Monday, August 16, 2010

Prepare your doom, BITCHES!

Bold is mine:

SEOUL (AFP) – North Korea's military threatened Sunday to launch the "severest punishment" against South Korea for staging massive joint war games with the United States this week.

The North's army and people will "deal a merciless counterblow" to the allies "as it had already resolved and declared at home and abroad", a spokesman for the country's army General Staff said in a statement published by state media.

"The military counteraction of (North Korea) will be the severest punishment no one has ever met in the world," he said.

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OK, WTF is this guy thinking about?  Seriously, he reminds me of ME when I'm talking about punishing criminals ... PIPE DOWN, YOU DOOFUS.  Is this guy drinking?  Does he think everyone is just going to forget what he said?  Does he plan to follow through?  WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM?  Too much hot kimchee?

Anyway, this punishment he's going to meet meat mete out is really going to be something because people have met some severe punishment in the world.  I can think of some right off the top of my head:
1 - Being cut up with a chainsaw
2 - Tossed into a live volcano
3 - Being drawn and quartered
4 - Having your bones ground to make bread for a giant

I could go on and on - what could he have in mind?  I'm scared, aren't you? How would you feel right now if you lived in South Korea?  How would you feel if you lived in North Korea?  Why do the Chinese let this guy run off at the mouth?  He's keeps putting that whole area of the world in a tizzy.

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