My congressman receives an honor

Well, whaddya know ... with six weeks to go before the election, suddenly, they've decided to "honor" my congressman.  Who are "they," you ask?  Is is a public civic group?  Is it someone whose life was impacted by the affirmative action of this congressman? Why, no ... it's a "Democratic" state senator.  What a shocker. 

This is probably ALL on the up & up, wouldn't you say?  The timing is probably just a coinkydink.  Surely these trustworthy politicians wouldn't pull a cheap stunt like this just to keep their jobs, would they?  Nah, they're "public servants" and their only interest is serving with humility and protecting our freedom and property.

I better attend this honorable "honoring" so I'll know how great my congressman is.  I wonder how much it's costing me.  Baaaa - Bleat.