John Sununu Changes His Name to Sunhahaha

Number of Days Without Passing a Budget in the Senate.

How do you tell a Romney supporter from an Obama supporter?

Romney supporters sign their checks on the front;
Obama supporters sign theirs on the back.

I'm laughing so hard I canna think of a title

JULY 13--A man posing as a representative of the “America’s Funniest Home Videos” TV show tricked an 18-year-old Georgia woman into allowing him to suck her toe inside a Walmart in Georgia, police report.

 According to a Columbia County Sheriff’s Office report, the teen was shopping Tuesday evening when approached by the middle-aged suspect, who cops have identified as Joey Leaphart, a 43-year-old registered sex offender whose rap sheet is littered with foot-related crimes.

Most recently, Leaphart was arrested in February after approaching a female shopper at a Walmart in South Carolina and asking if he could kiss and smell her feet. Leaphart is pictured in the mug shot above.

After asking the teen if her toenails were painted, Leaphart said, ‘I know this sounds crazy, but have you ever heard of America’s Funniest Home Videos?’ When the unemployed woman said she had heard of the show, the man relied that he would pay for her purchases (up to $100) if she agreed to cooperate with a “prank.”

The teen then reluctantly agreed to Leaphart’s request to take a picture of her foot. “I know this is crazy,” Leaphart then said, “but can I kiss your foot?” Cops reported that the victim agreed “under the impression it was a TV prank.”

Leaphart then guided the woman behind a clothing rack, saying, “Let’s move over here so people don’t think I’m crazy.” After dropping to the floor and grabbing the woman’s ankle, Leaphart noted, “Don’t worry, I don’t bite.”

At that point, Leaphart put the woman’s big toe in his mouth and began sucking on it. The woman, investigators reported, “immediately screams at him to stop, and to leave.” Leaphart then stood up and, before running from the store, said, “Oh, it tasted so good though.” More here:

Lots of hysterical stuff in here for enjoyment.

LMAO @ " ... whose rap sheet is littered with foot-related crimes."

LMAO @ "... so people don't think I'm crazy."

LMAO -- "It tasted so good though." 

This guy is off the charts.

Critical American Idol Update

Exclusive American Idol Update: Randy Jackson will ...

Oh, sorry ... I just remembered, I don't care.

More here:

Must escaped chimps ALWAYS rampage?

This is not one of the chimps in question,  it's just a pic of a random rampaging chimp.

LAS VEGAS (AP) -- Authorities say they had no choice but to kill one rampaging chimpanzee and tranquilize another after the primates escaped a Las Vegas-area backyard and tore through a neighborhood, pounding on cars and jumping into at least one vehicle. 

Uh, "escaped from a back yard?"

No people were hurt when the agitated animals escaped their enclosure about 10 a.m. Thursday and started running through yards and opening car doors in a community of horse pens, palm trees and tile-roofed, landscaped homes.

"No people were hurt." - that's probably because these wild animals knew that the humans had only their best interests at heart.  They would NEVER hurt a human.

Clark County spokesman Dan Kulin said the owner had proper permits to keep the animals on the property in unincorporated county territory outside Las Vegas city limits, as well as a license from the U.S. Department of Agriculture.

Gee, I wonder what the Dept of Agriculture and the Clark County permits office are going to do to ensure this NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN?  I"m not sure but I'll bet it entails spending LOTS of taxpayer money, don't you?

The Las Vegas-area chimps were on the loose for about 30 minutes with police trying to corral them before a male primate believed to weigh more than 150 pounds was shot and killed. The other chimp, a female, was shot with a tranquilizer dart but continued to roam the area for several more minutes before she was hit with a second dart.

She succumbed in neighbor Tony Paolone's 3-acre backyard. Martin said she was returned to her cage shortly after noon. More here:

Yes, "It's ok everyone, she's back in her cage, everyone is safe now."

Hey, I wonder how many "escapes" you get before you lose your license to keep these animals?  Or maybe you get unlimited escapes as long as nobody's face is chewed off.  Does the licensee have to pay for the cops and animal control peeps to come and take care of business?  I guess the intrepid jourrrrrnalist didn't think of these questions.

Communing with nature unexpectedly goes awry

A man was killed by tigers at Copenhagen Zoo today after he scaled a fence and crossed a moat to gain access to the predators' enclosure.

The victim, who has been identified as a 20-year-old of Afghan descent living in Copenhagen, was savaged by three tigers after he broke into the zoo in the Danish capital in the early hours.

He was found dead surrounded by the Siberian tigers when staff arrived for work.

Further down in the article there was this:

According to Danish media the young man lived alone in a flat near his family in central Copenhagen and was just about to finish high school.

Yes, 20 years old and damn near finished with high school.   I wonder if his name was "Jethro."

And finally, at the end of the article, the zoo's chief executive verbally slaps the crap out of a lib reporter.

Steffen Straede, the zoo's chief executive, said psychologists have been called to talk to staff who found the body. 

He added that this is the first incident of its kind in the zoo's 152-year history and that he has no plans to review security. He said: 'If a person really wants to get in there, we cannot prevent it from happening.' More here:

Yes, he just "added" that they aren't going to review security.  I'm sure the jourrrrrnalist didn't ask him about it.  One thing I've learned about idiot-libs ... they' ll spend any sum (of other people's money) to ensure "something like this never happens again!"

Anyway, this verbal slam probably shocked the lib senseless due to the powerful lib-repellant (common sense.)  When you use common sense on a lib it's like speaking to them in a foreign language ... they just don't capisky.  You really need to communicate with them better by using their innate language.  Just look at them and say "Hee haw -- hee haw."

Obama is paying your bills

A myth that President Obama is giving people money to pay their bills has prompted thousands of people across the country to try to pay for utilities, phone service and loans using bogus bank routing numbers. 

United Way of Cleveland's 2-1-1 changed its answering machine Monday to say rumors of the Obama program were false after fielding dozens of calls. 

Later that day, a United Way employee was on an RTA bus when a rider stood up and announced to fellow passengers that Obama was paying people's bills. The rider told people they could use the red numbers on the backs of their Social Security cards to tap into the government money. Steve Wertheim of United Way said the woman claimed she had successfully paid her electric bill using the technique. 

A Florida electric company posted an alert to its customers last week after as many as 2,000 customers tried to use bogus routing numbers to pay bills in a 24-hour-period.  More here:

LOL @ 2,000 morons in a 24-hour period.  Yes, and these idiots are canceling out your vote.

Peter answers a question only an idiot-liberal would ask

Funnies - for your enjoyment (from Stuart)

Heh, these were emailed to me by my friend, Stuart.  I just sent him an invitation to post on the blog but I'm not sure he has any hair on his ass.

The favorite trick of the honest jourrrrrnalist - "Some say"

Bold is mine:

 

HUNTSVILLE, Utah — A parade entry portraying President Barack Obama and using the term “Obamanation” has made some angry, and others upset at the negative attention. 

Oh really? Some?  Others?  How many are we talking about? Any reason you don't tell us?

It happened in the city’s annual Fourth of July parade.

The float showed a person dressed as President Obama with one sign that read “Huntsville Welcomes Obama’s Farewell Tour?” On the back, another sign said, “Ask about our assault gun plan. Call Eric Holder.”

From the sounds of it, this would have cracked me up.

On one side of the issue, people are saying the float was disrespectful and had no place in a patriotic parade. 

Really?  How MANY "people are saying?"

The other side says it was all in good fun.

Huntsville Mayor Jim Truett and City Council member Laurie Allen say the entry doesn’t reflect the views of the city. They say it was entered at the last minute, not through usual protocol and they would not have approved it if they had seen it.

Politicians are hysterical, aren't they?  Some little thing happens and right away they think they're going to get blamed.  Who would blame them?  Oh, that's right, the media.

“I don’t think we would have allowed it, in fact I know we wouldn’t,” said Allen. “We just don’t want that. It’s a family-oriented celebration.”

Weber County Sheriff Lt. Mark Lowther told Fox 13 News his department contacted  the Secret Service after some residents expressed concern the float was a threat to the President.

Really?  A parade entry is a threat to the presidink?  I can see that phone call now ... with the secret service guy thinking "oh lord ... now we have to pretend to take this seriously." 

Hey, sheriff ... Are you some kind of moron that canna tell the difference in a joke and a threat?  Looks like you are ... and you represent another successful brainwashing by the clucking media. From what I can tell, you're just a dipstick sheriff that needs to be replaced.

“We don’t decide what’s appropriate. That’s up to the town, the parade organizers and the people who design the float,” said Chief Deputy Klint Anderson, Weber County Sheriff’s Office, in a statement. Story from here: Pic from Drudge:

Oh really?  That's mighty nice of you, deputy ... you know ... letting other people be free and all. Well, at least that's the way it is, for now ... right?

With all that said ... if I were in charge, I'm not sure I would have allowed that entry in that particular parade either.  I'd have probably told them to buy a vendor booth instead.

Maybe it's just me but I think that kind of thing doesn't really have a place in July 4th celebration. Of course, I'm a conservative "nazi."

Do you know anyone who needs a soul?

People can sell their souls on eBay?

A New Mexico woman named Lori is doing just that, and bidding has already jumped from $100 to $405 in just a day.

Describing it as a "slightly used soul," Lori is offering buyers a "Carfax" so they can see the black and white marks her soul has accumulated over the years. Religious bidders can save Lori's soul through conversion or prayer. More here:

Yes, you can sell your soul on eBay ... if you find an idiot-lib with money someone stupid enough to pay money for nothing.  Since nobody has ever touched, seen, heard, or smelled a soul, I'm going to keep my feet in cement on this.  I'm not saying you don't have a soul, I'm just saying you can't prove it.

Our intellectual betters are thinking great thoughts

Top Olympics officials questioned whether it was appropriate to allow fast-food chain McDonald’s to continue sponsoring the games amid mounting concern about the global obesity crisis, the International Olympic Committee president has admitted. More here:  Also, found the pic at Drudge:

Yes, well, that's because "top Olympics officials" are brainwashed morons. SURPRISE!!!

I wish McDonald's would grant their wish and stop sponsoring the Olympics ... I mean CLEARLY they aren't appreciated.  Also, who watches the Olympics?  I don't.  If I were a terrorist at Guantanamo Bay, you could get me to talk by threatening to make me watch it.  Who even gives a shit ... they aren't "amateur" athletes.

The wise leaders in government

A tiny amendment buried in the federal transportation bill to be signed today by President Barack Obama will put operators of roll-your-own cigarette operations in Las Vegas and nationwide out of business at midnight.

I love it when these shitstains in congress bury cigarette legislation in the highway bill, don't you?  They do this kind of thing every day ... and they wonder why their approval rating is below 20% (last I heard it was 9% or so.)  Seriously, these people need to be held accountable, they're nothing but criminals.

Robert Weissen, with his brothers and other partners, own nine Sin City Cigarette Factory locations in Southern Nevada, including six in Las Vegas, and one in Hawaii. He said when the bill is signed their only choice is to turn off their 20 RYO Filling Station machines and lay off more than 40 employees.

Hey, who cares, they're witches smokers ... disgusting pieces of crap ... we should just take ALL their money ... they don't deserve any.

"We'll stay open for about another week to sell tubes and tobacco just to get through our inventory, but without the use of the RYO machines, we won't be staying open," he said. More here:

LOL -- Obama and the democratics shutter another industry.  WAY TO GO, ASSHOLES.

People are getting pissed at government - it's not fair

Did you know that people are getting the wrong idea about the evil of government?

Where could people be getting this idea? 

After all, it's not the fault of the government's action on the following:

Going after the evil rich (for their "fair share" doncha know.) Oh, and don't worry, the evil rich corporations will never raise your prices to pay for the taxes.

SQUAN-DER-ING your hard earned money on "green" companies (and when I say squandering, I mean giving their buddies millions and millions and then, when the companies go bankrupt, their buddies keep the money.)

Obama granting amnesty to about a million illegals.

Obama suing Arizona for defending its borders.

Obama suing Florida for ensuring its voter registration is correct.

Obama and the Democratics running up the national debt.
Obama and the Democratics shoving a huge tax increase health care law down our throats.

Obama and the Democratics refusing to produce a budget as MANDATED by the constitution

(Funny how they can't perform any of their actual "enumerated" powers (stable currency, protect the borders, produce budgets, etc etc.)  I guess they're too busy seizing more power and more of your money.

Anyway, the American people are taking a dim view of this ... and, as we previously said, it's not the government's fault ... you know whose fault it really is?  That's right, it's Fox News' fault. 

Fox News ... GRRRRRRRRRRRR.  Don't listen to THEM.  Listen to ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, NPR ... anybody but FOX NEWS!!!!

That's right ... just listen to one of Presidink Obama's senior advisors.

Yes, "Turn it off, TURN IT OFF!!!" And here's what the Presidink recently had to say on the subject.

PARMA, Ohio — At an unscheduled stop at Ziggy’s Pub and Restaurant, an Amherst, Ohio bar, President Barack Obama suggested that the channel be changed when he was made aware that televisions were showing Fox News. More here: 

Ha ha, it's not like the old days where these Democratics ALWAYS got away with their tyranny and power grabs. Now we have the new media etc ... and the power-hungry idiot-libs are hating it, HATING IT. 

The "mainstream" media is a dinosaur ... it's slowly becoming evident that it's over for them ... and they and their buddies (commies/libs) are squealing like pigs that just got caught eating the bear's kill.

Good lord, I can't WAIT until November, can you?

The way things are these days

So I ran across the first story about  Texas Representative Blake Farenthold ... actually the story was about a SWAT team raiding his sister's house for drugs etc.  In that story they mentioned how he won his election (over a 27-year "Democratic") even though the "tolerant Democratic" found a compromising pic of him and ran ads with it etc.  So I clicked on over to story about the election.

When I was reading THAT story I ran across another example of this ... a woman named "Krsytal Ball."  She was running for office in Virginia.  Well, I mean, c'MON ... Krystal Ball?  Caught in a compromising photo? I had to go see what that was all about.

Anyway, it's time to tell your kids to get wise to this crap. If you ever plan on running for office be sure you don't put yourself in any compromising positions like these people did.  Cameras are everywhere these days, outnumbered only by power hungry jackasses who will find and use these pics against you.

That's right, you're just having some fun with your friends and next you can't run for political office.  And why?  Two reasons, first, power hungry jackasses will not hesitate to do the wrong thing for power.  Secondly, the American people are idiots have allowed themselves to be brainwashed by the media and don't bother thinking beyond anything the media tells them.

Its sort of like the American people have been led to believe that some people are prefect and others are flawed ... as opposed to the ACTUAL fact that everyone is flawed and has done some stupid things they regret.  

Some people have had their stupidity caught on camera ... and to the media, this somehow disqualifies them from public office.  Amazingly, it doesn't disqualify people from pundit/anchor desks.

Plane hijackers beaten to death

TWO men who allegedly tried to hijack a plane in China were beaten to death by passengers and crew.

The Global Times newspaper reported that two of the suspects died in hospital from injuries they suffered during the ensuing fight with passengers and crew on board.

The men were part of a six-strong gang involved in the foiled hijack of a Tianjin Airlines flight bound for the regional capital of Urumqi last Friday.

Just minutes after the flight took off from Hetian, southwest Xinjiang, the men, all aged between 20 and 36, stood up and announced their plans to terrified passengers.

The gang reportedly broke a pair of aluminium crutches and used them to attack passengers while attempting to break into the cockpit, Hou Hanmin, a regional government spokeswoman said.

They were tackled by police and passengers who tied them up with belts before the plane, carrying 101 people, returned to the airport safely just 22 minutes later. More here:

 

Yes, well, I sure hope they hold the "beaters" accountable, don't you?  This was an OBVIOUS case of using excessive force (as any good lib would tell you.)  Oh, wait, this didn't happen in the United States.  So the "perps" will get off scot free.

Keep voting for idiot libs so we can have more idiot laws.

Public service announcement

Women who own cats are more likely to have mental health problems and commit suicide because they can be infected by a common parasite that can be caught from cat litter, a study has found.

Researchers found women infected with the Toxoplasma gondii (T. gondii) parasite, which is spread through contact with cat faeces or eating undercooked meat or unwashed vegetables, are at increased risk of attempting suicide.

The study involved more than 45,000 women in Denmark. About a third of the world’s population is infected with the parasite, which hides in cells in the brain and muscles, often without producing symptoms.

The infection, which is called toxoplasmosis, has been linked to mental illness, such as schizophrenia, and changes in behaviour.More here:

Damnable insane cat people.

CBS News - Wait a minute ... Excuse me?

This article is about Justice Roberts switching his vote on health care at the last minute.  But as I was reading it I noticed something incongruous and had to research it.

(CBS News) Chief Justice John Roberts initially sided with the Supreme Court's four conservative justices to strike down the heart of President Obama's health care reform law, the Affordable Care Act, but later changed his position and formed an alliance with liberals to uphold the bulk of the law, according to two sources with specific knowledge of the deliberations.

Roberts then withstood a month-long, desperate campaign to bring him back to his original position, the sources said. Ironically, Justice Anthony Kennedy - believed by many conservatives to be the justice most likely to defect and vote for the law - led the effort to try to bring Roberts back to the fold.

"He was relentless," one source said of Kennedy's efforts. "He was very engaged in this."

But this time, Roberts held firm. And so the conservatives handed him their own message which, as one justice put it, essentially translated into, "You're on your own." 

Then there was more interesting stuff but I skipped ahead in the article a bit to find this.

Because Roberts was the most senior justice in the majority to strike down the mandate, he got to choose which justice would write the Court's historic decision. He kept it for himself.

Over the next six weeks, as Roberts began to craft the decision striking down the mandate, the external pressure began to grow. Roberts almost certainly was aware of it.  More here:

And I got some brain damage because, Huh?   Roberts is the most senior justice in the majority?

First of all I thought the chief justice ALWAYS got to decide who wrote the opinion/decision for the majority ... and that often he grants the privilege to the most senior justice in the majority ... but no way is Roberts the senior justice here, right?  He's been on the court since 2005.

Bush appointed him to the court ... but I always wondered why Bush didn't appoint one of the sitting justices to the Chief Justice position and give Roberts a regular seat.  I mean, am I the only one?  I didn't hear a PEEP out of the media at the time, did you?

So I had to start doing research and I found this as it regards the "seniority" of the justices:

The Chief Justice always ranks first, regardless of when he was appointed.

Chief Justice

John G. Roberts, Jr.........................2005

Associate Justices, by Seniority

Antonin Scalia................. ...............1986
Anthony Kennedy...........................1988
Clarence Thomas............... .............1991
Ruth Bader Ginsberg.......................1993
Stephen Breyer...............................1994
Samuel Alito...................................2006
Sonia Sotomayor............................2009
Elena Kagan....................... ............2010

Right ... of course ... whenever you're dealing with the government, plain old words like "seniority" no longer have actual meaning and the government just substitutes the exact opposite meaning instead.

So now this makes at least twice that Roberts has voted with the lib justices ... on the Arizona Law and on the Health Care law ... right?  At the very least this might remind morons that when you vote for Presidink, you're also voting for Supreme Court Justices.

And now I have to research something else ... can a presidink demote the chief justice? I wonder.  But I won't have time to do the research today so if someone wants to save me the trouble, I'd appreciate it.