"Democratic" politician learns valuable lesson

Yes, the jourrrrnalist says he's "learned a valuable lesson."  I guess it's because the politician is a  "Democratic" and everyone knows that Democratics are down with the struggle, right?

I wonder if Republicans "learn valuable lessons" when they make errors like this ... or if that's just their actual racism coming out.  

Pathetic dumbass criticizes Clint Effing Eastwood

Film critic Roger Ebert gave actor Clint Eastwood’s speech at the Republican National Convention on Thursday two thumbs down. 

“Clint, my hero, is coming across as sad and pathetic,” Ebert tweeted during Eastwood’s remarks. “He didn't need to do this to himself. It's unworthy of him.”

Hey, Ebert ... pipe the hell down you doofus.

You wanna talk about sad?  How about this?  The media treats you as if you are a real film critic.  It's about the same as how they treat Richard Simmons as a "fitness guru."  Capisce?

Now seriously,  nothing is more pathetic than a fringe "celebrity" trying so desperately to be cool.  Then again, that's what the wanna-be "cool people" do ... they can't actually be cool so they have to try to associate themselves with coolness .. and the media tell them that being a "Democratic" is smart and cool.  Pathetic.

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Genius discovers reason so many students are suspended - fixes problem

 Schools Chancellor Dennis Walcott

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) – Students may be catching a break if they misbehave in school. The rules surrounding suspensions in New York City schools are changing.

The changes to the discipline code should result in far fewer suspensions, CBS 2’s Vanessa Murdock reported Wednesday. 

*Nods head and thinks "teachable moment"*  Because all good idiot-liberals are constantly looking for the next teachable moment ... so they can start a lecture with a resounding chorus of "It's not about ______, it's about ______."  I tell ya, I never get tired of that.

“Our goal is to make sure the schools are providing a safe environment for our students, but also we just don’t push students out of the classroom where they’re not learning as well,” Schools Chancellor Dennis Walcott said.

What will be different? Well, for starters Walcott said cutting class and cursing will no longer be grounds for suspension.

Neither will smoking, something that left a few parents bewildered. More here:

Well, leave it to New York to implement one genius solution after another.  That's right ... after hundreds of years of history, "Chancellor" Walcott has determined that the problem is "too many rules."  

His superior brain deftly concluded that less rules will lead to less suspensions.  Such genius.  There it was ... right in front of our eyes and we all missed the obvious.  Thank GOD for people like "Chancellor" Walcott.

One thing he probably hasn't thought of ... a side benefit ... the trouble-maker kids will still be there in school ... keeping a threatening eye on those shady teachers.  I'm guessing that will be an additional helping influence on the other kids.  Wow, talk about your win-win-win situation!

It's an emergency, quick, tax the rich

As part of the global push to tax the rich, Britain is now debating an “emergency” wealth tax. But the idea has hit fierce opposition from conservatives, who say the “politics of envy” hasn’t made the country rich.

Deputy Prime , leader of the Liberal-Democrat Party, has proposed a one-time tax on the wealth (rather than the incomes) of high-net-worth Britons. The details aren’t clear, but Clegg says the country is facing an economic war caused by a prolonged recession, and needs to tax the rich in order to avoid social unrest. More here:

LMAO @ politicians.  All they EVER think about is how to get more money.  More money ... so they can squander it by giving it to their buddies or buying votes.  And no matter how much they take or borrow or spend or put you in debt ... it's never enough, is it?  Think about it.

And taxing the rich is good thinking too ... pure genius ... no doubt a brain-nugget of our intellectual betters.

We can trust the rich (corporations) to just take the loss without a whimper   I mean ... they'd NEVER pass the increased costs along to the poor us in the form of higher prices ... right?  They'd NEVER do that, would they?

This, like all things "liberal," involves taking someone else's money/freedom.  Yes, they always have plans for other people but their plans never seem to expand freedom or liberty ... ever notice that?

House nigger gives speech at GOP convention

Tuesday night after rising GOP star Mia Love brought down the house with her inspiring convention speech, the stomach-turning Left labeled the black conservative a “token” and an “Aunt Tom.” 

Meanwhile, revoltingly racist, woman-hating Wikipedia vandals were hard at work updating her entry with disgusting slurs like “House Nigger” and “dirty, worthless whore.” The page called her a “total sell-out to the Right Wing Hate machine and the greedy bigots who control the GOP.” More here:

"Greedy right-wing bigots" you say?  Are they the ones using terms like "house nigger?"

Looks like the mainstream media has done an excellent job brainwashing these geniuses.

That's one of the things about idiot-libs.  They cannot detect irony.  They can't experience humiliation either.  And yet, they are our intellectual betters.  Hmmmmm.

Speaking for myself, I have recently noticed that many black people I know are becoming more receptive to the ideas of freedom and personal liberty.  I mean, how long can you remain a bleating sheep without pondering your position in the field? (Given you have more than a couple of brain cells to rub together.)  How long would you allow yourself to be called a "victim?" How long would you tolerate the Democratics throwing you crumbs and telling you "you'll NEVER overcome and it's not your fault."

I see more and more black people getting on board with these ideas in the future ... and once it starts happening, it'll happen in a hurry.  I can't WAIT for them to realize how they've been used and abused by the "Democratics."

Check this out and judge for yourself whether the media is playing blacks for fools. 

As a bonus, check THIS page out to see a totally objective jourrrrnalist slip up just a tiny bit ... but it was at the wrong time and justice was quickly dealt.

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SOMEONE STOP THEM, the Republicans are making TOO MUCH SENSE,

The gold standard has returned to mainstream U.S. politics for the first time in 30 years, with a “gold commission” set to become part of official Republican party policy. 

Drafts of the party platform, which it will adopt at a convention in Tampa Bay, Florida, next week, call for an audit of Federal Reserve monetary policy and a commission to look at restoring the link between the dollar and gold.

The move shows how five years of easy monetary policy — and the efforts of congressman Ron Paul — have made the once-fringe idea of returning to gold-as-money a legitimate part of Republican debate.  More here:

LOL ... the "once-fringe idea."  There go those crazy-ass Republicans again, right jourrrrnalist?

Yes, the "fringe" ... you know ... the INSANE.  For example,  "Article one, Section ten" of the US  Constitution, which provides that nothing but gold or silver shall be used for money.  Yes, WAY out there on "the fringe," right jourrrnalist?

And at the end the helpful genius jourrrnalist concludes with a short lecture:

A return to a fixed money supply would also remove the central bank’s ability to offset demand shocks by varying interest rates. That could mean a more volatile economy and higher average unemployment over time.

Oh, of COURSE, everyone knows that a stable and dependable currency causes higher unemployment ... idiot.  Do you see how his genius can come to this conclusion?  C'mon, it's obvious to all the smart people ... you want to seem smart, don't you?

See, this is the problem with the great geniuses of our time idiot-libs ... they ALWAYS think their genius is better or somehow smarter ... as if they can flaunt the laws of economics.  And I wouldn't mind, really I wouldn't ... except that, as usual, they want to apply their "fringe ideas" to me.

It's math, stupid.

Reporter to Paul Ryan: "What evidence do you have for saying President Obama's plan won't work?"

Paul Ryan: "Math."

Rachel Maddow is the Smartest Person in the World.

The second smartest person in the world, David Letterman, proudly proclaimed Rachel Maddow "The Smartest Person in the World".




And of course, she gobbled.it.up. Could not contain her glee. Victory! More power to me! We all know that Libs love nothing more than to feel smart or cool but there's no better way to cement this than to have another Lib proclaim it loudly and to a large audience of people. ("Honorary Degrees" are a classic example of this tactic.)

Here's what I'm going to do. The next time I meet a Lib who can do anything at all for me... ever,  I'm going to announce to the room, "THIS IS THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!"

Sure- those of you reading this wouldn't fall for it for one second. But you're not Libs. These are Libs I'm talking about and they will swallow it hook.line.and.sinker. They are blinded by power and control and there is no surer way to concretize both than to be smart (or cool). And to have someone declare it aloud? OMG. Libgasm.

And from that point forward, I will own them because I will be smart enough to never say it again but to dangle the carrot of maybe saying it again forevermore.

You try it. Tell me how it works for you in the comments.

Go ahead, try something, they'll point and call you racist (or worse)

My friend Forrest sent me this in email.

Romney points out emperor with no clothes

(CNN) – Mitt Romney continued to hammer President Barack Obama over the president's controversial remark about business owners, arguing Wednesday that the president's administration has been chipping away at economic freedoms.

"It is free men and women that drive our economy. Freedom is what makes America work. And President Obama, bless his heart, has tried to substitute government for free people–and it has not worked, and it will never work," Romney said at LeClaire Manufacturing in Bettendorf, Iowa. More here:

Gee, no kidding?  Someone actually SAID IT?  Out LOUD?  Yep, he came right out with it ... as if nobody was seeing the truth.  Amazing, huh?  Pointing at the emperor and hollering "look, no clothes."

Doesn't he realize the media is going to kick the crap out of him for this?  They don't like freedom, nossir ... I mean after all, you can't just have people running around willy-nilly, creating global warming and so forth.  No, of course not.  

I mean ... all people have to do is give up their freedom and money and do as the libs tell them ... then everything will be fine.  And after the libs get that money and compliance/freedom, they won't come for more later ... NOooooo, perish the thought ... tyrants NEVER do that.

Isn't it funny how the libs aren't satisfied just enslaving themselves ... no, they HAVE to enslave everyone else too ... otherwise, no fun. That's right, it's just not fun (for a lib) unless they're using their "power" to shove other people around.

Idiot liberals, confused, shocked, deeply troubled ... as usual

(CNN) -- Gambia plans to execute all death row prisoners by September, the president said this week, sparking condemnation from human rights groups worldwide.

"Human rights groups? Since when does defending murdering rapists advance the cause of "human rights."  Since never, that's when.

 Death row convicts will be executed by mid-September, President Yahya Jammeh said in a speech on state media Sunday that was rebroadcast Monday.

Ha ha, can you just IMAGINE the brownouts going on? Oh yes, one minute they're all happy in prison ... playing cards, lifting weights, getting tattoos, and then ... BOOM, times up, peckerswood.

"All those guilty of serious crimes and are condemned will face the full force of the law," he said. "All punishments prescribed by law will be maintained in the country to ensure that criminals get what they deserve: that is, that those who kill are killed ...

And then the idiot-liberals chime in ... (bold is mine)

Amnesty International, the French government and other rights groups condemned the execution order.

"President Jammeh's comments are deeply troubling and will undoubtedly cause severe anguish to those on death row and their families," said Audrey Gaughran, the Africa director for Amnesty. "Any attempt to carry out this threat would be both deeply shocking and a major setback for human rights in Gambia." More here:

OH shut up you idiot-lib.  Speaking of "severe anguish," I don't recall hearing you speak out about the "severe anguish" suffered by any of the victims of these venomous craptains.

Cracks me up though ... leave it to an idiot-lib to be "deeply troubled" and "deeply shocked" by straightforward thinking, logic, and whenever actions have perfectly predictable results.  To them, this is a total mystery ... "spooky action at a distance" indeed.

No more Boston Market for the Klown

MYFOXNY.COM - Boston Market is reportedly pulling salt shakers off its tables and plans to reduce sodium levels in some of its food.

The restaurant chain will start by taking salt shakers off of the tables at its 476 locations, USA Today reports. More here:

Well, I don't know about you but I'm certainly thankful that restaurants are helping me like this. Honestly, I don't know how I ever got a long without my intellectual-betters applying their great genius to me.

Even though we don't have any Boston Markets close to me, I still used to buy some of their products in the grocery store ... but no more. I don't want to give my money to condescending crapsticks like this.

Can't you just see them all ... up in the board meeting that decided this issue?  Now most people would assume this would be common sense ... "don't piss off the customers." But you'd be forgetting something ... they don't WANT "certain people" as customers.

That's right ... there are people who take a lot of pride in being "better and smarter than you" (your intellectual betters.) And some businesses attract many of their customers based on this attitude. So when they take the salt shakers off the table, those customers support it ... and they get to look down their noses at YOU (the salt user) because "ha ha, dumbass, we have power over you ... we're only doing this for you own good." 

So when you don't come back, it's good riddance, see? This kind of thing feeds their huge egos. Not only that but it's "proof" they're smarter than you ... and they are in constant, CONSTANT, search of this proof. The funny part is, no matter how many times they "prove" it, it's not enough. Just like their taxing the rich policies.

Illegal aliens don't like being called "illegal aliens"

Found the cartoon here:

A small group of immigrants gathered in Woodbury Monday to protest the use of the word "illegal" to describe those who have entered the United States without documentation. 

"By saying illegal, they're assuming that we broke a criminal law," said Jackeline Saavedra, 27, of Bay Shore, a Touro Law Center student who identified herself as undocumented. "Not everybody enters illegally." 

No, not everyone enters illegally.  Some enter legally and then overstay their visas. Some were born here of illegal parents. Some people are even legal ... but you know who isn't legal?  That's right "illegal aliens."  Hence the modifier "illegal" in front of "alien."  Do you understand that logic?

Coordinators said they prefer the phrase "undocumented immigrant." Osman Canales, 23, an immigrant rights advocate in Huntington who organized the protest, said using the word "illegal" criminalizes a whole community. 

Hey, illegal alien ... who cares what you demand.  How about you get the hell out of here ... how would that be?  Are we bothering you or something?  Oh please, pardon the hell out of us.

"It's a racist word against our community, so we're just here to raise awareness," he said. More here:

Yes, I've noticed that everything is "racist" to idiot-libs.  "Racist" is the new cover-all logic of the idiot lib.

Meanwhile, is it just me or is the government so totally incompetent that they can't go check out people who are claiming to be "illegal?"  In a logical world, "illegal" people would have a protest and be immediately arrested and deported.

"Democratics" or Conservatives?

Found it at The Book of Joe:

Automatic money grabber, for government ... and your own good, of course

WASHINGTON - Most people don't notice a mobile speed camera until they see a flash in the rearview mirror and realize they've been caught. 

That's the idea. Local governments are availing themselves of new mobile speed cameras that resemble mailboxes as effective and profitable ways to slow drivers down. 

Yes, accent on the "profitable." And don't say anything, witch-boy, just pay us your money. 

What caught my eye on this article is how the cameras are made to "look like mailboxes." You can click here to see what one looks like and for more of the article. Do they look like mailboxes? Judge for yourself.

Amusing

Found it at Bits an Pieces:

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Chinese people make sense but Klown ridicules them anyway

Meet the 'Face-Kini', the latest craze to hit China's beaches as bathers wear masks to beat the sun's harmful rays 

One way to avoid the dangerous rays of the sun is to stay indoors, another is to apply a healthy layer of sun cream and slap on a wide-brimmed hat.

If you’re in China, however, there is a third option - a 'Face-Kini' complete with a body suit.

The name describes a protective head mask that is being used in Shandong province's East China Sea coast by beach-goers who want to protect their skin from the sun. More (with [pics)  here:

Ok, this makes plenty of sense yet somehow I just canna picture myself doing it.  And fashionable?  Boy howdy!