Ever wonder why we have a "Republic" and NOT a "Democracy?"

H/T Wombat

The Ol' Trip the Reporter to Avoid Telling the Truth Tactic.

It's no wonder everyone thinks Democrats are childish.

"Big Wind" responsible for grisly deaths of eagles

Oh yes, if "big oil" has a spill or something and some ducks get kilted, then "big oil" gets fined a bazillion curp. But if "big wind ... aka, greenies" accidentally kill a few eagles, no problem at all, none. 

Seems fair to me.

It's the fault of global cooling, I mean, global warming

While many Americans were tuned into news coverage of the massive damage from tornadoes ravaging the state of Oklahoma, Rhode Island Democratic Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse took to the Senate floor to rail against his Republican colleagues for denying the theory of anthropogenic global warming. More here:

Yes, you got that right ... he's "Democratic."  Ever notice that the "Democratics" need your money and freedom to inflict their genius on everyone else?  OH yes, yes ... they're SO much smarter than you ... and if you'll just give up your liberty/money and do as they say, you'll be so much happier.

Do these "Democratics" EVER introduce legislation that expands your liberty?  Do they EVER think government is big enough?  Are they EVER satisfied with how much of your money the government collects in taxes?  Do they EVER advocate for government leaving you alone?  Or do they instead advocate for government to be in every facet of your life, every single day?

Also, are "Democratics" immune to humiliation and embarrassment?  Here's the jackass on the floor of the Senate blaming the tornadoes on global warming.  Wouldn't he be embarrassed if he knew that just a few short decades ago, the same brainiacs that are behind global warming were blaming the tornadoes on global cooling instead?  Oh yes, it's VERY "sciencetific," no?

Ever notice that the solution to global cooling and global warming is the same?  And what are the solutions?  That's right, just stop using fossil fuels and everything will be fine.  Oh, and give the government more of your liberty and money too.  This is essential for everything the "Democratics" do.

Perhaps we could attempt to speak to them in their native tongue.  "Hey, Democratics, HEE-HAW leave us BRAY alone.  Go HEE-HAW cram it."

Thanks to Drudge report:

God Made a Democrat.

Just in case you haven't seen this yet...

WOMBAT Wastes His Time

From @freakoutnation Woman is drinking with friends, wants to show off her new assault rifl... bit.ly/13tpK6B #p2 #du1 #njp #p2b

— P2 Blogs (@P2Blogs) May 17, 2013

@p2blogs @freakoutnation Except it's not an assault rifle. But hey- go with it anyway.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 17, 2013

@wombat247 AK-47 is NOT an assault rifle now?

— FreakOutNation (@FreakOutNation) May 17, 2013

@freakoutnation According to the article, her rifle "appeared to be an AK-47-type rifle". I'm not certain what that means.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 17, 2013

@wombat247 That is how the police described it altho they weren't positive. Do you know what that means?

— FreakOutNation (@FreakOutNation) May 17, 2013

@freakoutnation Of course, calling it an "assault rifle" makes it sound much more menacing.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 17, 2013

@wombat247 Nah, but good try. I scraped the news off of the source I linked to. Take it up with them.

— FreakOutNation (@FreakOutNation) May 17, 2013

@wombat247 OK, have a nice day Mr. Responsibility.

— FreakOutNation (@FreakOutNation) May 17, 2013

@freakoutnation I see you're also immune to irony.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 17, 2013

THE IRS. They're totally fair. Unless you disagree with them

The IRS apologized on Friday for singling out dozens of conservative groups' applications for tax-exempt status because they had the words “Tea Party” or “patriot” in them.

However, the tax collection agency said the extra review wasn’t politically motivated and...

More here:

THAT'S right ... it wasn't political at all, it was purely an accidental targeting.  Happens all the time.  

And once they were caught, their favorite old "get out of jail free" didn't work.  Oh yes, first they denied it outright ... then they pointed at the Tea Party and hollered "racists" ... but somehow it didn't work.  This brings to mind an image of Moe, desperately pulling the trigger on an empty gun and then looking down the barrel to see what the problem might be.

You know what else?  They never single their enemies out for auditing.  And they're never ruthless ... oh no, just tell them what happened, they'll understand.

Just my two cents ... this agency needs to be abolished ... and the sooner the better.

The Episode Where WOMBAT Discovers a New Toy Called "Twitter"

Bill Maher's excellent and sobering commentary on the wealth gap dailykos.com/story/2013/05/… via @dailykos #UniteBlue #tcot

— anitamurie ferguson (@anitaferguson11) May 11, 2013

@anitaferguson11 @dailykos Except highly inaccurate and pandering to his misinformed audience.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 11, 2013

@wombat247 @dailykos Hmmm...sounds like he touched a #FuckFaceVonNerveStick: salon.com/2013/05/03/jon…

— anitamurie ferguson (@anitaferguson11) May 11, 2013

@anitaferguson11 @dailykos How so? I get it that Maher is entertaining but just like most comedians, his goal is to get laughs.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 11, 2013

@wombat247 @dailykos It's funny because it has truth behind it.

— anitamurie ferguson (@anitaferguson11) May 11, 2013

@anitaferguson11 @dailykos It's funny because his audience *believes* there's truth behind it. Let's face it- the truth is boring.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 11, 2013

@wombat247 @dailykos What's funny Wimpat is a "fiscal conservative" "social liberal". Short version: A selfish prick who likes to get high.

— anitamurie ferguson (@anitaferguson11) May 11, 2013

@anitaferguson11 @dailykos Well, at least you didn't resort to name-calling someone with whom you disagree. I guess we're done here.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 11, 2013

@wombat247 @dailykos Dude, your teabagger flag tells everyone all they need to know about you: ignorant, racist, white asshole.

— anitamurie ferguson (@anitaferguson11) May 11, 2013

@anitaferguson11 @dailykos I guess I hit a nerve and I did so with the truth.

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 11, 2013

@wombat247 @dailykosYou did "hit a nerve". Racist, teabaggers get on my nerves. Drop the symbol of teabaggery ignorance and hate.

— anitamurie ferguson (@anitaferguson11) May 11, 2013

@anitaferguson11 @dailykos What's weird is that you seem a lot more ignorant and hateful than I do. #JustSayin

— wombat247 (@wombat247) May 11, 2013

Trending on Twitter

I've noticed a trend on Twitter that Liberals have 3 arguments for when they disagree with someone and thus declare the debate "over". You might notice that some of these choose to double up on the #rehashtags

#Racist

#tcot are saying that Jason Collins and Charles Ramsey are no heroes. Now imagine what they would say if Jason and Charles were white.
— Jonathan Jewel (@JonathanJewel) May 8, 2013

You RACIST NUTS hate me because Im black. #tkcal #tcot #twitter #buffoons
— Theron Cow (@REALBLUBBER0003) May 8, 2013

#tcot is where the racist hide and #tlot is where you'll find the cowards
— Circa84 (@circa84) May 8, 2013

@ericfarrisshow You only called me on your show to make fun of black people you RACIST NUT. TKCAL #tcot #buffoon
— Theron Cow (@REALBLUBBER0003) May 8, 2013

#Insanity

@thinkprogress That's only because they're in on it... thinks every Batsh!t Crazy Conservative #TCOT #TLOT #p2 #NotEverythingIsAConspiracy
— OMG How Could I? (@DidITweetThat) May 8, 2013

Next up for Republicans? Pres Obama and the "cover up of Area 51"!!! Jeebus, you so-called conservatives are crazy #tcot #p2
— BlueTrooth (@BlueTrooth) May 8, 2013

@govmikehuckabee, if you think @barackobama is going to be impeached over #bengazi, then. Mike, you are a bat-shit crazy fool. #lnyhbt #tcot
— Ray Hussein Obama(@CoronaRay) May 8, 2013

how crazy is #tcot for obsessing with #benghazi?⚪ a little⚪ a lot�� officially apeshit
— Bucking Donkey (@BuckingDonkey) May 8, 2013

#Ignorance

FAUX NOOZ UPDATE: BENGHAZI!!!BENGHAZI!!!BENGHAZI!!! We now return you RW #tcot folks to your regularly scheduled ignorant hysteria.
— Devin Bennett (@Dev_Bennett) May 8, 2013

@billmon1 For movement conservatives, the perfect figure now is Herman Cain - ignorant *and* totally unqualified. #tcot
— Mededitor (@Mededitor) May 8, 2013

. @gop & @foxnews Specializes in LIES & BIGOTRY 2 their IGNORANT & RACIST audience & followers #p2 #tcot twitter.com/bretech2/statu…
— Charlie Peach (@bretech2) March 22, 2013

Thank you South Carolina for electing @marksanford and showing us we're right about #tcot redneck conservative ignorant @gop hicks! #CTL #p2
— Rick has a martini (@RickHasAMartini) May 8, 2013

I could go on (and on) but you get the idea.

The Jews checkmate the planet with unexpected takeover

By Tom Heneghan and Gergely Szakacs

BUDAPEST | Sat May 4, 2013 10:34am EDT

(Reuters) - Leaders of a far-right Hungarian party accused Israelis of plotting to buy up the country as several hundred nationalists protested on Saturday on the eve of a meeting of the World Jewish Congress in Budapest. More here:

And by "nationalists," I think the reporter means "paranoid racists with shit-for-brains."

Seriously though ... "The Juice."  They are so sly.  Always plotting and scheming.  I mean, think about it ... there you are ... a Hungarian citizen ... minding your own business, when - BOOM - OUT OF THE BLUE ... the Juice take over.  And, as expected, The Juice take everyone in the world by surprise.  Because who would EVER HAVE EXPECTED THIS?  Oh, so clever.

THAT'S RIGHT, they bought Hungary. Surreptitiously, crept they, whilst you slept and/or went about your business ... and now it's too late.  And what do The Juice plan to do with your country?  I'm guessing THEY'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTIES, AND YOUR LITTLE DOGS TOO!!!!

 

Ok, it's time to say sumthin'

STERLING, Va. - Customs officials say 20 small black raw chickens were seized from a passenger arriving from Vietnam at Dulles International Airport outside Washington.

Officials say importing raw poultry from areas where avian influenza or other fowl diseases are known to occur is not allowed without a permit. That's because those diseases could affect the domestic poultry industry and hurt international trade. Customs officials say the chickens seized last week were incinerated.

Spokesman Steve Sapp says agents found two bags containing chickens in a cooler. The birds were whole, but without feathers and had bluish-grey and black skin. More here:

Ok, so what, right?

So nothing.  It's just that I've noticed people smuggling crap like this into the US and getting caught.  And you have to ask yourself ... "wtf?"  Because it's not like he can't get chickens cheaper right here in the US.  And if they're some kind of special chicken and you're importing them to make a huge profit, then fine, raise them here yourself ... or contract it out with a chicken farmer or something.  Why pay for an airline ticket to a faraway land and then try to smuggle them thru customs?

Which brings me to my next point.  Call me what you will but the Klown is calling "nutso" on this guy. 

Yes, and what do you do when you're the federal government and you find a psycho?  Answer?  NOTHING ... cuz you're too busy trying to print and borrow money to give to your buddies.

Ever heard of Mises or Hayek? Well, now you have.

HT/ Wombat

These guys really hate those "wingers." They think those "wingers" are INSANE!!"

H/T Wombat

After all, did you REALLY need ALL the information?

Gotta love he media ... they can't WAIT to give you all the factual information that they think you should have.

Here's a typical media description of the death of the first marathon bomber:

ABC News:
Tamerlan was killed in the gunfire, but Dzhokhar fled on foot into Watertown. More here:

CBS News:
As police continue the extensive manhunt for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev hours following a fatal shootout that killed his older brother, more details about Tamerlan Tsarnaev’s personal life and past athletic aspirations are coming to light. More here:

NBC News:
A wounded Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, 19, was taken into custody in a Watertown, Mass., backyard after police surrounded the trailered boat where he was hiding, holed up after a wild shootout with police the night before in which his brother and fellow bombings suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev, 26, had died.More here:

Yahoo News:
An overnight police chase and shootout left Dzhokhar's 26-year-old brother, Tamerlan Tsarnaev dead and Dzhokhar on the lam. More here:

Smoking Gun:
Seen above, the picture shows Tsarnaev--naked from the hip up--after he died at 1:35 AM at Boston’s Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center. Tsarnaev was mortally wounded during  a gun battle between him and his 19-year-old brother Dzhokar and police. More here:

Oh yes, and all the TV media were about the same.  But how did he really die?  Do you know?  Once again, the Klown comes to your rescue with the actual facts:

From there, the brothers drove about three miles, throwing explosives out the window at police. In Watertown, they engaged in a shootout with police, in which at least 200 rounds were fired.

Authorities said that Tamarlan Tsarnaev left the car at one point, and attempted to throw an explosive at officers. The device, however, went off in his hand. Police then tackled the wounded suspect in the street.

Then, authorities said, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev--still behind the wheel of a car, swerved at the officers in an effort to hit them.

The officers dodged. Tamerlan did not. He was dragged under the car, and later died at a Boston hospital. More here:

LOL -- what a maroon -- what an ignominious.

The libs -- they want your freedom and money -- for great reasons though

WASHINGTON—How it affects children will be one factor the Justice Department weighs as it determines how to respond to the legalization of marijuana in Washington state and Colorado, Attorney General Eric Holder told Congress Thursday. More here:

I love the pic of Eric Holder above ... it's the natural position of a lib ... reaching for your wallet/liberty.

That's right folks, just listen to the libs.  Their answers are always the same ... "Give us some more of your freedom and money ... just a little more and we'll reach Utopia ... it's all in the name of safety, the children, the environment, ... you're not against those are you ... WELL, ARE  YOU?"

And guess what, if you refuse to give them more money, they just have the government borrow more so they can hand it out to their buddies and donors ... and they will put you on their easy-credit payment plan ... that's the one where you pay for your entire life and then your children and grandchildren pay after you croak ... you greedy jackass.

I'm just shaking my head -- but I'm no longer surprised

Bold is mine:

The 844-page immigration reform bill the bipartisan “Gang of Eight” dropped in the dead of night contains a lucrative handout that would give taxpayer-funded free cell phones to some people who live or work near the U.S. border with Mexico.

Pages 43 and 44 of the bill detail what one conservative blogger, Javier Manjarres of Shark Tank, has already described as the “ObamaPhone” from Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL).

That section reads: Manjarres first found the immigration bill’s free cell phone goodies and dubbed the handout the “MarcoPhone.”

“Move over ‘Obama phone,’ we present the new ‘Hola, Como Estas?!’ MarcoPhone,”

Manjarres wrote on Wednesday morning. Rubio spokesman Alex Conant did not return a request for comment from Breitbart News.

Interestingly, Tracphone, a company that will likely benefit from this type of government program, is based in Rubio’s Miami, Florida. More at Breitbart.com:

Prolly just a coincidence, right? I mean, politicians NEVER squander your money by giving it to their friends and donors.

I don't even know if I have an opinion about Adam Carolla but this is funny and astute.

Sometimes you have to consider restricting the freedom of others

H/T - The Beaner

Sometimes "conservatives" act like idiot-liberals

WASHINGTON — They hear that their cause is lost, that demographics and the march of history have doomed their campaign to keep marriage only between a man and a woman. But the young conservatives who oppose same-sex marriage — unlike most of their generation — remain undaunted. 

And then these cheeseburgers, who constantly cry for freedom, put out their "great argument" for stealing the freedom of others ... oh, the ironing.

Last week, the Heritage Foundation released a report by Ryan T. Anderson, 31, in defense of traditional marriage, “Marriage: What It Is, Why It Matters, and the Consequences of Redefining It.”

Yeah, yeah ... hey, I have an idea ... LEAVE PEACEFUL PEOPLE ALONE ... LET PEOPLE BE FREE ... LET ALL PEOPLE HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS YOU!!!!

The story of libs ... they're big helpers

H/T Wombat