Math & Logic

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23 +15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Sarah Palin is a stupid racist

On Wednesday night’s Late Late Show on CBS, when host Craig Ferguson asked guest Wolf Blitzer of CNN’s The Situation Room if he thought Sarah Palin is "gone" now, Blitzer cracked that Palin would provide Ferguson with "a lot of material" as she will still be active publicly. After the two were talking about whether the CNN anchor sometimes finds something "really funny" while he is doing the news, Ferguson cracked that the former Alaska governor is "quite funny," evoking audience laughter, and asked about her future. Ferguson: "Hey, what about Sarah Palin, talking about "quite funny"? Do you think she's gone? Do you think that's it?"

Blitzer responded: "No, she’s not gone. We’ll be seeing a lot of her. She’s going to be writing a book. She’ll be doing speeches. She’ll be on TV. You’re going to have a lot of material. ... If you need material, you’ll have it." From Brad Wilmouth at Newsbusters:

Yep. If you're one of the people who don't know how stupid Sarah Palin is, you just need to watch more mainstream media news. Hey, Blizter, thanks for the objective "reporting."

Ha ha, I just made a typo in "Blitzer" but I liked the result. From now on, his name is Wolf Blizter.

Also, totally objective, Chris "get the facts right" Mathews, fuels the fire of racsim and Sarah Palin. (God, these libs hate her with a white hot passion.)

Also from Brad Wilmouth at Newsbusters:

Matthews, who would later theorize that Sarah Palin will exploit white racism by visiting "cul de sacs of whitedom," set up the segment by reading a line from Parker's column which compares Palin to a white character in Harper Lee's To Kill a Mocking Bird who falsely accuses a black man of raping her, leading to his conviction by a racist jury. Matthews:

Here`s a quote that really grabbed me: "That same rage was on display again in the fall of 2008, but this time the frenzy was stimulated by a pretty gal with a mocking little wink. Sarah Palin may not have realized what she was doing. But southerners, weaned on Harper Lee, heard the dog whistle." Kathleen, "heard the dog whistle." Is Sarah Palin a poster girl for racism? Yes or no?

Parker suggested that Palin is indeed a "poster girl for racism," though "not consciously," and alluded to white racism being incited by a white woman and black man being pitted against each other, as in Sarah Palin versus Barack Obama, or in the novel To Kill a Mockingbird.

Oh yes, she's a witch alright. It's just that she's not "conscious" of being a witch. It's ok though because we jourrrrnalists are here to ensure you know she's a witch.

Got that, sheep? When you hear the words "Sarah Palin," think "stupid, baby eating, racist."
Baaa - Bleat.

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Violence at town-hall meeting

(Bold is mine)

What was intended to be a town hall discussion on President Barack Obama's health care reform proposal dissolved into a shouting match with shoving and scuffles in Ybor City tonight.

The event brought home to Tampa the recent phenomenon of angry opponents of Obama's proposal disrupting town hall meetings by Democratic members of Congress during the August recess.

This meeting was organized by Democratic state Rep. Betty Reed but was to include comments on the proposal by U.S. Rep. Kathy Castor, a strong supporter.

Castor tried to speak for nearly 15 minutes but the crowd drowned her out, chanting, "You work for us,'' "Tyranny, tyranny,'' and "Read the bill." She ultimately left the meeting early, further angering some attendees. More here:

Yes. It appears people feel strongly about jackasses trying to install another massive government program that can never, EVER, be repealed. All you have to do is go to the news section of Google and type in "town hall." You'll find story after story of people attending these town halls and letting their representatives know they don't want the government involved.

The thing is, Nancy Pelosi et al are trying to shove it down your throat. They denigrate anyone who doesn't agree with them. Pelosi calls them them Nazis, racists, whatever. They call the protests "organized" (as if that's bad, even if it WERE true.) See, when leftists "organize" it's for the "common good" but when conservatives organize, somehow it's subterfuge.

Oh, and if you get any bright ideas about bad-mouthing the Democrat's (Obama's) plan, they've asked your fellow citizens to turn you in to the White House. "Hey, John Doe, nice life you have going there ... sure would be a shame if something were to 'happen to it.'"

These morons want the government to "compete" with private insurance companies. The only problem is, the government doesn't have to make a profit (be efficient.) They need only to raise your taxes to fund their program. Now, I ask you, is that fair "competition?"

I do agree we need some reform in health care but I envision the government facilitating/promoting commerce instead of impeding it. For example, tort reform. Make the loser in lawsuits pay for the costs incurred in defending lawsuits. This would reform a hell of a lot more than just health care. Don't hold your breath though, the trial lawyers association is one of the biggest contributors to Dipshitocrat campaigns. Just like trade unions (especially the Teacher's union.)

The thing that really amazes me is how Dipshitocrats get elected by being on the idiot side of every issue.

• Amnesty for illegal aliens
• Cover illegal aliens in their health care plan
• Implement unending massive government programs - one after the other
• Tax and spend - Tax and spend - forget paying down the debt
• Government involvement in every issue imaginable (and some that aren't)
• No competition for "government" schools (vouchers)
• Profits are evil
• Jackasses in jail - don't have to work, get TV, A/C etc
  
• Block oil drilling, refining, and transportation
  
• Generational welfare
• They fight tax reform at every step
  
• More and more "gun control" (take them away.)
• Everything is about race
• Liberty? I don't McThink so

The point I'm trying to make here is that Congress does not give one flaming damn what the majority wants. They will do whatever they damn well please and fuck you. I really don't think that the average Democrat voter understands the connection between Democrats and these issues. The average Democrat voter thinks the media is smart, fair, and honest ... capisce? I'm not exaggerating. Ask a lib if the media is smart, fair, and honest. See the idiocy for yourself.

It's like Mark Levin says, "Every day congress meets, you lose a little bit more of your liberty."

I could go on and on. Seriously, I actually despise people who vote for libs. I look upon them with utter contempt and I think Republicans are only slightly better. IMHO, Republicans used to be much better ... now they spend like Democrats, they all look like TV preachers, and they can't open their mouths without saying "abortion is the same as murder" ... even though it is clear the majority of people disagree with them. (Not that I'm one to think the majority is right all the time.)

I notice this much, when Republicans were in charge of congress, did they do one damn thing about the issues above? As I recall, they lowered taxes but that's about it. Although, lowering taxes is probably the most critical issue because it starves the government of money. Theoretically, reducing the income of government reduces its ability to operate outside its constitutional limits and thereby, intrude like a hungry jackass, into the barnyard that is my life.

Lowering taxes would work great if they HAD TO pay down the debt and operate without a deficit. As it is though, when you reduce their income, they just print/borrow more money ... nothing changes ... get the lesson?

I just think Republicans need to get back to the premise of fiscal responsibility, freedom, liberty, and limited government.

Dipshit had a blog

You know that doofus (George Sodini) who killed the three women in a PA gym? He had a blog. Yes ... shocker. Do you think you can tell if someone is mentally imbalanced by reading their blog? Well, do you? DO YOU?

Here's your chance to find out ... other than on this blog.

And here's some videos he made. LOL @ "She'll really be impressed." Also, in case you miss it, on the coffee table is a book titled "How to Date Young Women for Men Over 35." Sheesh. Who, in their right mind, wants to "date" young women. Perhaps he thought they'd let him tape their mouth shut or something.

How to be cruel to old guys:

AARP Eye Chart

Am I the only one ?

Found it at Bits and Pieces:

No Goooo - No Goooo

A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at an eastern Wisconsin motel instead got his penis glued to his stomach, according to court documents.

Criminal complaints filed Friday allege the man agreed to be bound with "sheer sheets'' and blindfolded with a pillowcase for a "rub down'' by Ziemann. She instead cut off his underwear with a scissors and summoned the others to the room with a text message.

Ziemann struck the man in the face, and used Krazy Glue to attach his penis to his stomach when the other women arrived, according to the complaints. More here:

Geeez. I sure hope he got to take a pee before all this. What the hell is it with women? They get so damn upset if they think you might be getting a little strange stuff here and there ... like it's the end of the GD world.

Why men are doomed

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

OBAMA Posters hit LA

This sounds like the exercize for me

Awesome government genius at work

CASH FOR CLUNKERS

Ok, this is a stupid idea to start with. How can we make it stupider? Leave it to the government.

Instead of selling the clunkers overseas or giving them to the poor, how 'bout we do this:

The program requires that the clunkers be put out of service for good, so dealers must destroy the engines on cars that are traded in. We watched this process yesterday at the DCH Paramus Honda in Paramus, N.J. It is quite laborious and potentially dangerous. And it certainly is final.

Nick Clites, who is in charge of used cars for the dealership, was prepping a 1988 BMW 535IS, with 214,000 miles on the odometer, for its death. He drained the oil, then donned a silky blue protective suit, goggles and gloves and poured a sodium silicate solution into the engine. He revved the car, and within a few seconds, the solution hardened into a glass-like substance, the engine seized up and the car was dead. More (with video) here:

What's the best line in this video?

Sounds Like Poker Day

Story here

Viva la Revolution

CARACAS, Aug 1 (Reuters) - More than a dozen of 34 radio stations ordered shut by the Venezuelan government went off the air on Saturday, part of President Hugo Chavez's drive to extend his socialist revolution to the media. More here:

LMAO - they elected a commie and now they're shocked. Bunch of idiots getting what they deserve.

Honest, fair and objective media

So how unusual is it for a new President to be featured seven times on Time’s cover, as Barack Obama has been (with First Lady Michelle Obama snagging her own solo appearance)? A look back at Time’s covers finds Bill Clinton matched Obama’s celebrity in 1993 — seven covers for himself, one for Hillary. But the last three Republican Presidents — Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, and George W. Bush — were given relatively short shrift. (Larger images below the jump.)

Indeed, looking at the covers from when those three Republicans won the presidency through early August of their first year in office, Reagan and the two Bushes combined were only featured seven times — and it would have been only six if Reagan hadn’t been shot by an attempted assassin (April 13, 1981 cover story). From Newsbusters:

How DARE you question their integrity. This information should settle you down and quell your desire to bash their teeth out with a hammer.

The Klown's favorite thing

KEVIL, KY (KFVS) - A man was shot and killed in McCracken County after police say he tried to break into a family's home around 2:00 a.m.

The family woke to the sound of the alarm system, indicating the door to the attached garage had been opened. The homeowner went outside to investigate, when he heard his wife inside screaming.

He ran back into the home where his wife told him the intruder, later identified as 18-year-old Andrew Caleb Barnett, was inside their attached garage attempting to get into the home through a wooden door with a window, according to police. The homeowner reportedly yelled several times that he had a gun, telling Barnett not to come inside. However, Barnett continued to make advances toward the man. Police say the homeowner fired one shot at Barnett, hitting him in the arm, and going into his chest area. Barnett apparently fell to the floor but got back up fighting the homeowner, at one point, biting him in the arm.

The fight continued through the home and eventually back into the garage. When police arrived they arrested Barnett and transported him to Western Baptist Hospital for the gunshot, but he ultimately died. More here:

Oh, what a shame. Another senseless gun death.

Go Obama, go libs

Aug. 1 (Bloomberg) -- The first 12 months of the U.S. recession saw the economy shrink more than twice as much as previously estimated, reflecting even bigger declines in consumer spending and housing, revised figures showed.

Gross domestic product has shrunk 3.9 percent in the past year, the report said, indicating the worst slump since the Great Depression. More here:

Hey libs, keep borrowing more money -- hurry. Keep our gas and electric prices sky high by blocking coal, nuclear, and oil. Oh, and keep crushing businesses and "the rich." We'll find some poor people to give us jobs.

Keep borrowing more money so it deprives the private sector access to the same money. Keep laundering it through the government and handing it out to your favorite constituencies like ACORN. I feel the economy fixing already.

Hee haw, Hee haw. Too bad the founding fathers didn't foresee the idiocy inherent in big government.

Obama's buddies show him the way

CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) - Venezuela's top prosecutor insisted Thursday that freedom of expression in Venezuela "must be limited" and proposed legislation that would slap additional restrictions on the country's news media.

It also would punish media owners who "manipulate the news with the purpose of transmitting a false perception of the facts." You mean like ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN?

"Freedom of expression must be limited," Ortega said.

Ortega urged lawmakers to consider her suggestions as they debate a bill that would punish as-yet-undefined "media crimes." The National Assembly, which is controlled by allies of President Hugo Chavez, is expected to approve the measure in coming months. More here:

Ha ha, coming soon to Amerika. All the commies are the same. Hey, Venezuela peeps, how's that 40% inflation for both of the last two years working for ya? We'll be seeing it soon as well. Viva la revolution, jackasses.

Hey, Klown. Stop exaggerating. They can't take away our freedom of expression. It's in the Constitution.

Exactly, just like your right to bear arms. Now go to New York city and try to own a gun. Then tell me all about how the government has to follow the Constitution. I give Obama and the libs in congress about a year before they implement some sort of rule to crush talk radio. Viva -- Viva la revolution and Obama.

Idiot libs learn about border security

SULAIMANIYAH, Iraq (AP) - Iranian state TV confirmed Saturday that Tehran has detained three Americans after they crossed the border from northern Iraq.

The Kurdish regional government's envoy to Washington, Qubad Talabani, told The Associated Press the three were tourists and had mistakenly crossed into Iranian territory Friday while hiking in a mountainous area near the town of Ahmed Awaa.

"The Iranians said they have arrested them because they entered their land without legal permission," he said.

The report said the Americans were arrested after they failed to heed warnings from Iranian border guards. More here:

Gee, that's too bad. A real shame. A bunch of rich "earth people" libs hiking in the middle east. "Border? What border?" I'm sure they'll be treated well though. The Iranians are very understanding about this sort of thing.

I mean, who in their right mind goes to Iraq to "go hiking?" Hey, Biff, get out the map, are we anywhere near the Iranian border? If so, we better be careful, eh?

A senior security official in Sulaimaniyah, (upper right part of map) near the Iranian border, said that the three were last heard from after they contacted a friend saying they had entered Iran by mistake and troops surrounded them. There has been no contact with them since, he said.

I can just hear them now ... "wait a minute, don't we get a phone call? I know my rights Mr ... Ow Ow Owwwww, you're hurting me ... POLICE BRUTALITY ... YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY BIRKENSTOCKS ... POLICE BRUT-OWWWWWW.