front of Judea. Splitters.
REG: We're the People's Front of Judea!
LORETTA: Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.
REG: People's Front! C-huh.
FRANCIS: Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?
REG: He's over there.
P.F.J.: Splitter!
Oh -- yeah -- there were anarchists at the "protest" also -- here's one type. I decided to include just one -- indepundit lists at least two more.
Anarcho-syndicalists seek to abolish the wage system and private ownership of the means of production, which they believe lead to class divisions… Its advocates propose labor organization as a means to create the foundations of a non-hierarchical anarchist society within the current system and bring about social revolution. (Red/Black)

Friday, March 23, 2007

Are these people retarded?

What the hell is the matter with these people? Seriously.
They're going to swear? -- What the hell is the sense in that?

From LGF
Friday, March 23, 2007
Voting in Disguise in Quebec
The city of Quebec has decided there’s no problem with allowing women to vote while wearing full-body disguises: Veiled Muslim women will be permitted to vote. (Hat tip: Ethel.)
Muslim women wearing the niqab or burka - veils that hide the face entirely - will be allowed to vote in the Quebec elections, without showing their face. That’s the directive from the Director general of elections, despite the fact it goes against the electoral law. Typically a voter is to present photo-I.D. But women wearing a full-face veil will have to either swear that they are who they say they are - or have an adult with them verifying their identity. But Sarah Elgazar, from the Canadian Council on American Islamic Relations, says it’s an interesting directive, but not necessary. She says very few women wear niqabs or burkas in Quebec, adding they’re used to having to reveal their faces at banks, for example, provided it’s in front of a woman.

Read more here:

UPDATE FROM LGF -- "uh .. did we say that? -- that's not what we meant" -- lmao.

Update: No Voting in Disguise in Quebec
Well, that certainly didn’t take very long; the decision to allow Muslim women to vote in the Quebec election while wearing disguises has been reversed: Muslim women will have to remove face coverings to vote in Quebec election. (Hat tip: LGF readers.)
QUEBEC (CP) - Muslim women will have to remove their face coverings if they want to vote in Monday’s Quebec election.
Quebec’s chief returning officer has reversed an earlier decision and is now telling Muslim women who wear a niqab to show their faces when they vote. Facing threats from ordinary citizens that they would show up at polling stations wearing masks, Marcel Blanchet said in Quebec City Friday that voting day must proceed without incident.

Turd-log stomped into liquid

Some of these turd-logs are gonna get theirs -- but some are going to go free.
From the NY Post -- John Podhoretz

March 23, 2007 -- IT seems that the trumped-up charges against three young men who played for the la crosse team at Duke University will be dismissed either today or sometime next week.
That will mostly end their ordeal, though they'll still have to deal with millions of dollars in legal fees (which, in the end, the city of Durham, N.C., will probably have to pick up).

The same can't be said of their false accuser - who is in a world of trouble, since you're not supposed to make false accusations to the authorities. But her dire fate will seem positively sunny compared to that of Durham DA Mike Nifong - who is certain to be sued for defamation, likely to be disbarred and very possibly charged with an open-and-shut case of perjury that could land him in jail for a long time.
This guy laments the "professors" are going to go free. (and the klown agrees)
Read more here:

Please disregard these facts (Algore)

Plutonic Warming By Fred Thompson

Editor’s note: Click here to listen to the original radio commentary this transcript is based on. Some people think that our planet is suffering from a fever. Now scientists are telling us that Mars is experiencing its own planetary warming: Martian warming. It seems scientists have noticed recently that quite a few planets in our solar system seem to be heating up a bit, including Pluto.

NASA says the Martian South Pole’s “ice cap” has been shrinking for three summers in a row. Maybe Mars got its fever from earth. If so, I guess Jupiter’s caught the same cold, because it’s warming up too, like Pluto.

From the National Review Online - Read more here:

For IMMEDIATE release !!

RELEASE .. Get it? -- From the "Grouchy Old Cripple"

Health News For Women

Wow! This is great news for guys! Thanks to Barney for tipping me off.
AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Bill Clinton must really be smiling about this study. "Hey Monica! It's good for you!" I know there are a bunch of men smiling and women going, "Oh crap!" "But baby, it's good for your tits!"

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
I wonder how you get into that study group? I volunteer! Do me! Do me!

Read more here:

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Militants in the Religion of Peace ??

I love it -- you cut the heads off of three schoolgirls and you're not a terrorist -- you're a "MILITANT." --- Thanks associated press, you jackasses. Here's hoping the militants go for the head of one of your objective jourrrrrrnalists.

From LGF:

JAKARTA, Indonesia - Three Islamic militants were found guilty Wednesday of decapitating three Christian schoolgirls in Indonesia and dumping their bloodied heads in nearby villages, judges said. They were sentenced to between 14 and 20 years.
The alleged members of the al Qaida-linked Jemaah Islamiyah network left a handwritten note close to the bodies of the teenagers, vowing more killings to avenge the deaths of Muslims in earlier sectarian violence on Sulawesi island.

Read more here ...

Objective Jourrrrrrnalist

Now what "objective jourrrrrrnalist" would use the term "triumphant" to describe Algore's return to Washington?? Oh -- that's right --- No OBJECTIVE journalist would do so.

However -- the regular media have no problem with it. And they STILL claim their "reporting" is unbiased. Sure ... if "unbiased" means shilling for the Democrats/Liberals every single day.

Here she is -- one of our most common commies -- Katie the Kommie.
My god, man -- her gushing makes me want to go into a vomiting frenzy.

By the way -- why do they insist on saying "the scientific concensus is clear" every day??
Could it be they get the feeling we aren't buying it? They (correctly) surmise, all they have to do is keep shouting their message from the mountaintops -- nonstop -- and you'll finally come to accept your doom. ACCEPT YOUR DOOM -- ACCEPT YOUR DOOM.

One of the commenters said that Algore reminded him of the old bum on the sidewalk -- with the sandwich board reading "REPENT -- THE END IS NEAR" -- and Katie is the stringer shouting "he's right, he's a prophet."