Thursday, May 30, 2013

Brothers from Another Mother.

You think college students aren't being brainwashed?

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Sure fire way to tell if you're gay

H/T Wombat

How embarrassing ... they must not be "aware"

CHARLOTTE (CBS Charlotte) — A North Carolina couple traveled to Hawaii in order to bring their baby into the world in a dolphin-assisted birth. 

The Charlotte Observer reports Adam and Heather Barrington are staying with Star Newland, founder of The Sirius Institute, in Pohoa. According to the institute’s website, it is “dedicated to the creation of human/dolphin co-creative habitats where dolphins and people can learn from each other through music, underwater birth, dolphin sound healing and restoration.” 

Do you mean to tell me there are STILL people on the planet that believe "swimming with dolphins" is some kind of "communing with nature" act?  Hey, dumbasses, the dolphins are trying to have sex with you ... that's it.

Oh, and being a bunch of idiot-libs, you know the lecture can't be far away.  That's right ... the old "it's not about ______, it's about _______." (Or one of its derivatives.) 

“It is about reconnecting as humans with the dolphins so we can coexist in this world together and learn from one another,” Heather Barrington told the Observer. “Having that connection with the pod of dolphins anytime – even if the birth doesn’t happen in the water – still brings peace, comfort and strength to the mother and baby during labor.” More here:

"It is about reconnecting."  Yes, I once was connected to the dolphins but I lost my connection and have been extry sad ever since.  How about you?

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Ever wonder why we have a "Republic" and NOT a "Democracy?"

H/T Wombat

Thursday, May 23, 2013

The Ol' Trip the Reporter to Avoid Telling the Truth Tactic.

It's no wonder everyone thinks Democrats are childish.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

"Big Wind" responsible for grisly deaths of eagles

Oh yes, if "big oil" has a spill or something and some ducks get kilted, then "big oil" gets fined a bazillion curp. But if "big wind ... aka, greenies" accidentally kill a few eagles, no problem at all, none. 

Seems fair to me.

It's the fault of global cooling, I mean, global warming

While many Americans were tuned into news coverage of the massive damage from tornadoes ravaging the state of Oklahoma, Rhode Island Democratic Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse took to the Senate floor to rail against his Republican colleagues for denying the theory of anthropogenic global warming. More here:

Yes, you got that right ... he's "Democratic."  Ever notice that the "Democratics" need your money and freedom to inflict their genius on everyone else?  OH yes, yes ... they're SO much smarter than you ... and if you'll just give up your liberty/money and do as they say, you'll be so much happier.

Do these "Democratics" EVER introduce legislation that expands your liberty?  Do they EVER think government is big enough?  Are they EVER satisfied with how much of your money the government collects in taxes?  Do they EVER advocate for government leaving you alone?  Or do they instead advocate for government to be in every facet of your life, every single day?

Also, are "Democratics" immune to humiliation and embarrassment?  Here's the jackass on the floor of the Senate blaming the tornadoes on global warming.  Wouldn't he be embarrassed if he knew that just a few short decades ago, the same brainiacs that are behind global warming were blaming the tornadoes on global cooling instead?  Oh yes, it's VERY "sciencetific," no?

Ever notice that the solution to global cooling and global warming is the same?  And what are the solutions?  That's right, just stop using fossil fuels and everything will be fine.  Oh, and give the government more of your liberty and money too.  This is essential for everything the "Democratics" do.

Perhaps we could attempt to speak to them in their native tongue.  "Hey, Democratics, HEE-HAW leave us BRAY alone.  Go HEE-HAW cram it."

Thanks to Drudge report:

Friday, May 17, 2013

God Made a Democrat.

Just in case you haven't seen this yet...

WOMBAT Wastes His Time

Monday, May 13, 2013

THE IRS. They're totally fair. Unless you disagree with them

The IRS apologized on Friday for singling out dozens of conservative groups' applications for tax-exempt status because they had the words “Tea Party” or “patriot” in them.

However, the tax collection agency said the extra review wasn’t politically motivated and...

More here:

THAT'S right ... it wasn't political at all, it was purely an accidental targeting.  Happens all the time.  

And once they were caught, their favorite old "get out of jail free" didn't work.  Oh yes, first they denied it outright ... then they pointed at the Tea Party and hollered "racists" ... but somehow it didn't work.  This brings to mind an image of Moe, desperately pulling the trigger on an empty gun and then looking down the barrel to see what the problem might be.

You know what else?  They never single their enemies out for auditing.  And they're never ruthless ... oh no, just tell them what happened, they'll understand.

Just my two cents ... this agency needs to be abolished ... and the sooner the better.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

The Episode Where WOMBAT Discovers a New Toy Called "Twitter"

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Trending on Twitter

I've noticed a trend on Twitter that Liberals have 3 arguments for when they disagree with someone and thus declare the debate "over". You might notice that some of these choose to double up on the #rehashtags




I could go on (and on) but you get the idea.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

The Jews checkmate the planet with unexpected takeover

BUDAPEST | Sat May 4, 2013 10:34am EDT

(Reuters) - Leaders of a far-right Hungarian party accused Israelis of plotting to buy up the country as several hundred nationalists protested on Saturday on the eve of a meeting of the World Jewish Congress in Budapest. More here:

And by "nationalists," I think the reporter means "paranoid racists with shit-for-brains."

Seriously though ... "The Juice."  They are so sly.  Always plotting and scheming.  I mean, think about it ... there you are ... a Hungarian citizen ... minding your own business, when - BOOM - OUT OF THE BLUE ... the Juice take over.  And, as expected, The Juice take everyone in the world by surprise.  Because who would EVER HAVE EXPECTED THIS?  Oh, so clever.

THAT'S RIGHT, they bought Hungary. Surreptitiously, crept they, whilst you slept and/or went about your business ... and now it's too late.  And what do The Juice plan to do with your country?  I'm guessing THEY'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTIES, AND YOUR LITTLE DOGS TOO!!!!


Friday, May 3, 2013

Ok, it's time to say sumthin'

STERLING, Va. - Customs officials say 20 small black raw chickens were seized from a passenger arriving from Vietnam at Dulles International Airport outside Washington.

Officials say importing raw poultry from areas where avian influenza or other fowl diseases are known to occur is not allowed without a permit. That's because those diseases could affect the domestic poultry industry and hurt international trade. Customs officials say the chickens seized last week were incinerated.

Spokesman Steve Sapp says agents found two bags containing chickens in a cooler. The birds were whole, but without feathers and had bluish-grey and black skin. More here:

Ok, so what, right?

So nothing.  It's just that I've noticed people smuggling crap like this into the US and getting caught.  And you have to ask yourself ... "wtf?"  Because it's not like he can't get chickens cheaper right here in the US.  And if they're some kind of special chicken and you're importing them to make a huge profit, then fine, raise them here yourself ... or contract it out with a chicken farmer or something.  Why pay for an airline ticket to a faraway land and then try to smuggle them thru customs?

Which brings me to my next point.  Call me what you will but the Klown is calling "nutso" on this guy. 

Yes, and what do you do when you're the federal government and you find a psycho?  Answer?  NOTHING ... cuz you're too busy trying to print and borrow money to give to your buddies.