No Goooo - No Goooo

A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at an eastern Wisconsin motel instead got his penis glued to his stomach, according to court documents.

Criminal complaints filed Friday allege the man agreed to be bound with "sheer sheets'' and blindfolded with a pillowcase for a "rub down'' by Ziemann. She instead cut off his underwear with a scissors and summoned the others to the room with a text message.

Ziemann struck the man in the face, and used Krazy Glue to attach his penis to his stomach when the other women arrived, according to the complaints. More here:

Geeez. I sure hope he got to take a pee before all this. What the hell is it with women? They get so damn upset if they think you might be getting a little strange stuff here and there ... like it's the end of the GD world.