I'm confused about "cooking" meth

MEHLVILLE (KMOX) - A woman was caught cooking meth in her purse using a 20-ounce soda bottle inside of the Walmart store on Telegraph Road at I-255.

The store was immediately evacuated, out of fear for customers’ safety.

St. Louis County Police Lt. Mark Cox said if the meth concoction had spilled or leaked, it would have quickly circulated through the store’s ventilation system, contaminating the building and sickening lots of people. More here:

Oh please.  Does anyone believe ANY of this story? 

"Cooking meth in her purse?"  Please correct me if I'm wrong but don't you typically need high heat or a flame for cooking?  Or is the jourrrrnalist using the word cooking like a pregnant woman uses "I've got one in the oven?"  Because the jourrrrrnalist is tossing this word "cooking meth" around as if everyone is familiar with the procedure used for making meth.  Is there heat being generated by a chemical reaction inside the bottle?

The story indicates she was initially detained for shoplifting but I don't know if I buy that excuse ... after all, she DID have a 20 ounce soda bottle ... where was Mayor Bloomberg?

Also, don't you love how they evacuate the entire store?  Oh yes ... someone MAY have gotten a little sickened if the "concoction had spilled or leaked" ... but I seriously doubt it.  My guess is it would smell extry bad and peeps would avoid the area without having to be told to evacuate ... and this goes for people who are so stupid as to shoplift whilst "cooking meth" in their purse.

In any event, Walmart takes no chances with very dangerous things which may affect their profits (such as lawyers.) That's right, lawyers, who would immediately seize on the "knew or should have known" legal premise to siphon off some of Walmart's profits teach Walmart to put safety first.  Of course, Walmart just pays these lawsuits out of their profits and would never raise prices in order to cover legal costs ... therefore it doesn't cost me a thing when lawyers sue evil companies like Walmart.  Sooooo, WHEW, cuz that would be a LOT.

Clinton is "very sorry" for being honest

Former President Bill Clinton is on his own apology tour.

Appearing on TV on Thursday, Clinton said he “regrets…this stirring up” and is “very sorry” for veering off message on the Bush tax cuts, and the former president denied he is undermining President Barack Obama, insisting he is fully committed to Obama’s reelection. 

“I’m very sorry for what happened. I thought something had to be done on the fiscal cliff before the election,” Clinton told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, referring to comments he made this week suggesting the Bush tax cuts should be extended - something Obama vehemently opposes. “I support [Obama’s] position [on the Bush tax cuts], and I think on the merits, upper-income people will have to contribute to long-term debt reduction.” More here:

What's this?  Extend the Bush tax cuts?  As an aside, I love how most of the media uses "Bush era tax cuts" instead of just "Bush tax cuts."  They want to make sure you don't credit Bush with ANYTHING.

Anyway, Clinton is right ... so you have to ask yourself "why is he so sorry" after he said it?  Anyway, guess what, Clinton isn't the only lib who thinks that way ... what does Ben Bernanke think about this?  You may have heard of him  He's in charge of the Fed.

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke dropped a major bombshell on Democrats seeking massive new revenues to narrow the deficit, announcing Thursday that he favors preserving the Bush administration tax cuts to help a faltering U.S. economy.

“In the short term I would believe that we ought to maintain a reasonable degree of fiscal support, stimulus for the economy,” Bernanke told the House Financial Services Committee. “There are many ways to do that. This is one way.”

Bernanke's statement put him directly at odds with White House officials and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who favor raising taxes on wealthy Americans by letting the tax cuts the Bush administration passed in 2001 and 2003 expire. More here:

And the funny part?  Here we are, our currency is getting crushed, housing prices in the toilet, unemployment thru the roof ... and what's Obama's answer?  TAX THE RICH!!!  Take MORE money out of the private sector.

LMAO .. as IF "the rich" pay taxes.  Think about it ... where do "the rich" get their money?  Do you think "the rich" are going to just pay the extra taxes without trying to make up their losses?  If you think that way, you must be a stupid idiot liberal "Democratic."

The "tolerant" Democrats ... I mean, jackasses

 U.S. Sen. Saxby Chambliss, R-Ga

WASHINGTON – Today, U.S. Sen. Saxby Chambliss, R-Ga., sent a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder regarding recent reports that several conservative political commentators have been targeted with harassing and frightening actions. Chambliss demanded that Holder examine these cases to determine if federal laws have been violated.

These dangerous hoaxes, also known as “SWAT-ting,” occur when a perpetrator contacts local police to report a violent incident at a target’s home. These callers are believed to utilize voice-over IP (VOIP) and other less-traditional telecommunications methods to make the call appear to come from the target residence and to hide the caller’s true identity.

In response, a dispatcher sends a SWAT team or other police unit in a heightened state of readiness to the unsuspecting target’s residence. Targets only learn of these false reports when a large police presence descends upon their homes.  

In the letter, Chambliss states that “Any potentially criminal action that incites fear, seeks to silence a dissenting opinion, and collaterally wastes the resources of law enforcement should be given close scrutiny at all levels… Regardless of any potential political differences that may exist, threats and intimidation have no place in our national political discourse. Those who choose to enter into that political discourse should not have to worry about potential threats to their or their family’s safety.”  More here and here:

Yes, this is the difference between liberals and conservatives.

If you disagree with a tolerant peace-nik they'll harass the ever-loving crap out of you.  They'll try to silence you in any way they can ... they'd JAIL you if they possibly could ... for the "greater good," of course.

High school girls declare "Slutty Wednesdays"

Nearly 100 smarties at the city’s top-performing high school bared their bodies in “risque” outfits yesterday to denounce their school’s conservative dress code — which bans the exposure of shoulders, midriffs, lower backs, bras and undies.

Stuyvesant HS students held the so-called “Slutty Wednesday” protest after girls got fed up with being told throughout the year that their short skirts and sleeveless tops made them more fit for a club dance floor than for a seat at the best public school in town.

Boys in tank tops complained that the administration’s apparent emphasis on keeping the girls well-covered was not only biased, but it also maligned the guys as horny teens who can’t control themselves when they see too much skin.  Heh, yes ... MALIIIIIIIGNED ... *sniff* ... so unfair ... they're WAYYYYY off base, right boys?    Sheesh, where were the Slutty Wednesdays when I was in school?

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It's that time again...

Now THAT'S how you landscape...

WUH? A Lib twists the truth to advance his agenda?

I recently came across this post on The Daily Caller:

If you find Morgan Spurlock as annoying and dishonest as I do, you’ll like Fat Head, which I’ve been thinking about since Emperor Bloomberg announced his War on Soda. Fat Head is a highly entertaining and informative (albeit zero-budget) documentary by a guy named Tom Naughton, who decided to try Spurlock’s experiment for himself. Naughton ate nothing but fast food for 30 days, but with two important caveats:

1. He didn’t eat whatever the clerk suggested, as Spurlock did. In other words, no super-sizing if he didn’t want to.


2. He kept his carbs to under 100 grams a day and his calories to under 2,000, using publicly available nutritional information about all the national fast-food chains.

How come nobody knows about "Fat Head" yet everyone knows about "Supersize Me"? As a direct result of this movie, McDonald's no longer "supersizes" meals. That's right- a major U.S. corporation changed one of its most successful and profitable campaigns due to vast public opinion. And by "public opinion" I mean "bleating by the uninformed herd".

As a result of reading this article, I watched "Fat Head". I recommend everyone watch it since it makes perfect sense. Of course, this fact will be unappealing to Liberals and Democrats and I don't want to waste anybody's time.

Full article HERE.

Unforeseeable tragedy befalls preacher

Pastor Randy "Mack" Wolford handles a rattlesnake during a service at the Church of the Lord Jesus in Jolo, W.Va. Each Labor Day weekend, the church has hosted a well-documented “homecoming” for snake handlers who believe that the Bible mandates that true Christians "take up serpents and if they drink anything deadly, it will by no means hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick and they will recover." Wolford says: "Anybody can do it that believes it."

Lauren Pond / FOR THE WASHINGTON POST

Rufus "Buddy" Jewell holds timber rattlesnake as he prays during homecoming in Jolo.

Jim Lo Scalzo / EPA

*Must fight urge to comment on the name "Rufus Buddy Jewell.*

Well now ... who could have foreseen this tragedy?   Certainly no human ... what with our limited brain power and so forth.  I guess all we can do is shake our snakes heads in disbelief.  

Hey,  I wonder if they killed the snake that bit the guy.  I guess no "reporter" thought to ask that question.  This is why the Klown should be a reporter.  If I only had the time to go out and interview these "peeps in the news" you would be a much more informed group.

What's that?  What's MY guess?  Well, since you asked ... my guess is they kept the snake.  You see, I'm thinking this particular snake is used to being handled a lot ... and this is prolly his first biting.  Now, if you're a snake-handler, do you want to break in a new snake?  No?  I didn't think so.  More here:

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Poor kid.

This child is angry. Her mother is angry. CNN is angry. A psychologist is angry. A guy in dread-locks is angry. How come I'm not angry?






It seems to me that rather than focusing on the audacity of the "award", they should be focusing on whether or not there's any truth to it. I mean if this girl is regularly making excuses for not doing her homework, there's a real problem here. If she's not handing in her homework, that's doing more to deter a good education than any silly year-end award making light of her shortcomings as a student. Of course, I'm not of the camp which believes that when students fall short, we lower the passing grade.

How to properly celebrate a goal.

I didn't know Bob Dylan was blind

 

So the presidink was recently handing out the "Presidential Medal of Freedom" to every communist dumbass-liberal with excess toe-jam and I noticed something ... after all these years I didn't realize Bob Dylan was blind (which explains his dark sunglasses in the White House.)

By comparison of the recipients I concluded they have much in common with recipients of Nobel prizes.  All liberal geniuses ... you know ... as it SHOULD be. 

Who were the other honorees ... besides the brave & blind Bob Dylan? 

Here's one ...  Dolores Huerta.  Hmmmm, and who is she? Dolores Huerta is an Honorary Chair of Democratic Socialists of America ... among other similar endeavors.

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Who Said It? Ten short questions:

This is a fun quiz. Listed below are 10 direct quotes. You have to guess which American politician said it. Your four choices are:

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
Former VP Dan Quayle
President Barack Obama
Former President George W. Bush

Ready? Here we go!

1) "Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel ’s."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

2) "I've now been in 57 states I think one left to go."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

3) "On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, and I see many of them in the audience here today."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

4) "What they'll say is, 'Well it costs too much money,' but you know what? It would cost, about. It it it would cost about the same as what we would spend. It. Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us. (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We're going to. It. It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about hold on one second. I can't hear myself. But I'm glad you're fired up, though. I'm glad."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

5) "The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

6) "I bowled a 129. It's like - it was like the Special Olympics, or something."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C.. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

7) "Of the many responsibilities granted to a president by our Constitution, few are more serious or more consequential than selecting aSupreme Court justice. The members of our highest court are granted life tenure, often serving long after the presidents who appointed them. And they are charged with the vital task of applying principles put to paper more than 20 centuries ago to some of the most difficult questions of our time."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

8) "Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer. I haven't had much sleep in the last 48 hours."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

9) "It was interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of I don’t know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

10) "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

Sorry. This was a trick quiz. All of the correct answers are the same person. Each of these quotes are directly from President Barack Obama. And now you know why he brings his teleprompter with him everywhere he goes ....even when talking to a 6th grade class. And some members of the media continue to insist he is "The smartest man ever elected to the Presidency." Right.

A  black guy,
An illegal alien,
A Muslim,
And a Communist
Walk into a bar.

The bartender asks....

What can I get you Mr President!!!!!!!!

Ok, I have a problem, I just found out I am a racist cause I am not going to vote for Obama, but he is not even black, but is only half black and half white.  (Well according to him he is black) My problem then is since I was going to vote for Herman Cain, who is all black, what am I.

American Crossroads: Operation Hot Mic

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The funny, funny media

President Obama failed to appear on cue last night at the Fox Theater in Redwood, California, a weird lapse for a president who may have been exhausted at the end of a marathon day of speechifying and campaigning. More here:

Exhausted ... poor thing.  But when Bush did things like this he wasn't exhausted, was he?  No, instead the media would say "See? See how dumb he is? This goes to prove he's an idiot cowboy."

Also I love how the media portrays Romney as a "flip-flopper" when he changes his position on an issue.  But when Obama changes his position, he's not a flip-flopper ... no, he's "evolved." 

But it is in this way the media constantly helps you decide for whom to vote.  They lead you in the direction all the smart people are going.  How do you know who the smart people are?  The media tells you ... and if you want to be one of them you need to think like them .... and more importantly, you need to let your friends know that you've gotten the message by bleating it everywhere.  Yes, that way they'll know you're one of the smart ones.

If it weren't for the media we'd have to decide for ourselves who was smart and who wasn't ... so THANKS, media, you're very baaaaa-bleat.

Don't Blink.