Saturday, May 11, 2013

The Episode Where WOMBAT Discovers a New Toy Called "Twitter"

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Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Trending on Twitter

I've noticed a trend on Twitter that Liberals have 3 arguments for when they disagree with someone and thus declare the debate "over". You might notice that some of these choose to double up on the #rehashtags

#Racist




#Insanity



#Ignorance



I could go on (and on) but you get the idea.
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Sunday, May 5, 2013

The Jews checkmate the planet with unexpected takeover



By Tom Heneghan and Gergely Szakacs
BUDAPEST | Sat May 4, 2013 10:34am EDT

(Reuters) - Leaders of a far-right Hungarian party accused Israelis of plotting to buy up the country as several hundred nationalists protested on Saturday on the eve of a meeting of the World Jewish Congress in Budapest. More here:

And by "nationalists," I think the reporter means "paranoid racists with shit-for-brains."

Seriously though ... "The Juice."  They are so sly.  Always plotting and scheming.  I mean, think about it ... there you are ... a Hungarian citizen ... minding your own business, when - BOOM - OUT OF THE BLUE ... the Juice take over.  And, as expected, The Juice take everyone in the world by surprise.  Because who would EVER HAVE EXPECTED THIS?  Oh, so clever.

THAT'S RIGHT, they bought Hungary. Surreptitiously, crept they, whilst you slept and/or went about your business ... and now it's too late.  And what do The Juice plan to do with your country?  I'm guessing THEY'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTIES, AND YOUR LITTLE DOGS TOO!!!!



 
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Friday, May 3, 2013

Ok, it's time to say sumthin'


STERLING, Va. - Customs officials say 20 small black raw chickens were seized from a passenger arriving from Vietnam at Dulles International Airport outside Washington.

Officials say importing raw poultry from areas where avian influenza or other fowl diseases are known to occur is not allowed without a permit. That's because those diseases could affect the domestic poultry industry and hurt international trade. Customs officials say the chickens seized last week were incinerated.

Spokesman Steve Sapp says agents found two bags containing chickens in a cooler. The birds were whole, but without feathers and had bluish-grey and black skin. More here:

Ok, so what, right?

So nothing.  It's just that I've noticed people smuggling crap like this into the US and getting caught.  And you have to ask yourself ... "wtf?"  Because it's not like he can't get chickens cheaper right here in the US.  And if they're some kind of special chicken and you're importing them to make a huge profit, then fine, raise them here yourself ... or contract it out with a chicken farmer or something.  Why pay for an airline ticket to a faraway land and then try to smuggle them thru customs?

Which brings me to my next point.  Call me what you will but the Klown is calling "nutso" on this guy. 

Yes, and what do you do when you're the federal government and you find a psycho?  Answer?  NOTHING ... cuz you're too busy trying to print and borrow money to give to your buddies.
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Thursday, April 25, 2013

Ever heard of Mises or Hayek? Well, now you have.


HT/ Wombat
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Sunday, April 21, 2013

These guys really hate those "wingers." They think those "wingers" are INSANE!!"


H/T Wombat
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Saturday, April 20, 2013

After all, did you REALLY need ALL the information?




Gotta love he media ... they can't WAIT to give you all the factual information that they think you should have.

 Here's a typical media description of the death of the first marathon bomber:

ABC News:
Tamerlan was killed in the gunfire, but Dzhokhar fled on foot into Watertown. More here:

CBS News:
As police continue the extensive manhunt for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev hours following a fatal shootout that killed his older brother, more details about Tamerlan Tsarnaev’s personal life and past athletic aspirations are coming to light. More here:

NBC News:
A wounded Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, 19, was taken into custody in a Watertown, Mass., backyard after police surrounded the trailered boat where he was hiding, holed up after a wild shootout with police the night before in which his brother and fellow bombings suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev, 26, had died.More here:

 Yahoo News:
An overnight police chase and shootout left Dzhokhar's 26-year-old brother, Tamerlan Tsarnaev dead and Dzhokhar on the lam. More here:

Smoking Gun:
Seen above, the picture shows Tsarnaev--naked from the hip up--after he died at 1:35 AM at Boston’s Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center. Tsarnaev was mortally wounded during  a gun battle between him and his 19-year-old brother Dzhokar and police. More here:

Oh yes, and all the TV media were about the same.  But how did he really die?  Do you know?  Once again, the Klown comes to your rescue with the actual facts:

From there, the brothers drove about three miles, throwing explosives out the window at police. In Watertown, they engaged in a shootout with police, in which at least 200 rounds were fired.

Authorities said that Tamarlan Tsarnaev left the car at one point, and attempted to throw an explosive at officers. The device, however, went off in his hand. Police then tackled the wounded suspect in the street.

Then, authorities said, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev--still behind the wheel of a car, swerved at the officers in an effort to hit them.

The officers dodged. Tamerlan did not. He was dragged under the car, and later died at a Boston hospital. More here:

LOL -- what a maroon -- what an ignominious.

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Friday, April 19, 2013

The libs -- they want your freedom and money -- for great reasons though




WASHINGTON—How it affects children will be one factor the Justice Department weighs as it determines how to respond to the legalization of marijuana in Washington state and Colorado, Attorney General Eric Holder told Congress Thursday. More here:

I love the pic of Eric Holder above ... it's the natural position of a lib ... reaching for your wallet/liberty.

That's right folks, just listen to the libs.  Their answers are always the same ... "Give us some more of your freedom and money ... just a little more and we'll reach Utopia ... it's all in the name of safety, the children, the environment, ... you're not against those are you ... WELL, ARE  YOU?"

And guess what, if you refuse to give them more money, they just have the government borrow more so they can hand it out to their buddies and donors ... and they will put you on their easy-credit payment plan ... that's the one where you pay for your entire life and then your children and grandchildren pay after you croak ... you greedy jackass.
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Wednesday, April 17, 2013

I'm just shaking my head -- but I'm no longer surprised

Bold is mine:

The 844-page immigration reform bill the bipartisan “Gang of Eight” dropped in the dead of night contains a lucrative handout that would give taxpayer-funded free cell phones to some people who live or work near the U.S. border with Mexico.

Pages 43 and 44 of the bill detail what one conservative blogger, Javier Manjarres of Shark Tank, has already described as the “ObamaPhone” from Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL).

That section reads: Manjarres first found the immigration bill’s free cell phone goodies and dubbed the handout the “MarcoPhone.”

“Move over ‘Obama phone,’ we present the new ‘Hola, Como Estas?!’ MarcoPhone,”

Manjarres wrote on Wednesday morning. Rubio spokesman Alex Conant did not return a request for comment from Breitbart News.

Interestingly, Tracphone, a company that will likely benefit from this type of government program, is based in Rubio’s Miami, Florida. More at Breitbart.com:

Prolly just a coincidence, right? I mean, politicians NEVER squander your money by giving it to their friends and donors.
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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

I don't even know if I have an opinion about Adam Carolla but this is funny and astute.

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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Sometimes you have to consider restricting the freedom of others

H/T - The Beaner
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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Sometimes "conservatives" act like idiot-liberals


WASHINGTON — They hear that their cause is lost, that demographics and the march of history have doomed their campaign to keep marriage only between a man and a woman. But the young conservatives who oppose same-sex marriage — unlike most of their generation — remain undaunted. 

And then these cheeseburgers, who constantly cry for freedom, put out their "great argument" for stealing the freedom of others ... oh, the ironing.

Last week, the Heritage Foundation released a report by Ryan T. Anderson, 31, in defense of traditional marriage, “Marriage: What It Is, Why It Matters, and the Consequences of Redefining It.”

Yeah, yeah ... hey, I have an idea ... LEAVE PEACEFUL PEOPLE ALONE ... LET PEOPLE BE FREE ... LET ALL PEOPLE HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS YOU!!!!
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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

The story of libs ... they're big helpers


H/T Wombat
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I yam a genius!


H/T Wombat
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The starving zombie

H/T Wombat
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Monday, March 18, 2013

Idiot libs find out things aren't really "free"


If you haven't heard, they're trying to take money right out of bank accounts to pay for a "bail out."  That's funny too, because here in the US, bailouts are free, right?

In a move that could set off new fears of contagion across the eurozone, anxious depositors drained cash from ATMs in Cyprus on Saturday, hours after European officials in Brussels required that part of a new €10 billion ($12.6 billion) bailout must be paid for directly from the bank accounts of savers.

''This is a clear-cut robbery,'' said Andreas Moyseos, a former electrician who is a pensioner in Nicosia, the capital. Iliana Andreadakis, a book critic, added: ''This issue doesn't only affect the people's deposits, but also the prospect of the Cyprus economy. The EU has diminished its credibility.'' More here:

Ha ha ... "Clear cut robbery " quothe he with the look of "I just ran smack-dab into reality" plastered across his pasty lib kisser. 

And this is the problem with idiot-libs.  They are actually shocked to find that things are not free ... as they are when confronted with most of reality.

They are in a constant state of amazement, the libs.  Yes, often you see them, nodding their heads as they grasp some profound concept or another ... and it seems they're ALWAYS grasping one, doesn't it?  It seems like all they do is grasp one profound concept after another ... and always as conspicuously as possible, no?

That behavior is designed to show the public how open-minded (and therefore, smart) they are.  They do it so you can see how they're always "learning" ... the nodding of the melon and the gushing of "ohhhhh, I understand" ... like a little kid who just learned how to put the chain on his bike ... you know ... now he/she is a GENIUS.

If only there were some way we could find to force the libs to leave us alone.  Alas, libs MUST apply their great genius to us all ... for our own good, of course.  You see, WE, don't know what we're doing so they're here to help.   And if you refuse their help, they'll have the government FORCE you to do their bidding.

Have you ever noticed?  Everything the libs do MUST affect YOU.  And all they need to help you is a little bit more of your freedom and money ... and it works great ... just ask them ... unless they've just experienced a totally unforeseen "clear-cut robbery."

I tell ya, that just cracks me up  ... they're forced to pay for their actions and they call it "clear cut robbery."
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Saturday, March 16, 2013

Microwaving Ivory Soap

So simple, so pure. The result is firm and not even hot to the touch. Please, go ahead and try this at home without proper safety precautions and without a responsible adult present if at all possible. What could possibly go wrong?

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Queasy


Do NOT fumble the champagne
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Friday, March 15, 2013

Hey, women don't need to be equal, you idiots



(Reuters) - Egypt's ruling Muslim Brotherhood warns that a U.N. declaration on women's rights could destroy society by allowing a woman to travel, work and use contraception without her husband's approval and letting her control family spending. More here:

Yes, let's give them some more money, shall we?
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Here they come ... for more of your money and liberty


President Barack Obama is preparing to tell all federal agencies for the first time that they should consider the impact on global warming before approving major projects, from pipelines to highways.

The result could be significant delays for natural gas- export facilities, ports for coal sales to Asia, and even new forest roads, industry lobbyists warn. More here:

"The impact on global warming" LMAO.  I'm sure this won't cost a dime or add massive red tape onto a huge ball of red tape.  Of course, red tape is free and provides great efficiencies.
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