Sunday, July 27, 2014

Took me a minute to get this


Saturday, July 26, 2014

80 year old guy relieves society of a dangerous leech


A burglary suspect who police say was shot dead while attempting to flee a Long Beach home this week was not pregnant, coroner’s officials said Friday.

The home’s owner, who identified himself as Tom Greer in an interview with KNBC-TV Channel 4, said he shot Andrea Miller, 28,  even after she begged him not to open fire, claiming she was pregnant. She was shot twice in the back. Her suspected accomplice, 26-year-old Gus Adams, got away but was later arrested.

Police say Adams and Miller attacked Greer, 80, after he walked in on them burglarizing his home Tuesday night in the 3900 block of Country Club Drive in the upscale Bixby Knolls neighborhood.

But when Greer produced a .22-caliber handgun, they fled. Greer told KNBC he chased the pair and shot Miller twice in the back in the alley, then pulled her body back onto his lot.

In his taped interview with the station, he said the woman shouted, "Don't shoot me! I'm pregnant -- I'm going to have a baby."

“I shot her anyway,” Greer said. “The lady didn’t run as fast as the man so I shot her in the back twice --she’s dead … but he got away.”

Greer told KNBC that he acted in self-defense and that the pair had burglarized his home twice before.

Police confirmed that the intruders beat Greer with their fists, body slammed him to the ground and tried to break into his safe.

But in a news conference Thursday, Long Beach Police Chief Jim McDonnell said the investigation is not over, and detectives will present their report to county prosecutors to determine if Greer was justified in slaying the woman. More here:

Yes, because a couple of shitstains get to repeatedly rob you and then beat you and attempt to kill you ... until you pull out a gun ... and then if they start begging and running, you aren't allowed to shoot them. Put me on the jury please.

Do You Know This Guy?



He is Edward "Ed" Mezvinsky, born January 17, 1937. 
Then you'll probably say, "Who is Ed Mezvinsky?"  

Well, he is a former Democrat congressman who represented 
Iowa 's 1st congressional district in the United States House 
of Representatives for two terms, from 1973 to 1977.

He sat on the House Judiciary Committee that decided 
the fate of Richard Nixon.

He was outspoken saying that Nixon was a crook and a disgrace to 
politics and the nation and should be impeached.

He and the Clintons were friends and very politically 
intertwined for many years.

Ed Mezvinsky had an affair with NBC News reporter Marjorie Sue 
Margolies and later married her after his wife divorced him.

In 1993, Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky, then a freshman Democrat in 
Congress, cast the deciding vote that got President Bill Clinton's 
controversial tax package through the House of Representatives.

  In March 2001, Mezvinsky was indicted and later pleaded guilty 
to 31 of 69 counts of bank fraud, mail fraud, and wire fraud.

Ed Mezvinsky embezzled more than $10 million dollars from people 
via both a Ponzi scheme and the notorious Nigerian e-mail scams.

He was found guilty and sentenced to 80 months in federal prison.

After serving less than five years in federal prison, he was released in 
April 2008 and remains on federal probation.

To this day, he still owes $9.4 million in restitution to his victims.

About now you are saying, "So what!"

Well, this is Marc and Chelsea Mezvinsky.

Friday, July 25, 2014

The libs don't think you should watch TV




You had such good intentions for when you got home from work: go to the gym, call a friend and sort out that paperwork.
But after a hard day in the office you ended up slumped on the sofa in front of the television instead. If you feel bad about it you’re not alone - scientists have discovered that watching television at the end of a long day can make you feel guilty and like a failure. More here:

That's right.  Everyone else feels guilty ... like a failure, if they watch TV after work ... and you should too ... you know, if you're a brainless, cud-chewing sheep.

This kind of crap cracks me up.  One commenter summed up my feelings:

Oh, great! A "study" by a communications major, appearing in a Journal of Communications!

Yeah, sure: people watch TV every night just so they can feel guilty and bad about themselves!

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Israel or the "Palestinians" ... who is right and who is wrong?


Israel did garner initial global empathy at the beginning of the latest conflict, after three Israeli teenagers in the West Bank were killed, but that changed quickly as the Israel Defense Forces moved into densely populated Gaza in an effort to stop rocket fire from Hamas onto Israeli cities and settlements. More here:

Right. Because Israel isn't supposed to do anything about the "Palestinians" firing rockets into their cities.  Can't you see the logic?  No?  Turns out you aren't alone.  Many people can't see the logic.  For those people the media come to the rescue.  Just refer to the cartoon above.

"War crimes ... Hitler."  Get it yet?

Friday, March 21, 2014

There I was .... just trying on shoes ... when ALL OF A SUDDEN ...


MARCH 20-- Police are searching for a man who posed as a podiatry student and sucked the toes of a woman trying on shoes at a Walmart in North Carolina. 

The suspect, approached the 35-year-old victim Monday morning inside a store in Lincolnton, a city about 40 miles northwest of Charlotte. Claiming to be a podiatry student, the man struck up a conversation with the victim and “talks [her] into trying on several pair of shoes in the shoe department," according to police. 

“At one point the suspect took the victim’s foot, put it into his mouth and sucked the victim’s toes,” cops added. 

The suspect, a black male wearing a sweater and tan pants, departed the Walmart after the woman extricated her toes from his clutch. Suspect pic and article here:

Ok, I have just one question.

How long did she let him suck her toes before she figured it crossed the line?

One minute?  Two minutes?  Until someone she knew saw her?  How long was it?

Cuz I'm only of average intelligence but when someone's mouth gets close to my feet, I'm aware of it.  It's not as if "Oopsie daisy, someone is sucking my toes ... ALL OF A SUDDINK."

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Geniuses find way to stop suicides ... all they need is your money you greedy bastige


A grim new milestone at one of the world's most popular suicide spots: Some 46 people jumped to their deaths from the Golden Gate Bridge last year, it was announced yesterday.

That's the most recorded since the San Francisco landmark opened in 1937, per the Chronicle. Campaigners say those lives could have been saved by the safety net that the Golden Gate Bridge Highway and Transportation District approved years ago, but the project is still at least $45 million short on funding. More here:

$45 million "short."  Gee, if they're "short" $45 million, how much is the total bill?

I love how the jackasses use the word "funding" in place of "Go take some of Klown's money."

Awww, maybe I should chip in. After all, a human life is worth all the money I have, right?  And let's face the truth, these suicides are our fault for not "chipping in."  Everyone knows if there were a net underneath the bridge these suicides wouldn't happen.  It's common knowledge ... there's no other way to commit suicide other than jumping off the gd Golden Gate bridge.  Idiots.

Monday, February 17, 2014

Another shocker ... out of the clear blue sky


Jamie Coots, one of the stars of National Geographic‘s reality show Snake Salvation, died Saturday of a venomous snake bite. According to reports he refused medical attention after being bitten in his Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus Name in Middlesboro, Kentucky and died shortly thereafter in his home. The show debuted last Fall centered on two Pentecostal preachers who handle deadly snakes as part of a century-old Appalachian practice originating from a Bible passage that suggests those anointed by God will not be harmed by a poisonous snake bite.

Well, I've been waiting to use this one (and I didn't have to wait long) ... "In the biggest plot twist since the Grizzly Man got eaten ... "

I saw that one on the Jon Stewart show the other night when he was describing how the rebels in Syria became violent.

Coots had previously been bitten nine times and lost a finger to a rattlesnake bite. The pair have come under fire from authorities for hunting and collecting deadly snakes for their church services. Last year Coots pled guilty to illegally possessing and transporting three rattlesnakes and two copperheads in Tennessee after the state seized them in a traffic stop as he was driving them from Alabama to Kentucky. More here:

Imagine the odds on that ... there you are ... driving home with some poisonous SCHNAKES when the blue lights go on behind you.  Now that there is a mystery.  Perhaps the NSA had clued the cops in on his whereabouts and shananagins.  Nah, prolly just a coinkydink, right?  No reason to get paranoid.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Obama creates "Climate hubs" - by giving your money to his friends



The Obama administration will announce the establishment of regional hubs focused on mitigating climate change on Wednesday.

The hubs are the first-ever regional centers that will focus solely on risk adaptation and climate change solutions at seven locations across the country. More here:

I love it.  It doesn't matter how much the federal government sinks into debt, they'll just keep squandering your tax money.  But, hey ... don't worry about it, it's not costing you anything, right?

The part I like best is when their buddies get the cushy "climate" jobs.

Monday, February 3, 2014

What? Someone fighting for our freedom?



"Local officials who abuse zoning authority powers to cower citizens into submission and deprive land owners of Constitutional rights in the enjoyment of their land must be subject to fines and actual damages they cause including attorney fees," Delegate Bob Marshall noted in support of his HB 1219 recently introduced in the Virginia General Assembly. 

Marshall introduced his bill in direct response to incidents precipitated by county officials who threatened Virginia citizen farmer Martha Boneta. Boneta gained national attention after she was cited and threatened with $5,000 per-day fines for hosting such 'menacing activities' as a birthday party for eight 10-year old girls without a permit and advertising pumpkin carvings. Virginians rallied at two "pitchfork protests" in support of Boneta. 

Marshall said, "I am convinced this harassment will continue until local officials realize they can be held liable in the form of fines and other costs." H.B. 1219 provides that local governments violating constitutional rights through zoning shall pay their victims (1) the amount of the fines they sought to impose, and (2) actual damages including attorney fees. Local government officials who intentionally violate this law would also be liable. More here:

That's great ... now be sure to write into the law that the government won't pay their fines for them. 

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Idiot-libs strike again ... even Mother Nature isn't safe from these morons


VATICAN CITY (AP) — Two white doves that were released by children standing alongside Pope Francis as a peace gesture have been attacked by other birds.

As tens of thousands of people watched in St. Peter's Square on Sunday, a seagull and a large black crow swept down on the doves right after they were set free from an open window of the Apostolic Palace.

One dove lost some feathers as it broke free from the gull. But the crow pecked repeatedly at the other dove. More (with pics) here:



Yes, the doves were "released."  But first they were "captured" ... right?  Why do they ALWAYS leave that part out?  Quite a mystery, no?

And after the "release" they were pecked unmercifully.  Another "mystery" to libs.  You see, idiot-libs insist that mother nature's creatures want to commune with us and be "friends."

I think we ought to capture these idiots and then "release" them amongst some hungry bears and let them commune to their heart's content.  Same goes for ALL the jackasses who want to "release doves" as part of a wedding or some other gathering of morons.  What say you?

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

This thug was extra tough ... until he started crying


"Oglum Bak Git." I think it means "Get away, kid" or something like that.  Yes, bak git, bak git, git back ... no ... really.

The victim is a street sweeper who stutters ... so naturally the kids make fun of him. It is thought the street sweeper smacks one of the kids who then gets his older brother (the tough guy) to punish the street sweeper for retaliating.  It is then, justice is dispensed.

Liberal/Anti-Gun genius shares his wisdom


This post has it all, doesn't it?

One of your intellectual betters sharing part of his vast depository of knowledge.

Oh yes ... ever notice?  They (idiot-liberals) are never slow with the dispersal of their great genius.  Just watch some TV "news" for two minutes  and you'll see what I mean.  They can't go that long without lecturing you.  All of them sitting there ... wanting to be first to tell you "It's not about ______, it's about _______.

Luckily for them, facts are unimportant.  The important thing is for you to agree with them and share their views.  And this is the ever present conundrum of the lib ... they don't understand why they can't just force their views on others ...  the universe seems unfair to them with regard to this.

But they seem to have found a way around the constitution possible way to do it.  All they need to do is vote your rights away.  That's right, a majority means they can do what they want.  Just like when the "majority" in the south wanted to keep slavery ... see what I mean?

After all, everyone would be so much better off if we just followed their orders.  And it's not like they would be mean slave drivers ... nossir .... they'd be very benevolent masters ... you know ... if they could just FORCE you to obey.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Feinstein tells everyone to just CTFD about the spying


Senate Intelligence Committee Chairwoman Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) predicted Sunday that lawmakers who favored shutting down the bulk collection of telephone metadata would not be successful in their efforts as Congress weighs potential reforms to the nation’s controversial intelligence programs. 

“I don’t believe so,” Feinstein said during an appearance on NBC's “Meet the Press.” “The president has very clearly said that he wants to keep the capability… So I think we would agree with him. I know a dominant majority of the — everybody, virtually, except two or three, on the Senate Intelligence Committee would agree with that.” More here:

Hey, you heard her, "The president wants to keep the capability ... and we agree."

Translation ... "We're going to keep spying on you so get used to it, dumb-asses.  I mean, do you REALLY fall for that 'we're public servants' bullshit?"

It's probably good she feels this way because I doubt the intelligence agencies would listen to her (or anyone else) if she told them to stop.  They probably figure it's for our own good and would continue the spying no matter what.

Obama's about had it with all the racism



President Barack Obama said that racial tensions may have softened his popularity among white voters within the last two years, according to a story posted on the New Yorker magazine’s website today. 

“There’s no doubt that there’s some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president,” Obama said in the article by David Remnick, appearing in the magazine’s Jan. 27 edition. More here:

LOL.  Even Obama falls for the media's idiocy.  He gets elected and then reelected four years later ... and now ... ALL OF A SUDDEN, everybody's a racist.  Yes, that sounds logical, you jackass.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Coupla dipshits want you to pay attention to their advertising

 Bernie Sanders - "Independent" - Vermont                                                                   Brain Schatz - Democrat - Hawaii

Senate Democrats pledging to get more aggressive on climate change will soon pressure the major TV networks to give the topic far greater attention on the Sunday talking-head shows. 

Sens. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., and Brian Schatz, D-Hawaii, are gathering colleagues' signatures on a letter to the networks asserting that they're ignoring global warming. 

"It is beyond my comprehension that you have ABC, CBS, NBC, and Fox, that their Sunday shows have discussed climate change in 2012, collectively, for all of eight minutes," Sanders said, citing analysis by the liberal watchdog group Media Matters for America. More here:

"Beyond his comprehension."  Yes.  

That's right, America.  Apparently, for some mysterious reason, you aren't taking "climate change" seriously enough.  And as a result of that, you're resisting giving these guys money so they can spread it around to their friends and donors.  I mean , what are you ... greedy?  After all, Bernie Sanders calls himself a socialist and, as we all know from the media, socialists are selfless, "for the people" types.

Cracks me up how they use "climate change."  They used to use "Global Cooling" (back in the 70's.)  When that was proved totally false, they changed to "Global Warming."  And now they use "Climate Change."  Why do you think that is?

Anyway, the media isn't giving them enough help in extracting money off your dumbass and they aren't happy about it.  As lawmakers they can do something about it ... you know ... as long as they have zero compunction about the government putting pressure on private business.  I mean, nothing can go wrong there, right?  After all, they're doing the pressuring for your own good.

After I made this post this morning, I found another news story.  Turns out there's an MIT professor who see it the same way.  I think more and more people are going to agree because the politicians have basically overdone it ... they can't help it ... they're like a 13-year-old trying to remain poker faced while holding what he thinks is a royal flush.

MIT Professor Richard Lindzen is a leading international expert on climate change.

“The changes that have occurred due to global warning are too small to account for,” he says. “It has nothing to do with global warming, it has to do with where we live.”

“Global warming, climate change, all these things are just a dream come true for politicians. The opportunities for taxation, for policies, for control, for crony capitalism are just immense, you can see their eyes bulge,” he says. More here:

LOL -- "Their eyes bulge ... "

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

These people are allowed to vote on your liberty

Here's a prankster convincing idiot libs to sign a petition to do away with part of the Bill of Rights.

The Third Amendment, introduced by James Madison as part of the Bill of Rights in 1789, was a direct response to Quartering Acts passed by the British government during the Revolutionary War. The British legislation would have allowed British troops to live in the private residences of Americans. The Amendment was adopted on March 1, 1792. More here:


BTW ... Ever notice how fast a lib will vote/sign to "ban" something?

You know what's really hysterical?

Answer: The idea that something written in the 1700's would be applicable today.  You see, we're so much smarter than they were back in the olden days.  A great example of this comes at about the 2:27 marker in this video.  The supreme genius of the western world laughs mockingly at the writing of those idiot founding fathers.

I feel I should remind you, the founding fathers had it set up so people like that genius couldn't vote on your freedom.  But now the libs have changed that ... and these people actually get to vote to take your money.  I wonder which is better.  I mean after all ... EVERYONE should be allowed to vote ... right? Especially the geniuses, no?

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Liberals are your enemy



Leading left-wing advocacy group MoveOn.org has announced a new effort to oppose innovations that are propelling the country towards a new abundance of domestically produced energy. 

MoveOn bemoaned in an email to supporters the "troubling trend" of increased energy production, which is reducing the U.S. trade deficit, creating well-paying jobs, stabilizing global energy prices, and undermining the economic engine behind some of the world's most repressive regimes. 

MoveOn announced the creation of a new effort called "#FrackingFighter," which "seeks to slow down the fracking boom that is anticipated to occur across the United States in 2014 and beyond." 

The increased use of hydraulic fracturing, an innovative oil and gas technique, has sent U.S. energy production skyrocketing, MoveOn said. It vowed to slow or reverse that trend. More here:

They don't even try to hide it anymore ... they are your enemy.

I'm sure they have great reasons for this, don't you?  "Global warming, blah blah ... environment, blah blah.  It's always very critical and crucial, isn't it?

The funny part is the Democrats did the exact same thing in the 70's when "fossil fuels" were causing global cooling.  Seems to me that anyone with an IQ over 50 would be able to see a pattern here.

Also, the image I used in this post reminded me of some questions:
Have you ever noticed that all the liberal demonstrations are well organized "events?"  Lots of professionally done signs etc ... the media always showing up and getting them great publicity ... ever notice this?  Is this a mystery to you?

Ever wonder who the nice, community-minded, unselfish people are that donate all the money it takes to:
1 - Organize the "protest"
2 - Get the word out, arrange transportation of the hippies
3 - Have the professional signs done

I wonder why the media never gives credit to these people/organizations, don't you?  Perhaps the media thinks these events are spontaneous, grass-roots type gatherings ... all paid for by the participants holding the signs ... our neighbors.  And since the media believes that, then you should too.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Croaking criminal jackass might exerience 'Air hunger"


Attorneys trying to stop the execution of a condemned Ohio killer say the state's untried capital punishment method will cause him agony and terror.

The defense lawyers allege the two-drug combination won't properly sedate the death row inmate, Dennis McGuire, and he will experience a suffocation-like syndrome known as air hunger. More here:

The 53-year-old McGuire is scheduled to die Jan. 16 for the 1989 rape and fatal stabbing of Joy Stewart in Preble County in western Ohio.

Hey, lawyers, where was your concern when his victim was experiencing "terror?"
Answer?  "Nowhere."

Hey lawyers, how are you getting paid for trying to stop the criminal murdering rapist from being executed?
Answer: "Out of my pocket."

One of these days, people like you are going to experience justice.  Personally, I can't wait.

Croaking criminal jackass feels the burning already


A man has been executed by lethal injection at the Oklahoma State Penitentiary almost 20 years after orchestrating the brutal assault and robbery of his co-worker at a Tulsa convenience store. Michael Lee Wilson, 38, was convicted in the killing of Richard Yost, 30, who aspired to one day manage the Quiktrip store. 

Wilson, who was convicted of first-degree murder, was the third person executed for the February 25, 1995, crime; the fourth defendant is serving a life term.

Prison spokesman Jerry Massie said Wilson's time of death was 6:06 p.m. Wilson gave brief remarks twice - at first saying, 'I love everybody,' then speaking up again after Warden Anita Trammel ordered the execution to begin.

'I love the world,' he said. 'Love my daughters for me. I'm going to miss you always.'

Within 20 seconds of the execution starting, Wilson's final words were, 'I feel my whole body burning.' He showed no physical signs of distress.

Wilson's sister, Staci Wilson, sang a hymn throughout the execution, including the line, 'His soul is resting and it's a blessing.' When he was pronounced dead, she recited Psalm 23.

LOL ... his soul is resting.  Sure it is.  That's what happens to "souls" after they commit brutal murders, they "rest."  Everyone knows that.

He says he felt his whole body burning though.  Of course, the libs will interpret this "burning" as being caused by the method of execution.  I have a different interpretation.

Before the crime, the men loitered nearly an hour while waiting for customers to leave. Once they were gone, they struck Yost with an aluminum baseball bat 54 times in 131 seconds. 

The assault was captured on the store's surveillance system - video of Wilson stuffing money in his pockets and audio of the bat striking Yost as he pleaded for mercy. More here:

Gee, I sure hope the criminals didn't suffer during their execution ... you know, because that would be bad.

Someone remind me ... why don't we beat this guy to death with a baseball bat?  Is it because "we're better than that?"  What is it about using lethal injection that makes us "better than that?"  I'm sure there's a good reason ... I just don't know what it is yet.