Sunday, July 8, 2012

Do you know anyone who needs a soul?

People can sell their souls on eBay?

A New Mexico woman named Lori is doing just that, and bidding has already jumped from $100 to $405 in just a day.

Describing it as a "slightly used soul," Lori is offering buyers a "Carfax" so they can see the black and white marks her soul has accumulated over the years. Religious bidders can save Lori's soul through conversion or prayer. More here:

Yes, you can sell your soul on eBay ... if you find an idiot-lib with money someone stupid enough to pay money for nothing.  Since nobody has ever touched, seen, heard, or smelled a soul, I'm going to keep my feet in cement on this.  I'm not saying you don't have a soul, I'm just saying you can't prove it.

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