Democrats are the "True Patriots"

Democrats always hate it when you question their patriotism.

The Daily Kos Poem Of The Day: The End To Capitalism

Over at the Daily Kos, diarist Famoso116lex is railing against an evil even greater than George Bush: Capitalism!

In his own words,

"This poem is to re-enforce people that are from the middle class and poor class to fight capatilism. This poem is dedicated to the real patriots of America. The poem has been created to condition the mind into fighting exploitation. This poem encourages people of all walks of life to fight capatilism."

Trapped in a machine that only nourishes the rich
Like a glitch in the system that hard to catch
And bombs that drop on kids with legs detached
Women, Children, and Men for Oil!
Is this the "Freedom" you bring to the New World?
Amerikkka Now Hides Behind A New Freedom
The one that gives you death instead of Life
Why Don't you just get up and fight?
Stop Wasting your time in Protest and Strikes
The plight of the poor is at an increasing rate
Why don't you allow yourself to be suicidal and late our economy crash?
Let the remains of bodies relapse into Freedom.
Revolution is The Death of the American Stock Market.
Let us join hands and resist temptations, and remove the need to buy from our sight and ears.
This Time we Will Win!
Sing a hymn towards the Federalist Building...
Sing Along,..
Stop, Buying Commodities....hymnnn
Stop, For a minute and call in sick...hymnnn
Stop, for a minute a break a government vehicles glass...hymnnnn
Stop, for a minute and graffiti the Walls of Revolution.AND stop the War...hymnnnn
Stop, for a minute and stop the Market...Hymnnnn!!!
Stop, for a minute and clog up the toilets... Hymnnn
Stop for a minute stop paying your Taxes...Hymnnn!!!
Stop. But Don't stop for a Minute if the poor and middle class create a Revolution!

Well -- no big surprises here:

1 - It's a democrat against capitalism

2 - It's a democrat who can't spell capitalism

3 - It's a democrat who can't form good metaphors (A machine that "nourishes?" - and I'll stop there)

4 - It's a democrat who is against the plan of the founding fathers and yet calls himself a 'true patriot."

5 - It's a democrat who has smoked far too much weed ... recently.

6 - In case you've been living under a rock for 10 years -- "The Daily Kos" is one of the 'Big 2" liberal democrat websites -- the other being "Moveon.org."

7 - And finally, good luck getting the poor welfare recipients to revolt, jackass.

Mike Huckabee's positions

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, a Southern Baptist preacher who has surged in Iowa with evangelical Christian support, bristled Tuesday when asked if creationism should be taught in public schools.

Huckabee—who raised his hand at a debate last May when asked which candidates disbelieved the theory of evolution—asked this time why there is such a fascination with his beliefs.

"I believe God created the heavens and the Earth," he said at a news conference with Iowa pastors who murmured, "Amen."

"I wasn't there when he did it, so how he did it, I don't know," Huckabee said.

But he expressed frustration that he is asked about it so often, arguing with the questioner that it ultimately doesn't matter what his personal views are.

"That's an irrelevant question to ask me—I'm happy to answer what I believe, but what I believe is not what's going to be taught in 50 different states," Huckabee said. "Education is a state function. The more state it is, and the less federal it is, the better off we are."

And here is Mike's position on taxes -- and he supports the Fair Tax.

I'd like you to join me at the best "Going Out of Business" sale I can imagine - one held by the Internal Revenue Service. Am I running for president to shut down the federal government? Not exactly. But I am running to completely eliminate all federal income and payroll taxes. And do I mean all - personal federal, corporate federal, gift, estate, capital gains, alternative minimum, Social Security, Medicare, self-employment.

More on Mike's positions on different issues here:

I like how Mike capiskys Federalism - i.e. The pushing of power back to the states.

The federal government just keeps on pulling the power of the states, making them weaker and weaker - and they use every little loophole in the constitution to justify it (we're not giving the states federal road money if they don't comply to the speed limits and other ridiculous standards we set at the federal level.)

Mark Levin says the states would NEVER have ratified the constitution if, they thought for one second, they would be nothing more than administrative appendages of the federal government. (Which, it seems to me, they have become.)

Also -- notice that he used to be a fat guy -- so he understands *sniff* our plight. Now if we could just get him to toughen up a bit on illegal immigration -- he's against it but he needs to be a little tougher on it.

Who can resist a bun in spikes?

From Bits and Pieces:

Completely objective news anchor

Brian Williams Veteran journalist who became anchor of NBC Nightly News in 2004, replacing Tom Brokaw

My nominee for 2007 Person of the Year is a woman--a woman with a history of abuse, a woman who has never run for elective office, someone we all know, someone who makes her presence known on a daily basis in all our lives and, for my money, is better than any male alternative. That woman is Mother Earth. I think the environment is the compelling issue of our time.

Yes -- of course you do, leftist jackass.

Oh, man -- there WOULD be retribution

Tampa, Florida - Tanesha Young, 24, thought her husband was cheating on her, so she poured hot grease all over him. That's according to a report from Tampa Police.

After Antone Neely fell asleep, Young poured hot grease on him that burned the majority of his body.

Young is being held without bond at the Hillsborough County Jail and has been charged with aggravated battery with great bodily harm.

The husband remains at Tampa General Hospital.

They're coming for your money

Historic vote on global warming

A U.S. Senate committee is scheduled for an historic vote on a global warming bill this week, perhaps as early as Wednesday. Environmental groups are planning a flurry of press conferences tomorrow (12/4/2007) to try to influence the vote. More here:

Hey Klown -- if it's "scientific fact," then why do they have to vote on it? Wouldn't that be like voting on whether the sky is blue?

Good question. The answer is -- this has nothing to do with science and everything to do with taking more of your freedom and money. Almost ALL these jackasses wish they could tax you more -- it's just that the only ones who admit it are the democrats.

With "Global warming" though, they can get at your money without saying they are going to increase taxes. Increase taxes? Why Nooooo -- we're just going to put some regulations on BIG, EVIL CORPORATIONS. Of course, we'll need money to administrate the program so we'll need to charge some "fees" -- and I'll contact my Uncle Jim to see if he needs a job in the program.

No need to worry though -- the big companies will just absorb this as a cost of doing business -- they'll never pass their increased costs along to you. As I'm sure you know -- complying with government regulations is free.

I'm starting to think that our government is MUCH more corrupt than I ever thought. Cuz the only other explanation is that the congressmen are much dumber than I thought -- and that's almost impossible.

SURPRISE - TIGER MAULS MAN

LOS ANGELES (Dec. 4) - A caretaker (Chris Orr) at Tippi Hedren's animal sanctuary was critically mauled by a Bengal tiger, an attack the actress blamed not on the animal - but on breeders.

Orr was cleaning an enclosure with the tiger's primary caretaker when the 450-pound animal jumped him, said Hedren's publicist, Harlan Boll.

"Chris was bitten in the neck, and he had some scratch marks," Harlan Boll said. "He's in stable condition, and we're waiting to see how he reacts to the antibiotics."

"Alexander was not playing; he jumped him," Boll said.

"This is a terrible shock to us," Hedren told The Associated Press in a phone interview.

Hedren said she didn't know what may have set the 4-year-old tiger off.

"We'll never know why these animals do these things," Hedren said.

Hedren, best known for her performances in Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" and "Marnie," founded the preserve in the early 1970s and lives on the property, in the high desert about 40 miles northeast of Los Angeles. More here:

Yes -- a giant, wild, meat-eating predator just jumps up and bites a guy -- what a shocker -- a mystery -- these things NEVER happen.

Queasy

YEssssss -- I PROMISE!!

Found it at GOC:

Microphone check on the hill

Well then, that's the end of it, right?

CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) - President Hugo Chavez suffered a stunning defeat Monday in a referendum that would have let him run for re-election indefinitely and impose a socialist system in this major U.S. oil provider.

Voters defeated the sweeping measures Sunday by a vote of 51 percent to 49 percent, said Tibisay Lucena, chief of the National Electoral Council, with voter turnout at just 56 percent.

Echoing words he spoke when as an army officer he was captured and jailed for leading a failed 1992 coup, he said: "For now, we couldn't."

Yes -- "For now" -- I'm guessing we haven't heard the end of him -- but, for the record, I no longer care about the idiots in Venezuela -- if they can only turn out 56% of their people to vote on something as big as this -- fuck them -- they deserve to be treated like doormats.

Now -- if I were a rich person in Venezuela, I would be making my escape plans right NOW. Sell and get the hell out before Chavez "shares" my stuff -- and many already have.

Here's a recent headline from the New York Times -- One of the top enemies of capitalism:

Chávez’s Vision Shares Wealth and Centers Power

Uh, s'cuse me, but -- "SHARING" is when one person does have something and "SHARES" it (voluntarily) with another.

"Robbery" is when one person doesn't have something and "TAKES" it (by force) from another.

The commie "vision" of "REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH" is just robbery by the government -- nothing more. I love how the NYT calls it "sharing" though -- cuz if they rename robbery, people will believe them.

Jeez -- if only someone like Aristotle had thought this through and written extensively about it.

What's that you say? America's founding fathers studied Aristotle? Really? You mean Aristotle wrote about this and concluded that communism (and also true democracy - aka "mob rule") wasn't really the best way to freedom?

Wow -- someone really should inform the NYT -- you know -- so they can let the people know. I'm sure they'd want to let the people know this -- front page -- day after day -- you know -- for the good and education of the American people.

Unless, of course, the NYT disagreed with Aristotle -- thought they were smarter than Aristotle -- perhaps then they'd promote communism day after day -- redefine words like "sharing" and so forth. Rat bastards.

Do you prefer "Comrade" or "Professor"?

This is Mark Rupert -- this is what an anti-American college "professor" (sorry, that was almost redundant) looks like. Way to go, Mark -- your parents must be so proud.

Excerpt:
In October, Marine Major Christian Devine sent an e-mail to Mark Rupert, chair of political science in the Maxwell School of Citizenship and Public Affairs. Devine asked if Rupert's department would be interested in a talk by college-age members of a military program known as "Why We Serve."

Rupert turned down the offer.

That kind of one-sided message runs contrary to a departmental mission to "foster open and honest discussion," Rupert said Wednesday. (The very LAST thing a liberal wants is open and honest discussion.)

After responding to Devine, Rupert made copies of the e-mails available to other faculty members. In that way, the matter came to the attention of Bill Coplin, chair of Maxwell's Public Affairs Program.

Coplin is teaching an honors class focused on ways to improve undergraduate education. One of the topics selected by the class, he said, was whether American universities slant toward left-wing positions. After learning of Rupert's decision about "Why We Serve," Coplin said, he brought the question to his students, who decided to ask Rupert to come in and explain.

Rupert did. The students listened, he said, "but I think they had already made up their minds." He told them he had no objection to the servicemen speaking on campus; he simply did not see this particular offer as appropriate to the mission of his department. In the end, the honors class decided to host "Why We Serve," on behalf of the Public Affairs Program.

Through Devine, the students put together a forum in which three members of the military representing the Air Force, the Marine Corps and the Army will make a presentation Friday at 3 p.m. in the Grant Auditorium at the SU College of Law.

"I didn't understand the problem with having the actual troops come and speak," said Katelyn Hancock, a student who helped to organize the event. "We can have Michael Moore come and speak on campus, but the troops can't come?" More here:

Hey -- Rupert -- Jam it up your ass, Commie fuck. It appears more and more students are wising up to you jackass liberals.

Helen Thomas - Lib reporter - PWNED

Found it at Ace's blog:
And he found it at NRO:

An exchange between Helen Thomas and Dana Perino (The Presidink's press secretary)

Q Why should we depend on him?

MS. PERINO: Because he is the commander on the ground, Helen. He's the one who is making sure that the situation is moving —

Q You mean how many more people we kill?

MS. PERINO: Helen, I find it really unfortunate that you use your front row position, bestowed upon you by your colleagues, to make such statements. This is a — it is an honor and a privilege to be in the briefing room, and to suggest that we, at the United States, are killing innocent people is just absurd and very offensive.

Q Do you know how many we have since the start of this war?

MS. PERINO: How many — we are going after the enemy, Helen. To the extent that any innocent Iraqis have been killed, we have expressed regret for it.

Q Oh, regret. It doesn't bring back a life.

MS. PERINO: Helen, we are in a war zone, and our military works extremely hard to make sure that everyone has the opportunity for liberty and freedom and democracy, and that is exactly what they are doing.

I'm going to move on.
Here's what Helen, the "objective jourrrrrrnalist" looks like.

Big misunderstanding - didn't mean to kill

Suspects in Court for Taylor Slaying

Police have said the four suspects were intent on stealing, not killing.

"Murder or shooting someone was not their initial motive," Miami-Dade County police Director Robert Parker said.

Right - and we all know that home-invasion and robbery aren't very serious crimes -- right? -- and heck -- they didn't even MEAN to murder the guy -- perhaps we should just let them go with a stern warning.

Early Monday, Taylor and his longtime girlfriend, Jackie Garcia, were awakened by loud noises at his home. He grabbed a machete for protection, but within moments, someone broke through the bedroom door and fired two shots, one hitting Taylor in the upper leg.

Yes -- they just broke through the door and then the gun started shooting itself.

Here's how it prolly happinked -- WOOPSIE -- BLAM -- WHOA THERE -- BLAM -- OH GOD, BLAM -- WOOPSIE DAISY -- BLAM BLAM BLAM.

Neither the couple's 18-month-old daughter, also named Jackie, nor Garcia were injured.

The bullet damaged the femoral artery in Taylor's leg, causing significant blood loss. He never regained consciousness and died early Tuesday.

The suspects all have prior arrests, according to Lee County Sheriff's Office records.

Here's what fuckwitted shitstains look like.

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IDIOT politicians don't capisky

Clinton Booed at Heartland Forum

The senator was asked if she would "make a decision to give undocumented immigrants a path to citizenship" during her first 100 days in office. Clinton responded saying, "I have been favoring a plan to citizenship for years. I voted for it in the Senate, I have spoke out about it around Iowa and the country and in my campaign. And as president comprehensive immigration reform will be a high priority for me."

Soft booing could be heard from the audience. The man repeated his question about the first 100 days. Clinton replied, "Well you've to get congress to pass the legislation and the president to do as much as possible, which I will do." Louder boos came from the crowd.

What in the fuck is wrong with these complete fucking morons that they can't get it through their thick skulls that AMERCIANS DON'T WANT AMNESTY FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS??

There must be HUGE money somewhere in this deal .. there is no sane reason for them to want to sell us down the river, and yet ... they want it so bad, they're like teenage boys -- they don't fucking listen.

I mean, AS IF we haven't used the "Now c'mon, baby -- let me just put the head in gently -- I swear -- If you don't like it, I'll pull it right out -- I SWEAR."

My Hero hates this guy, but I like him

Savage lawsuit calls CAIR 'vehicle of international terrorism'Accuses group of seeking 'harm to those who speak against violent agenda'

Trend-setting radio talk show host Michael Savage has filed a copyright infringement lawsuit against the Council on Islamic-American Relations, and has accused the organization of being a "political vehicle of international terrorism" that seeks to do "material harm to those voices who speak against the violent agenda of CAIR's clients."

The lawsuit, filed in U.S. District Court in California, seeks damages equal to the ongoing donations from CAIR supporters "who expect CAIR to act in this manner in exchange for continuing financial support" as well as "actual damages according to proof."

A spokesman for Savage indicated the top-rated talk show host would have no further comment, saying the text of the lawsuit itself would answer questions.

The focal point of the lawsuit is a series of audio clips CAIR has been using in its promotions and fundraising efforts.

Those comments from Savage's show include his criticisms of Islam and Muslims, including:

"I'm not gonna put my wife in a hijab. And I'm not gonna put my daughter in a burqa. And I'm not getting' on my all-fours and braying to Mecca. And you could drop dead if you don't like it. You can shove it up your pipe. I don't wanna hear any more about Islam. I don't wanna hear one more word about Islam. Take your religion and shove it up your behind. I'm sick of you."

But the lawsuit maintains such comments, taken in context, are Savage's verbal expression of the feelings of many Americans.

Get their misrepresentin' asses, Mikey.

Try this -- fairly weird

Found it at Bits and Pieces:


Click here for a cool illusion:

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Yeah -- get out, ingrates

Found it at Bits and Pieces:

Totally unbiased jourrrrnalist

Oh pipe down you dumb fucking snatch. You're on TV, not down with your lib buddies sipping lattes at Starbucks. Of course, MSNBC viewers are mostly libs so I guess it won't get you fired.

The killing has not yet begun

'I still cannot believe this is happening,' says teddy bear teacher as mob bays for her blood

Spitting hatred, thousands of hardline Islamists called for British teacher Gillian Gibbons to be shot yesterday.

They streamed out of mosques in the Sudanese capital, Khartoum, shouting: "Kill her, kill her, kill her by firing squad."

One man brandished a giant sword, others carried axes, clubs, ceremonial swords and knives. (Uh-- ceremonial? -- what "ceremony? Melon-lopping?")

"I still cannot believe this," she said, "Never in my life would I have ever thought I would be accused of deliberately insulting someone or something. I am simply not like that.

The divorced mother of two, who began working in Khartoum in August, added: "I just feel so sad. I came to Sudan looking forward to things going smoothly and safely. Now it's all over for me and I will be sent home. It has been a nightmare.
(Sent home? She wants to stay? -- Holy brain-block Batman.)

"It was my dream to come here so why should I have come and then insulted Islam?

"If I was that type of person I would have never come in the first place or I could have done that sort of thing in London or Liverpool."

Don't worry, hippie-lady -- once they hear that, they'll understand and everything will be back to normal. Jeez -- how stupid is this lady -- she thinks all that stuff matters? She's got to be the slowest-learning hippie on the planet.

Protesters, who had heard hardline sermons at Friday prayers, waved banners proclaiming "Punishment, punishment, punishment", and chanted: "Shame, shame on the UK" and "No tolerance - execution."

Others yelled: "No one lives who insults the prophet."
Can you even imagine someone saying this?

Hundreds of police looked on but did nothing to disrupt the protest, a clear indication, observers said, that it had been condoned by the fundamentalist government.

Western journalists and observers were told to leave after demonstrators headed towards them, moving their hands across their throats in a gesture of execution. More here:

Hardline clerics, who hold considerable influence with the government, have sought to whip up public anger, calling her action part of a Western plot to damage Islam.

Yes -- "Clerics"

Definition: A cleric is a member of the clergy of a religion, especially one that has trained or ordained priests, preachers, or other religious professionals.

Funny -- I don't find "Long-knife-wielding, bloodthirsty, uneducated, filthy-assed shitforbrains in that definition anywhere ... yet the press loves to call them "clerics."

Hey -- AMERICAN PRESS JACKASSES - these people aren't "hardline clerics" -- they are fucking radical extremists who would kill you at the drop of a turban. Got me? And they entice their "followers" to feel the same way -- start calling them what they are.

I believe the killing has not even begun --- but when it does begin, oh man.