Thursday, May 24, 2012

The funny, funny media


President Obama failed to appear on cue last night at the Fox Theater in Redwood, California, a weird lapse for a president who may have been exhausted at the end of a marathon day of speechifying and campaigning. More here:

Exhausted ... poor thing.  But when Bush did things like this he wasn't exhausted, was he?  No, instead the media would say "See? See how dumb he is? This goes to prove he's an idiot cowboy."

Also I love how the media portrays Romney as a "flip-flopper" when he changes his position on an issue.  But when Obama changes his position, he's not a flip-flopper ... no, he's "evolved." 

But it is in this way the media constantly helps you decide for whom to vote.  They lead you in the direction all the smart people are going.  How do you know who the smart people are?  The media tells you ... and if you want to be one of them you need to think like them .... and more importantly, you need to let your friends know that you've gotten the message by bleating it everywhere.  Yes, that way they'll know you're one of the smart ones.

If it weren't for the media we'd have to decide for ourselves who was smart and who wasn't ... so THANKS, media, you're very baaaaa-bleat.



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