Friday, August 22, 2014

Rectangle


Sunday, August 10, 2014

I'm going to need you to go ahead and give me my freedom

Special needs peeps (aka "retards") are missing? Have you seen them?

H/T Wombat

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Government is cash-strapped



SAN JOSE (CBS SF) — A burglar was caught on camera smashing his way into a San Jose home, but the homeowners say police are forcing them to take justice into their own hands.


San Jose police say the couple’s case isn’t a priority, according to the homeowners, despite surveillance footage of the home showed a crystal clear image of the suspect throwing a rock through a door to Ryan Leiby’s home before going on to steal a watch collection.

Leiby, who thought he had done everything right by installing the cameras after a neighbor’s home was burglarized, was left feeling violated by the break-in.

“We made the precautions, but they didn’t quite work,” he said.


Armed with the video, Leiby went to San Jose police.  But, police told Leiby the cash-strapped department can’t afford to investigate property crimes, even with a clear surveillance image of the suspect. More here:

"Cash strapped."  Really?  Are they "cash strapped" enough they can't pull over DUI's and fine them into oblivion?  What about pulling people over for speeding so they can fine them into oblivion too?  What about patrolling the parking meters or ticketing jay-walkers? Too cash strapped for that?

Is it just me or are the cops merely the hand of the pickpocket?  Are they protecting your liberty and property?  Or are they taking your cash ... you know ... since they are cash-strapped.

Ever notice?  No matter how much the government takes, it's always cash strapped.

Friday, August 1, 2014

Ack, the festering Jew tumor is back!


Iranian President Hassan Rouhani lashed out at Israel in vitriolic terms on Wednesday, referring to Israel as a “festering Zionist tumor.”

Rouhani, who has been championed by Western media as a moderate reformer who could change Iran’s extremist ways, appears to be adopting a violent tone similar to Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, who has advocated for the complete destruction of Israel in recent days.

“Today, this festering Zionist tumor has opened once again and has turned the land of olives into destruction and blood and littered the land with the body parts of Palestinian children,” Rouhani was quoted as saying in a statement that was translated by the Brookings Institution. More here:

Yes, they fire rockets into Israel for weeks and then they're shocked the Israel takes action to fight back.  The equivalent of libs ... in a constant state of surprise and wonder.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Took me a minute to get this


Saturday, July 26, 2014

80 year old guy relieves society of a dangerous leech


A burglary suspect who police say was shot dead while attempting to flee a Long Beach home this week was not pregnant, coroner’s officials said Friday.

The home’s owner, who identified himself as Tom Greer in an interview with KNBC-TV Channel 4, said he shot Andrea Miller, 28,  even after she begged him not to open fire, claiming she was pregnant. She was shot twice in the back. Her suspected accomplice, 26-year-old Gus Adams, got away but was later arrested.

Police say Adams and Miller attacked Greer, 80, after he walked in on them burglarizing his home Tuesday night in the 3900 block of Country Club Drive in the upscale Bixby Knolls neighborhood.

But when Greer produced a .22-caliber handgun, they fled. Greer told KNBC he chased the pair and shot Miller twice in the back in the alley, then pulled her body back onto his lot.

In his taped interview with the station, he said the woman shouted, "Don't shoot me! I'm pregnant -- I'm going to have a baby."

“I shot her anyway,” Greer said. “The lady didn’t run as fast as the man so I shot her in the back twice --she’s dead … but he got away.”

Greer told KNBC that he acted in self-defense and that the pair had burglarized his home twice before.

Police confirmed that the intruders beat Greer with their fists, body slammed him to the ground and tried to break into his safe.

But in a news conference Thursday, Long Beach Police Chief Jim McDonnell said the investigation is not over, and detectives will present their report to county prosecutors to determine if Greer was justified in slaying the woman. More here:

Yes, because a couple of shitstains get to repeatedly rob you and then beat you and attempt to kill you ... until you pull out a gun ... and then if they start begging and running, you aren't allowed to shoot them. Put me on the jury please.

Do You Know This Guy?



He is Edward "Ed" Mezvinsky, born January 17, 1937. 
Then you'll probably say, "Who is Ed Mezvinsky?"  

Well, he is a former Democrat congressman who represented 
Iowa 's 1st congressional district in the United States House 
of Representatives for two terms, from 1973 to 1977.

He sat on the House Judiciary Committee that decided 
the fate of Richard Nixon.

He was outspoken saying that Nixon was a crook and a disgrace to 
politics and the nation and should be impeached.

He and the Clintons were friends and very politically 
intertwined for many years.

Ed Mezvinsky had an affair with NBC News reporter Marjorie Sue 
Margolies and later married her after his wife divorced him.

In 1993, Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky, then a freshman Democrat in 
Congress, cast the deciding vote that got President Bill Clinton's 
controversial tax package through the House of Representatives.

  In March 2001, Mezvinsky was indicted and later pleaded guilty 
to 31 of 69 counts of bank fraud, mail fraud, and wire fraud.

Ed Mezvinsky embezzled more than $10 million dollars from people 
via both a Ponzi scheme and the notorious Nigerian e-mail scams.

He was found guilty and sentenced to 80 months in federal prison.

After serving less than five years in federal prison, he was released in 
April 2008 and remains on federal probation.

To this day, he still owes $9.4 million in restitution to his victims.

About now you are saying, "So what!"

Well, this is Marc and Chelsea Mezvinsky.

Friday, July 25, 2014

The libs don't think you should watch TV




You had such good intentions for when you got home from work: go to the gym, call a friend and sort out that paperwork.
But after a hard day in the office you ended up slumped on the sofa in front of the television instead. If you feel bad about it you’re not alone - scientists have discovered that watching television at the end of a long day can make you feel guilty and like a failure. More here:

That's right.  Everyone else feels guilty ... like a failure, if they watch TV after work ... and you should too ... you know, if you're a brainless, cud-chewing sheep.

This kind of crap cracks me up.  One commenter summed up my feelings:

Oh, great! A "study" by a communications major, appearing in a Journal of Communications!

Yeah, sure: people watch TV every night just so they can feel guilty and bad about themselves!

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Israel or the "Palestinians" ... who is right and who is wrong?


Israel did garner initial global empathy at the beginning of the latest conflict, after three Israeli teenagers in the West Bank were killed, but that changed quickly as the Israel Defense Forces moved into densely populated Gaza in an effort to stop rocket fire from Hamas onto Israeli cities and settlements. More here:

Right. Because Israel isn't supposed to do anything about the "Palestinians" firing rockets into their cities.  Can't you see the logic?  No?  Turns out you aren't alone.  Many people can't see the logic.  For those people the media come to the rescue.  Just refer to the cartoon above.

"War crimes ... Hitler."  Get it yet?

Friday, March 21, 2014

There I was .... just trying on shoes ... when ALL OF A SUDDEN ...


MARCH 20-- Police are searching for a man who posed as a podiatry student and sucked the toes of a woman trying on shoes at a Walmart in North Carolina. 

The suspect, approached the 35-year-old victim Monday morning inside a store in Lincolnton, a city about 40 miles northwest of Charlotte. Claiming to be a podiatry student, the man struck up a conversation with the victim and “talks [her] into trying on several pair of shoes in the shoe department," according to police. 

“At one point the suspect took the victim’s foot, put it into his mouth and sucked the victim’s toes,” cops added. 

The suspect, a black male wearing a sweater and tan pants, departed the Walmart after the woman extricated her toes from his clutch. Suspect pic and article here:

Ok, I have just one question.

How long did she let him suck her toes before she figured it crossed the line?

One minute?  Two minutes?  Until someone she knew saw her?  How long was it?

Cuz I'm only of average intelligence but when someone's mouth gets close to my feet, I'm aware of it.  It's not as if "Oopsie daisy, someone is sucking my toes ... ALL OF A SUDDINK."

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Geniuses find way to stop suicides ... all they need is your money you greedy bastige


A grim new milestone at one of the world's most popular suicide spots: Some 46 people jumped to their deaths from the Golden Gate Bridge last year, it was announced yesterday.

That's the most recorded since the San Francisco landmark opened in 1937, per the Chronicle. Campaigners say those lives could have been saved by the safety net that the Golden Gate Bridge Highway and Transportation District approved years ago, but the project is still at least $45 million short on funding. More here:

$45 million "short."  Gee, if they're "short" $45 million, how much is the total bill?

I love how the jackasses use the word "funding" in place of "Go take some of Klown's money."

Awww, maybe I should chip in. After all, a human life is worth all the money I have, right?  And let's face the truth, these suicides are our fault for not "chipping in."  Everyone knows if there were a net underneath the bridge these suicides wouldn't happen.  It's common knowledge ... there's no other way to commit suicide other than jumping off the gd Golden Gate bridge.  Idiots.

Monday, February 17, 2014

Another shocker ... out of the clear blue sky


Jamie Coots, one of the stars of National Geographic‘s reality show Snake Salvation, died Saturday of a venomous snake bite. According to reports he refused medical attention after being bitten in his Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus Name in Middlesboro, Kentucky and died shortly thereafter in his home. The show debuted last Fall centered on two Pentecostal preachers who handle deadly snakes as part of a century-old Appalachian practice originating from a Bible passage that suggests those anointed by God will not be harmed by a poisonous snake bite.

Well, I've been waiting to use this one (and I didn't have to wait long) ... "In the biggest plot twist since the Grizzly Man got eaten ... "

I saw that one on the Jon Stewart show the other night when he was describing how the rebels in Syria became violent.

Coots had previously been bitten nine times and lost a finger to a rattlesnake bite. The pair have come under fire from authorities for hunting and collecting deadly snakes for their church services. Last year Coots pled guilty to illegally possessing and transporting three rattlesnakes and two copperheads in Tennessee after the state seized them in a traffic stop as he was driving them from Alabama to Kentucky. More here:

Imagine the odds on that ... there you are ... driving home with some poisonous SCHNAKES when the blue lights go on behind you.  Now that there is a mystery.  Perhaps the NSA had clued the cops in on his whereabouts and shananagins.  Nah, prolly just a coinkydink, right?  No reason to get paranoid.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Obama creates "Climate hubs" - by giving your money to his friends



The Obama administration will announce the establishment of regional hubs focused on mitigating climate change on Wednesday.

The hubs are the first-ever regional centers that will focus solely on risk adaptation and climate change solutions at seven locations across the country. More here:

I love it.  It doesn't matter how much the federal government sinks into debt, they'll just keep squandering your tax money.  But, hey ... don't worry about it, it's not costing you anything, right?

The part I like best is when their buddies get the cushy "climate" jobs.

Monday, February 3, 2014

What? Someone fighting for our freedom?



"Local officials who abuse zoning authority powers to cower citizens into submission and deprive land owners of Constitutional rights in the enjoyment of their land must be subject to fines and actual damages they cause including attorney fees," Delegate Bob Marshall noted in support of his HB 1219 recently introduced in the Virginia General Assembly. 

Marshall introduced his bill in direct response to incidents precipitated by county officials who threatened Virginia citizen farmer Martha Boneta. Boneta gained national attention after she was cited and threatened with $5,000 per-day fines for hosting such 'menacing activities' as a birthday party for eight 10-year old girls without a permit and advertising pumpkin carvings. Virginians rallied at two "pitchfork protests" in support of Boneta. 

Marshall said, "I am convinced this harassment will continue until local officials realize they can be held liable in the form of fines and other costs." H.B. 1219 provides that local governments violating constitutional rights through zoning shall pay their victims (1) the amount of the fines they sought to impose, and (2) actual damages including attorney fees. Local government officials who intentionally violate this law would also be liable. More here:

That's great ... now be sure to write into the law that the government won't pay their fines for them. 

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Idiot-libs strike again ... even Mother Nature isn't safe from these morons


VATICAN CITY (AP) — Two white doves that were released by children standing alongside Pope Francis as a peace gesture have been attacked by other birds.

As tens of thousands of people watched in St. Peter's Square on Sunday, a seagull and a large black crow swept down on the doves right after they were set free from an open window of the Apostolic Palace.

One dove lost some feathers as it broke free from the gull. But the crow pecked repeatedly at the other dove. More (with pics) here:



Yes, the doves were "released."  But first they were "captured" ... right?  Why do they ALWAYS leave that part out?  Quite a mystery, no?

And after the "release" they were pecked unmercifully.  Another "mystery" to libs.  You see, idiot-libs insist that mother nature's creatures want to commune with us and be "friends."

I think we ought to capture these idiots and then "release" them amongst some hungry bears and let them commune to their heart's content.  Same goes for ALL the jackasses who want to "release doves" as part of a wedding or some other gathering of morons.  What say you?

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

This thug was extra tough ... until he started crying


"Oglum Bak Git." I think it means "Get away, kid" or something like that.  Yes, bak git, bak git, git back ... no ... really.

The victim is a street sweeper who stutters ... so naturally the kids make fun of him. It is thought the street sweeper smacks one of the kids who then gets his older brother (the tough guy) to punish the street sweeper for retaliating.  It is then, justice is dispensed.

Liberal/Anti-Gun genius shares his wisdom


This post has it all, doesn't it?

One of your intellectual betters sharing part of his vast depository of knowledge.

Oh yes ... ever notice?  They (idiot-liberals) are never slow with the dispersal of their great genius.  Just watch some TV "news" for two minutes  and you'll see what I mean.  They can't go that long without lecturing you.  All of them sitting there ... wanting to be first to tell you "It's not about ______, it's about _______.

Luckily for them, facts are unimportant.  The important thing is for you to agree with them and share their views.  And this is the ever present conundrum of the lib ... they don't understand why they can't just force their views on others ...  the universe seems unfair to them with regard to this.

But they seem to have found a way around the constitution possible way to do it.  All they need to do is vote your rights away.  That's right, a majority means they can do what they want.  Just like when the "majority" in the south wanted to keep slavery ... see what I mean?

After all, everyone would be so much better off if we just followed their orders.  And it's not like they would be mean slave drivers ... nossir .... they'd be very benevolent masters ... you know ... if they could just FORCE you to obey.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Feinstein tells everyone to just CTFD about the spying


Senate Intelligence Committee Chairwoman Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) predicted Sunday that lawmakers who favored shutting down the bulk collection of telephone metadata would not be successful in their efforts as Congress weighs potential reforms to the nation’s controversial intelligence programs. 

“I don’t believe so,” Feinstein said during an appearance on NBC's “Meet the Press.” “The president has very clearly said that he wants to keep the capability… So I think we would agree with him. I know a dominant majority of the — everybody, virtually, except two or three, on the Senate Intelligence Committee would agree with that.” More here:

Hey, you heard her, "The president wants to keep the capability ... and we agree."

Translation ... "We're going to keep spying on you so get used to it, dumb-asses.  I mean, do you REALLY fall for that 'we're public servants' bullshit?"

It's probably good she feels this way because I doubt the intelligence agencies would listen to her (or anyone else) if she told them to stop.  They probably figure it's for our own good and would continue the spying no matter what.

Obama's about had it with all the racism



President Barack Obama said that racial tensions may have softened his popularity among white voters within the last two years, according to a story posted on the New Yorker magazine’s website today. 

“There’s no doubt that there’s some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president,” Obama said in the article by David Remnick, appearing in the magazine’s Jan. 27 edition. More here:

LOL.  Even Obama falls for the media's idiocy.  He gets elected and then reelected four years later ... and now ... ALL OF A SUDDEN, everybody's a racist.  Yes, that sounds logical, you jackass.