Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Jackasses bray from jail
Yes -- it is customary for the whole family to jump into a fight with the cops whenever one of their members is being taken to jail ... you know ... if everyone in the family is a brain-dead fuckwit.
Deputies said Florida State University student Franz Leger was banned from a mall last summer for wearing saggy jeans. But when Leger returned Monday, police arrested him for trespassing. Perhaps Mr Einstein didn't know what "don't come back, jackass" meant.
When the student's family heard what was happening, Leger's father, mother, sister and two cousins got involved. All were handcuffed and taken to jail. Yes -- he's a "student" - he just has trouble with the concept of "don't come back, jackass."
Police said they did everything by the book, but the Leger family claims they were treated unfairly.
They said they plan to meet with a lawyer.
In the meantime, the entire family faces charges of trespassing, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
If only there were some way to stop this

By John Noel
NEW YORK -- The father of an 11-year-old boy said he was coming down the stairs of his home Sunday night as his 11-year old son was coming upstairs, blood coming out of his mouth.
"Daddy, I think I got shot," the boy said, according to his father.
Moments earlier, Tyshaun Falconer had been shot once in the chest after answering the door at his home in the Springfield Gardens section of Queens.
The boy told his father the gunman asked for his older brother, 16-year-old Tony Falconer, and before he could answer, fired a single shot.
The father, also named Tony, said about a month ago someone shot one of his older son's friends and suspects Sunday night's incident might be connected.
When taken to L.I. Jewish Medical Center, Tyshaun was first listed in very critical condition. He has since been upgraded to stable and his father said the boy was able to give police a description of his shooter.
Police said they didn't know what was behind the shooting, but said they have had prior contact with the wounded boy's older brother.
The shooting occurred at about 8:33 p.m.
The boy's grandmother, Clare Williams, told the New York Post in Monday editions that the child, his mother and father were all at home when the doorbell rang and the boy was shot.
"Isn't that cold-blooded?" Williams said. "He's a little boy. He doesn't mess with anyone."
Neighbors said that the boy had two older brothers.
"I was upstairs in my room and heard the gunshot," said neighbor Madge Rigg, 62, in the Post. "I can't believe it's my neighbor, a child."
Objective jourrrrrnalist is unbiased

No -- of course not -- the fact that he hates Fox News and everyone he berates is a conservative and everyone he loves is a liberal -- that's just a co-inkydink -- a mystery.
Anyway -- this site "Olbermann Watch" cataloged his ten biggest lies of 2007.
Can you guess what "Number 1" is?
Check it out here.
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Let's ride "cute" buffalo - and commune
Man, 75, Hurt While Riding Pet Buffalo
MESA, Ariz. (AP) - Fire officials say a Cave Creek man who was trying to ride his pet buffalo was mauled by the animal after it bucked him off.
The man, 75, was flown to a Scottsdale hospital after the incident at his home about 20 miles north of downtown Phoenix on Monday.
John Kraetz, a district chief for the Rural/Metro fire department, said the unidentified man suffered non-life threatening injuries.
NON life threatening huh, -- that's too bad, jackass.
Cindy Sheehan's ex-husband = winner
Anyway -- speaking of the befreckled, bebirkenstocked, bedyked, hairy-legged peace wonder ...
She intended to disrupt the Rose parade -- tsk. Google it yourself if you give a damn.
This is pathetic -- as she tries to keep her fame -- the lib media, which once made her famous, is now breaking her back over the fulcrum of "no coverage."
Here's what I could find on the web -- after some diligent searching. My wife watched the parade and I asked her if she'd seen it -- "no" was the answer.
Two groups were protesting at the parade. Dozens of anti-war protesters led by "Peace Mom" Cindy Sheehan staked out spots across from television cameras, hoisting signs reading "Impeachment is Patriotic." The protesters were booed by parade watchers sitting in the grandstand.
Either way man -- it's pathetic -- no? It's brutal too -- cuz, once you stop getting coverage, you stop getting paid from George Soros and the other commie organizers.
Diamonds in the back, sun-roof top
Truths
A Few Truths
10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but White people won't admit
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not always equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people won't admit
1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
7. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policies.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
10 Truths white and Hispanic people know but Black people won't admit
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car...
The MRC does best quotes of 2007
“Through every Abu graib and Haditha, through every rape and murder, the American public has indulged those in uniform....We pay the soldiers a decent wage, take care of their families, provide them with housing and medical care and vast social support systems and ship obscene amenities into the war zone for them, we support them in every possible way, and their attitude is that we should in addition roll over and play dead, defer to the military and the generals and let them fight their war, and give up our rights and responsibilities to speak up because they are above society?...
The recent NBC report is just an ugly reminder of the price we pay for a mercenary — oops sorry, volunteer — force that thinks it is doing the dirty work.”
— WashingtonPost.com military columnist William Arkin in a January 30 column reacting to a report by NBC reporter Richard Engel.
Way to support our troops, dipshit -- brainless fucking ingrate. Take a shave flower-child.
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“I think a draft produces a better Army than the one we would have with all volunteers, because I think you get average Americans if you have a draft. And if it’s an all-volunteer Army, you get people who join up because of some problem in their own lives. They don’t have anything else to do, they don’t have a job, or they can’t find what they want to do, so they join the Army. And it doesn’t produce the best Army.”
— CBS’s Andy Rooney on MSNBC’s Imus in the Morning, March 14. [71]
Good old Andy -- You can always count on him for a good bray. Hee-Haww, Andy. by the way -- what is it about being a lib that makes you blind to eyebrows and ear-hair that look like badger-hair shaving bristles??
More fun (with specific categories) here:
The libs at Newsweek Magazine - LOL
Newsweek's Prophetess of Doom Wonders'Why We Were So Stupid'
By Tim Graham December 31, 2007 - 15:43 ET
Some journalists are so confident that we're already cooked by global warming that they're scolding ignorant Americans in advance for all the now-unpreventable doom that's coming our way. Newsweek's Sharon Begley rings in the new year by shaking her head at the Stupid, Soon to Be Overheated Majority and how we'll have to adapt to being cooked:
As scientists and policy types figure out what changes will be necessary to cope with global warming, it's obvious that massive sea walls will be required to hold back rising oceans, that enormous new reservoirs will be needed to cope with the alternating droughts and deluges that many regions will suffer and that a crash program to develop heat- and drought-resistant crops would be a good idea if people are to keep eating.... More here:
Man -- this chick is the dumbest looking fuck I've seen in a while. She buys it all, lock, stock, and barrel -- rofl -- giant sea walls.
Well -- on the bright side, she prolly got laid a lot when she was young -- cuz she'll believe any-fucking-thing she's told -- including, "I love you baby -- I'll just stick the head in."
Yep -- below are the same type of jackasses (and, in some cases the very same ones) 30-40 years ago during "global cooling."
I'd love to see Begley face the idea that news magazines and other scientific sages saw the opposite weather threat in the 1970s. As R. Warren Anderson and Dan Gainor laid out in the Business and Media Institute report Fire and Ice:
Weather warnings in the ’70s from “reputable researchers” worried policy-makers so much that scientists at a National Academy of Sciences meeting “proposed the evacuation of some six million people” from parts of Africa, reported the Times on Dec. 29, 1974.
That article went on to tell of the costly and unnecessary plans of the old Soviet Union. It diverted time from Cold War activities to scheme about diverting the coming cold front.
It had plans to reroute “large Siberian rivers, melting Arctic ice and damming the Bering Strait” to help warm the “frigid fringes of the Soviet Union.”
Newsweek’s 1975 article “The Cooling World” noted climatologists’ admission that “solutions” to global cooling “such as melting the arctic ice cap by covering it with black soot or diverting arctic rivers,” could result in more problems than they would solve.
Libs -- absolutely infuckingcapable of embarrassment, humiliation, or learning. It's like they have some particular synapse blocked in their peas. Perhaps having a memory that only goes back to breakfast has something to do with it.
Are the libs wising up??
By Noel Sheppard January 1, 2008 - 10:29 ETThe new year is beginning with some very serious shots being fired across the bow of the manmade global warming myth and at alarmists using it to advance their deplorable agendas.
Moments after Investor's Business Daily presaged that "2008 just might be the year the so-called scientific consensus that man is causing the Earth to warm begins to crack," the New York Times of all entities published a rather shocking piece pointing fingers at folks like Nobel Laureate Al Gore for being part of a group of "activists, journalists and publicity-savvy scientists who selectively monitor the globe looking for newsworthy evidence of a new form of sinfulness, burning fossil fuels."
This from the New York Times?
Hold on tightly to your seats, folks, for the shocks in this piece came early and often (emphasis added throughout):
The Klown does not capisky
By JOE MANDAK
PITTSBURGH (AP) — Federal air marshals charged a Seattle-area man with groping a female passenger aboard a United Airlines flight that the pilot diverted to Pittsburgh because of the disturbance.
Michael Lamar Holland, 46, appeared before a magistrate on Monday on a charge of abusive sexual contact, according to Ted Hresko, special agent in charge of the Pittsburgh air marshals' office.
Holland had been chatting with a 39-year-old woman Sunday on United Flight 917, which was bound for Seattle from Dulles International Airport near Washington D.C., he said.
"The next thing you know, he's groping her," Hresko said. "The flight attendants asked our (air marshals) to get involved."
A witness saw Holland stroking the woman's hair while she was trying the sleep, according to an affidavit filed with the court. Moments later, Holland fondled the woman who repeatedly objected and tried to get away from him, the affidavit said.
Holland was handcuffed by air marshals and taken to an empty seat in another part of the plane. The pilot opted to divert the flight to Pittsburgh so Holland could be removed, Hresko said. More here:
Yes -- and exactly how did this time and money-wasting overreaction help the situation?
They had him handcuffed in the back of the plane -- search him -- put the cuffs on in the front -- cuff him to the seat -- he wasn't going anywhere -- he wasn't going to be all THAT uncomfortable -- what's the matter with leaving his ass right there until you get to Seattle?
Why waste the other customer's time landing at Pittsburgh? I'll bet it took them 3 hours longer than scheduled -- not to mention wasting lots of jet fuel -- and air traffic controllers changing the schedules of other planes in Pittsburgh and across the nation -- just for this jackass? I mean what kind of brain damage have we suffered as a nation when this is considered prudent behavior?
Don't know? I'll tell you -- jackass slip & fall lawyers are what is behind this kind of stupid shit -- people and companies afraid of being sued (companies training their personnel to react in idiotic ways to avoid lawsuits) -- and I can guarantee -- every time you hear of this type of stupidity, it's due to slip & fall lawyers.
Presidential assassin loose again
By PAUL ELIAS
Associated Press Writer
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Sara Jane Moore, who took a shot at President Ford in a 1975 assassination attempt, was released from prison Monday. Moore, 77, had served about 30 years of a life sentence when she was released from the federal prison in Dublin, east of San Francisco, the Federal Bureau of Prisons said. OK -- why sentence someone to life -- if they aren't going to serve "life.?" Does this make any sense at all? -- I'll answer --- FUCK NO!!!
She was 40 feet away from Ford outside a hotel in San Francisco when she fired a shot at him on Sept. 22, 1975. As she raised her .38- caliber revolver and pulled the trigger, Oliver Sipple, a disabled former Marine standing next to her, pushed up her arm. The bullet flew over Ford's head by several feet. 40 feet? AS IF a lib could hit anything with a pistol from 40 feet.
In recent interviews, Moore said she regretted her actions, saying she was blinded by her radical political views. Ohhhh -- she "regrets" her actions -- well then, fine -- let her out. Let me ask this -- does "regret" restore someone's life? If someone shot at you and made you scared and jumpy for 10 years -- would their "regret" fix it? I'll tell you what -- you attempted to take my life -- but you failed -- now you're my slave for life -- THAT is the call.
"I am very glad I did not succeed. I know now that I was wrong to try," Moore said a year ago in an interview with KGO-TV. Oh -- look everyone -- ain't it cute -- a fucking liberal -- "growing."
Just 17 days before Moore's attempt, Ford survived an attempt on his life in Sacramento by Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme, a follower of Charles Manson.
Moore said that she was convinced at the time that the government had declared war on the left. Hey lady -- you ever hear of "voting?" Or did you figure if you couldn't get what you wanted with legitimate/legal means, then you'd just start killing people and take what you wanted anyway? What was your thought process you fucking brain-dead drug-addled hippie?
"I was functioning, I think, purely on adrenaline and not thinking clearly. I have often said that I had put blinders on and I was only listening to what I wanted to hear," she told KGO.
Moore's confusing background—which included five failed marriages, name changes and involvement with political groups like the Symbionese Liberation Army—baffled the public and even her own defense attorney during her trial. Yes -- everyone was baffled -- cuz, you know, she WASN'T MAKING ANY FUCKING SENSE -- and we're used to our presidential assassins being normal, sane, people.
"I never got a satisfactory answer from her as to why she did it," said retired federal public defender James F. Hewitt. "There was just bizarre stuff, and she would never tell anyone anything about her background." Yes -- what a mystery it is -- a liberal without a brain -- a real stumper.
Oh God, can you imagine this?
Yay, American Newspapers
(Totally Objective newspaper has declared their "Texan Of The Year")
2007 Texan of the Year: The Illegal Immigrant
He is at the heart of a great culture war in Texas – and the nation, credited with bringing us prosperity and blamed for abusing our resources. How should we deal with this stranger among us? Culture war? With whom? There is no "War" jackasses, except for regular Americans telling Congress and the President to do their duty and eject the illegals. Does the word "illegal" mean anything to a lib? I don't think so.
He breaks the law by his very presence. He hustles to do hard work many Americans won't, at least not at the low wages he accepts. The American consumer economy depends on him. America as we have known it for generations may not survive him. That isn't true, moron -- or is your memory short -- it's either memory or education lacking here -- what did America do BEFORE this problem got out of hand? Seems like we all did just fine. Anyway -- since he's so critical to happiness -- why don't you go back over the border with him when he goes, jackass.
We can't seem to live with him and his family, and if we can live without him, nobody's figured out how. LMAO -- we can't live without him? Did you hurt yourself when you said that? How in the hell do you libs just come out with insane fucking statement all the time and not feel embarrassed? HOW?
He's the Illegal Immigrant, and he's the 2007 Dallas Morning News Texan of the Year – for better or for worse. Given the public mood, there seems to be little middle ground in debate over illegal immigrants. Spectacular fights over their presence broke out across Texas this year, adding to the national pressure cooker as only Texas can. More here:
Hey -- Dallas Morning News employess -- the Klown has named you "PINHEADS OF THE YEAR" -- Congrats.
Supreme Court is much smarter than you
Santillan's photos aren't for any picture album or yearbook—they help prove that Mexican youngsters are illegally attending public schools in this California border community.
With too many students and too few classrooms, Calexico school officials took the unusual step of hiring someone to photograph children and document the offenders. Santillan snaps pictures at the city's downtown border crossing and shares the images with school principals, who use them as evidence to kick out those living in Mexico.
Since he started the job two years ago, the number of students in the Calexico school system has fallen 5 percent, from 9,600 to 9,100, while the city's population grew about 3 percent.
"The community asked us to do this, and we responded," school board President Enrique Alvarado said. "Once it starts to affect you personally, when your daughter gets bumped to another school, then our residents start complaining."
Every day along the 1,952-mile border, children from Mexico cross into the United States and attend public schools. No one keeps statistics on how many.
Citizenship isn't the issue for school officials; district residency is.
The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled illegal immigrants have a right to an education, so schools don't ask about immigration status. But citizens and illegal immigrants alike can't falsely claim residency in a school district. More here:
Huh? What in the fuck is the matter with these GENIUSES IN BLACK ROBES? Does it seem to you that this finding is plainly insane? It does to me.
Look -- when you enter the US illegally, then you are FALSELY CLAIMING RESIDENCY -- CAPISCE -- YOU BRAYING SUPREME COURT JACKASSES.
YOU'RE NOT A RESIDENT -- YOU'RE A FUCKING INTRUDER -- A BURGLAR -- YOU BELONG IN JAIL -- NOT ON THE PUBLIC TEAT.
But then, what do I know -- I guess you really have to be smart in order to "really understand" -- right, Supreme Court?
Here's the background in a nutshell -- notice the teacher's unions and CA board of education joined the suit ON BEHALF OF THE ILLEGALS. Thanks, teacher's unions (National Education Association - NEA) -- they are among the most communist/socialist entities in our society.
Behind truly insane public policy mandates in the United States, you often find the U.S. Supreme Court, willfully misinterpreting the Constitution to reach the political result favored by a majority of the justices. (Mark Levin has written extensively about this in his book "Men in Black - How the Supreme Court is Ruining America."
Many of the Supreme Court’s most overreaching decisions have involved the 14th Amendment. For over 30 years, Justice William Brennan–a New Jersey native–was one of the Court’s most inventive and reliably liberal judicial legislators. The “constitutional right” of illegal aliens to public schooling at Americans’ expense is one of the many “implied rights” Brennan discovered, hidden deep between the Constitution’s inky lines.
He manufactured this novel entitlement in his opinion for narrow a 5-4 majority in Plyler v. Doe. [i] Plyler has wreaked havoc on public education (and school finances) ever since.
Plyler was a class action suit brought on behalf of Mexican illegal aliens against the State of Texas, the Texas Education Agency and various Texas school districts. In its finding, the Supreme Court struck down a Texas statute withholding from local school districts any state funds for the education of children who were not legally admitted into the United States.
Observers across the country knew that Plyler was a critical case. Filing briefs for the illegal alien appellees were the American Immigration Lawyers Association, the American Jewish Committee, the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund (briefed by Bill Lann Lee, later President Clinton’s illegally-appointed head of the Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division), the Mexican American Bar Association of Houston, the American Friends Service Committee and the National Education Association.
Incredibly, given the burden Plyler would come to impose on Californians, the California State Board of Education also filed a brief supporting the illegal aliens.
Weighing in for Texas was a far smaller group, including the Federation for American Immigration Reform.
The reason the Court gave for overturning this perfectly reasonable Texas law was the Equal Protection Clause of the 14th Amendment, which reads:
No State shall…deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws. [ii]
Huh? -- You're going to tell me the ACLU wasn't involved in this? Oh sure -- I believe you -- NOT.
I guess it's all about "nuance" -- that's why us dumbasses don't get it.
Hey -- how do you like it when, over your repeated objections, your court and Congress just keep packing your ass full of crap like this and then emptying your pockets to pay for it -- great huh?



