Gotta love Pat Sajak

There have been so many debates and interviews and columns and profiles and polls, it’s hard to believe the election for president is still about 11 months away. Recently, celebrity endorsements have been making news, with Oprah Winfrey saying she would campaign for Barack Obama and Barbra Streisand making the not-so-stunning announcement that she was supporting Hillary Clinton.

Does anyone decide which candidate to choose based on the recommendation of a TV talk show host or a singer/actress? If any group of citizens is uniquely unqualified to tell someone else how to vote, it’s those of us who live in the sheltered, privileged arena of celebrityhood. It’s one thing to buy an ab machine because Chuck Norris recommends it (he’s in good shape, isn’t he?) or a grill because George Foreman’s name is on it (he’s a great guy, so it must be a great grill!), but the idea of choosing the Leader of the Free World based on the advice of someone who lives in the cloistered world of stardom seems a bit loony to me. The rest of his article here:

Tell 'em Pat.

One word conspicuously missing

Paris suburb riots called 'a lot worse' than in 2005

PARIS: The rituals and acts of rage have an eerie sameness to them: roving gangs of angry youths clashing with the riot police in France's edgy suburbs, the government appealing for calm, local officials and residents complaining that their problems are ignored.

Two years after an orgy of violence in which rioters in more than 300 suburbs and towns torched cars, trashed businesses and ambushed the riot police and firefighters, Villiers-le-Bel and several nearby suburbs of Paris similarly have erupted in violence and destruction.

In one sense, the unrest seems to be more menacing than during the early days of the three weeks of rioting in 2005. Then, the youth seemed disorganized, their destruction largely caused by rock-throwing and arson and aimed at the closest and easiest targets, like cars. This time, hunting shotguns, as well as gasoline bombs and rocks, have been turned on the police.

"From what our colleagues on the scene tell us, this is a situation that is a lot worse than what we saw in 2005," Patrice Ribeiro, a police officer and senior union official, told RTL radio Tuesday. He added, "A line was crossed last night, that is to say, they used weapons, they used weapons and fired on the police. This is a real guerrilla war."

Ribeiro warned that the police, who have struggled to avoid excessive force, would not be fired upon indefinitely without responding. The rest here:

Yes -- well -- two things:

1 - You didn't do shit to them the last time they rioted. In fact, there were some neighborhoods the cops refused to go into ... and I don't blame them ... they're not allowed to stop rioters ... or anyone else ... they're only allowed to ask nicely, I guess.

Anyway -- now everyone is surprised when it's worse this time. I'd love to see the look of stupor and wonder on these people's faces when the sun comes up every morning. I often wonder how entire masses of people can be so fucking stupid and let the media and the political-correctness crowd lead them like cows over cliffs.

2 - I read the entire two pages of this article -- and nowhere does it mention the word "Muslim." I guess it's a big secret that the rioters are Muslims. The media doesn't want you to know or you'll jump to the wrong conclusion (i.e. the conclusion THEY don't want you to come to) -- you know -- cuz you're just a big, lumbering, jackass of a dipshit who can't think for him/herself.

Hey Klown -- how do you know they're Muslims?

Well -- I suspected it when I noticed the media had left out any description of these peeps except "youths." So I googled 'er. Here's just ONE of the links I found.

Retarded Fuckwits Conclude "Study"

Climate change makes bats drop dead: study

Scorching heatwaves linked to climate change have caused thousands of Australian bats to drop dead after flapping their wings in a desperate bid to cool off, according to a study published Wednesday.

On one day alone in 2002, up to six percent of the flying foxes in a nine colonies in New South Wales died when temperatures hit 42 degrees Celsius (107.5 degrees Fahrenheit), according to the study.

Most alarming, said the biologists, was the mortality rate among young bats, as high as 50 percent.

"The effects of temperature extremes on flying foxes highlight complex implications of climate change for behaviour, demography and species survival," says the study, published by the Royal Society, Britain's de-facto academy of sciences. More here:

Yes -- these bats dropped dead of climate change. Please believe us -- PLEEEEEEZZZEE.

But Klown -- the overall temperature difference in the past 100 years or so is around 1.5 degrees centigrade (If you can believe their "measurements.".) And hasn't there always been large die-offs of these bats whenever the temp gets very high in the summer?

Yes -- what's your point -- these "scientists" did the research with government grants and they need more "research" money -- so they don't have to get REAL FUCKING JOBS!!!!

In addition, the media is helping them wash brains so that nobody wants to be called a witch -- uh -- I mean "global warming denier."

Have you ever noticed -- these people are taking your money and claiming they're "saving" something -- doesn't matter what it is -- it needs saving -- earth, whales, baby seals, bats -- they're all doomed unless you pay.

But Klown, I'm not paying -- I don't have to pay -- I just have to recycle and take better care of the earth by not using styrofoam etc.

Mmmm-Hmmm -- right -- think again earth-boy.

I don't wanna seem like a witch - cackle

From Newsbusters:

Not Prejudiced,
But 'I Don't Want...a Colored Man' for President
By Brent Baker November 27, 2007 - 21:03 ET

In the self-incriminating quote of the night, an unidentified white man, in a Tuesday night CBS Evening News story on Barack Obama, insisted “I don't want to sound prejudiced or anything,” but then proceeded to declare: “I don't want to vote for a colored man to be our President.” The soundbite aired during a piece from Dean Reynolds on Obama's racial identity and how it gives some blacks “pause” because “he is not the descendant of African slaves, but is the son of a white mother and a Kenyan father.” Reynolds, reporting from Portsmouth, New Hampshire, concluded by observing that “of course, there are whites who will never vote for Obama because he is black.” The unidentified man, standing in what looked like a store, then asserted in a soundbite:

I don't want to sound prejudiced or anything, but for one I'm not gonna, I don't want to vote for a colored man to be our President.

The CBSNews.com online version of the Reynolds story identified the man only as “one South Carolina voter.”

Oh God, is that rich. He uses the term "colored" instead of his usual "nigger" in front of the TV cameras -- and then starts his statement with "I don't wanna seem prejudiced .. "

SEEM prejudiced -- ROFL. He prolly left the interview thinking "Yeah -- they bought it -- I think they bought it -- nobody will know I'm a witch -- since I told them I didna wanna SEEM like a witch (which lets them know that I think witches are bad news.)

Hysterical -- I mean, even most dumb KKK types are smarter than to say that stupid shit.

YES -- CBS reporter nails dumbshit in South Carolina -- hell -- that isn't even sporting -- capisce?

Hey -- Dean Reynolds -- REPORTER -- you're lucky you aren't working for me -- I'd have fired your raggedy ass. You let that guy walk out of the interview without getting him to say he's a conservative or Republican. Big meat-a-ball over the plate like that and you only got a small piece of it -- BENCHED.

I'm not biased - but I hate Rush Limbaugh

From Newsbusters:

Bozell Column: Tom Brokaw vs. Talk Radio
By Brent Bozell November 27, 2007 - 22:39 ET

In the musty but hallowed halls of the Old Media, the first item for target practice is often the New Media, the ones formed and made popular by the atrocious biases of their predecessors. The Old Media continue watching their numbers bleed away; continue to paint themselves as fair and balanced, despite the preponderance of evidence to the contrary; and continue to smear the New Media, especially talk radio, as the divisive haters and fact-manglers ruining civil discourse in America.

Former NBC News anchor Tom Brokaw is on the publicity tour for his new book "Boom!" about the 1960s. On the November 26 Laura Ingraham show, when he was challenged with his soundbite broadsiding talk radio as "instantly jingoistic and savagely critical" of war protesters, Brokaw quickly put his anti-radio rant back into rotation.

He suggested incivility was a "big cancer" on America, and talk radio is the number one tumor. Front and center in Brokaw’s pathology was Limbaugh: "My problem with the whole spectrum is there is not -- you know what Rush’s, what his whole drill is. He doesn’t want to hear another point of view. Except his."

Yes -- tell us all about it, unbiased Tom Tse Tung.

Talk radio is communism's -- OOPS -- I mean, "America's" number one enemy -- right -- COMRADE BROKAW?

The sight of your face makes me want to puke.

Mole man dug up

Homeless Man Found Living In Elaborate Underground Home

A homeless contractor known as the "mole man" dug a multi-room 200-square foot home underground in Fresno that surprised police when they recently stumbled upon a hidden entrance.

The home had a bed, a leak-proof roof, a kitchen and escape hatch, Local 6 reported.

Tracy said it took him about 2 months with a shovel and other tools to carve out the underground rooms. More here:

Contractor? Is that all? Shee-yit man, I've heard of homeless astronauts living underground -- this guy ain't nuttin' but a lowly contractor and he's gittin' all this fuss?

LMAO liberal jourrrrrnalist -- "contractor" -- ha ha -- HEY -- GIVE ME A DOLLAR, you FUCKWIT. "ELABORATE" -- "CONTRACTOR" -- HA HA HA HA HA! Good one -- really.

What's the next word in this series?

From Bits and Pieces:


BUGLES UNREST GROTTO LETTER ESTEEM ______

I'm glad to report that I figured it out after a few minutes of staring at it -- the way to the answer dawned on me just as I was about to give up.

Watch the comments -- I'm sure one of our residink Einsteins will post the answer.

Trivial information

Want to know the story behind the theme song from Cheers?

Here are some of the original lyrics:

Singing the blues when the Red Sox lose
It’s a crisis in your life
On the run ‘cause all your girlfriends
Want to be your wife
And the laundry ticket’s in the wash

Click Bits and Pieces for the rest:

Homeless Bill - He's needy

From Bit's and Pieces:

Hey Bill -- ever think of taking a fucking SHAVE, JACKASS?

Bill must be a lib -- he can't capisky why he can't have a rich woman (or prolly any woman.) He thinks he ought to be able to dress up like a complete jackass and not have it held against him -- you know -- by open-minded intelligent peeps who know that looks aren't everything?

Is that about right, homeless Bill? Gee, I wonder what cruel and unusual set of timing and circumstances combined to make you homeless? Prolly the same ones that made me a sarcastic fat nitwit. Oh -- the sorrow.

Rape victim tells story

Remember that Saudi girl who got gang raped and then got 200 lashes because she was out with a man and she wasn't accompanied by a relative?


Here's her story in her own words:

Yes -- we're all stunned

Hockey brawl between 8-year-olds stuns police

GUELPH, Ont. -- Six hockey players and two coaches were suspended following a brawl between two teams of eight-year-olds in Guelph last week that has stunned police.

Three players each from the Duffield Devils and Niagara Falls Thunder novice triple-A teams, and their respective coaches, were ejected from the Guelph Power Play Tournament on Friday after a brawl during a game.

"These are eight-year-olds," said Staff Sgt. Neal Young of Guelph Police.

"How ridiculous is that?"

Police were called to the arena shortly before 6 p.m. Friday. A small fight had broken out between players on the ice and both coaches sent more players from the bench to join in the fracas, Young said.

A member of the Niagara Falls coaching staff approached the Duffield bench and allegedly spit in the face of a Duffield coach, he said.

Police seized video footage from parents who were recording the game and will review it.

Power Play tournament chairman Jeff Hiller was hesitant to discuss the incident.

"We're not commenting on it at this time," he said Saturday.

"There is an ongoing investigation."

While several players and their coaches were suspended, organizers did not feel it was appropriate to eject the teams from the tournament, Hiller said. More here:

Huh? Not appropriate to eject the teams from the tournament? Well then what behavior WOULD justify ejection? Don't answer, shitforbrains liberals.

If you spank, you're going to jail

Lawmakers To Consider Spanking Ban
Nurse Wants State To Outlaw Corporal Punishment

BOSTON -- Lawmakers on Beacon Hill are set to consider a proposed ban on spanking children in the commonwealth.

NewsCenter 5's Shiba Russell reported that the issue is set for debate at a Statehouse hearing Wednesday morning.

The Boston Herald reported that State Rep. Jay Kaufman filed the spanking ban petition at the request of an Arlington, Mass., nurse who wants Massachusetts to become the first state in the country to stop corporal punishment.

If this proposal does become law and parents are caught hitting their children who are under the age of 18, they could be charged with abuse or neglect.

Is there no end to the idiocy of these libs?

An excerpt from a Ben Stein essay:

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn’t spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock’s son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he’s talking about. And we said OK.

Now we’re asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don’t know right from wrong, and why it doesn’t bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

If you're wondering about the politics of Dr. Spock:

Spock was the People's Party candidate in the 1972 United States presidential election with a platform that called for free medical care, the repeal of "victimless crime" laws, including the legalization of abortion, homosexuality, and marijuana, a guaranteed minimum income for families and the immediate withdrawal of all American troops from foreign countries. (People's party=commies, in case you didna know.)

In 1972, Spock, Julius Hobson (his Vice Presidential candidate), Linda Jenness (Socialist Workers Party Presidential candidate), and Socialist Workers Party Vice Presidential candidate Andrew Pulley wrote to Major General Bert A. David, commanding officer of Fort Dix, asking for permission to distribute campaign literature and to hold an election-related campaign meeting. On the basis of Fort Dix regulations 210-26 and 210-27, General David refused the request. Spock, Hobson, Jenness, Pulley, and others then filed a case that ultimately made its way to the United States Supreme Court (424 U.S. 828 -- Greer, Commander, Fort Dix Military Reservation, et al., v. Spock et al), which ruled against the plaintiffs.

Wow -- Big shocker, huh?

Personally, I hope they pass this law in California and Massachussetts and anywhere else there is a gathering of morons. I can't wait until the parents are being hauled into court based upon accusations by their spoiled little crap piles.

Even better -- when the kids grow up with the inevitable "they can't do nuttin' to me" attitudes, they'll be murdering their own parents -- you know -- for "not doing enough for me."

Reporter thinks veterans=mincing pussies

Anthem Skipped Before Monday Night Game

PITTSBURGH (AP) - Sports in America start with the national anthem. The Dolphins- Steelers game was an exception.

Rushing to begin the nationally televised matchup following a 25- minute weather delay, the NFL chose to skip the anthem Monday night before Miami played Pittsburgh. The game started without any of the traditional pregame ceremonies, except the coin toss, and neither team was introduced on the public address system.

According to the Steelers, the NFL wanted the game to begin as soon as possible following the delay. Several more minutes would have been needed to set up a microphone and sound equipment at midfield, where the anthem is traditionally performed at Steelers games.

There was no apparent fan reaction to the omission, which occurred as many fans were scrambling to get back to their seats for the kickoff. The fans were ordered to leave the lower seating bowl at Heinz Field when lightning and a heavy rain resulted in both teams being waved off the field during pregame warmups.

The teams warmed up for an additional nine minutes before the game began at 8:55 p.m. EST. Pittsburgh won 3-0 on Jeff Reed's 24-yard field goal with 17 seconds remaining.

National anthems are rarely televised during NFL games, with the Super Bowl being an exception, so there was no indication if any veterans groups were unhappy with the omission.

Huh? As if veterans groups have a chip on their shoulder and are just LOOKING for the slightest sign that someone MAY HAVE "disrespected" them??

Uh -- NO, JACKASS LIBERAL OBJECTIVE JOURRRRRNALIST-- you'd be thinking of the groups headed by such luminaries as Jesse Jackasson, Al Sharpton, Gloria Steinham, Cindy Sheehan, and their ilk.

Speaking strictly for myself, I didn't serve in the military because sports people play the national anthem before games ... and I don't give a shit whether you play the anthem before games or not ... because it doesn't define who I am ... i.e. it doesn't affect me and I don't have to whine in front of TV cameras and demand others respect me. A more pathetic exercise, I cannot imagine.

I respect myself and that's enough -- period. Lord knows I didn't serve in the military because I was trying to get the respect of the media/liberals in this country. And you can save the "libs respect the troops" speech for some college sophomore who believes it -- fuck you, libs.

Then Klown -- why did you serve in the military?

It's a mystery, isn't it lib-boy -- when you find the answer, you'll no longer be a pitiful hapless lib.

Heh - Tick Tock, Mikey

Would you hit it?

Suicide note makes compelling case

From The Onion:

SHERMAN OAKS, CA—Though friends and family of Michael Swinton, 15, were initially devastasted upon hearing the news of his recent suicide, many agreed Thursday that the explanatory note he penned prior to his death made surprisingly compelling points supporting his decision to take his own life.

"At first, all I could think was what a tragedy it was that he'd thrown away his life like this," said Swinton's mother, Debra. "But I was ultimately swayed by the part in which he talked about how he no longer wanted to be an emotional burden on everyone, and how everything would be easier if he were gone. It's hard to argue with that kind of logic."

According to Swinton's father, Charles, burying a child is the worst thing for a parent to endure, but at least the note explained that he will no longer have to feel guilty when showering his younger, more athletic son with love and attention.

Give it to me -- GIVE IT

Older white women - Kenya's sex tourists
A Kenyan man walks with an unidentified tourist at the Jomo Kenyatta Public Beach in the coastal town of Mombasa Nov. 15, 2007.

By Jeremy Clarke

MOMBASA, Kenya (Reuters) - Bethan, 56, lives in southern England on the same street as best friend Allie, 64.

They are on their first holiday to Kenya, a country they say is "just full of big young boys who like us older girls".

Hard figures are difficult to come by, but local people on the coast estimate that as many as one in five single women visiting from rich countries are in search of sex.

Allie and Bethan -- who both declined to give their full names -- said they planned to spend a whole month touring Kenya's palm-fringed beaches. They would do well to avoid the country's tourism officials.

"It's not evil," said Jake Grieves-Cook, chairman of the Kenya Tourist Board, when asked about the practice of older rich women traveling for sex with young Kenyan men.

"But it's certainly something we frown upon."

Also, the health risks are stark in a country with an AIDS prevalence of 6.9 percent. Although condom use can only be guessed at, Julia Davidson, an academic at Nottingham University who writes on sex tourism, said that in the course of her research she had met women who shunned condoms -- finding them too "businesslike" for their exotic fantasies.

The white beaches of the Indian Ocean coast stretched before the friends as they both walked arm-in-arm with young African men, Allie resting her white haired-head on the shoulder of her companion, a six-foot-four 23-year-old from the Maasai tribe. More here:

Yes -- upon it, we frown. We don't know why we don't like it -- but we don't like it. Here in Kenya, we've solved all the problems of crime and poverty etc so we've got it down to where the major problems are old, white ladies trying to cum until their ears bleed.

Those old white ladies simply must be stopped -- they're just orgasm junkies. I shall dedicate my life to developing a vaccine for this scourge called "Jungle fever."

Har -- Can't wait for THIS show

Darnell in Defense of the ‘Truth’
Fox Executive Talks About the Network’s Controversial Lie Detector Show
By James Hibberd

“Last time I felt like this was before ‘Joe Millionaire,’” said Mike Darnell, sitting in his office wearing his trademark cowboy boots.

“This is going to be the talk of the town and knocked out of the park. You’re either going to love it, or think it’s the end of Western civilization. And that’s the stuff that works.”

Fox’s president of alternative entertainment is referring to “The Moment of Truth,” the network’s sure-to-be controversial game show in which contestants are asked a series of highly personal questions while connected to a polygraph machine.

Fox’s version works like this: Before the show is taped, a contestant is given a polygraph test and asked 75 questions. Samples include: “Do you really care about the starving children in Africa?” “Are you sexually attracted to one of your wife’s friends?” “Do fat people repulse you?” and “Do you think you’ll still be with your husband five years from now?” Unlike the Colombian version, the show avoids asking about felony-level activities and sticks to revealing family secrets and unearthing private opinions.

The contestant’s responses are determined to be truthful or untruthful by a certified polygraph examiner, but the contestant is not told the results. Within a couple of days after the test, the contestant appears on the show, where he is again asked 21 of their previous questions before a live audience, including family and friends.

All the player has to do to win, goes the pitch, is tell the truth. If his answer matches what the polygraph says is true, he advances to the next round. The top prize is $500,000. The contestant can stop at any time, but once a question is asked, he must answer. More on the show here:

Pat Buchanan's new book

From Drudge:

I don't agree with everything Pat says -- prolly about 70% -- but he has a lot of knowledge and he covers a lot of ground in this book. Lots of grist for thought.

NEW BUCHANAN BOOK DECLARES 'END OF AMERICA'
Sun Nov 25 2007 20:40:15 ET

**Exclusive**

"America is coming apart, decomposing, and...the likelihood of her survival as one nation...is improbable -- and impossible if America continues on her current course," declares Pat Buchanan. "For we are on a path to national suicide."

The best-selling author and former presidential candidate is on the eve of launching his new epic book: DAY OR RECKONING: HOW HUBRIS, IDEOLOGY AND GREED ARE TEARING AMERICA APART.

This time, Buchanan goes all the way:

"America is in an existential crisis from which the nation may not survive."

The U.S. Army is breaking and is too small to meet America’s global commitments.

The dollar has sunk to historic lows and is being abandoned by foreign governments.

U.S. manufacturing is being hollowed out.

The greatest invasion in history, from the Third World, is swamping the ethno-cultural core of the country, leading to Balkanization and the loss of the Southwest to Mexico.


The culture is collapsing and the nation is being deconstructed along the lines of race and class.

A fiscal crisis looms as the unfunded mandates of Social Security and Medicare remain unaddressed.

All these crises are hitting America at once -- a perfect storm of crises.

Specifically, Buchanan contends:

• Pax Americana, the era of U.S. global dominance, is over. A struggle for global hegemony has begun among the United States, China, a resurgent Russia and radical Islam

• Bush’s invasion of Iraq was a product of hubris and of ideology, a secular religion of “democratism,” to which Bush was converted in the days following 9/11

• Torn asunder by a culture war, America has now begun to break down along class, ethnic and racial lines.

• The greatest threat to U.S. sovereignty and independence is the scheme of a global elite to erase America’s borders and merge the USA, Mexico and Canada into a North American Union.

• Free trade is shipping jobs, factories and technology to China and plunging America into permanent dependency and unpayable debt. One of every six U.S. manufacturing jobs vanished under Bush

• “Sovereign Wealth Funds,” controlled by foreign regimes and stuffed with trillions of dollars from U.S. trade deficits, are buying up strategic corporate assets vital to America’s security

• As U.S. wages are stagnant, corporate CEOs are raking in rising pay and benefits 400 to 500 times that of their workers

• The Third World invasion through Mexico is a graver threat to our survival as one nation than anything happening in Afghanistan or Iraq

* European-Americans, 89% of the nation when JFK took the oath, are now 66% and sinking. Before 2050, America is a Third World nation

• By 2060, America will add 167 million people and 105 million immigrants will be here, triple the 37 million today.

• Hispanics will be over 100 million in 2050 and concentrated in a Southwest most Mexicans believe belongs to them

Buchanan’s Recommendations:

• A new foreign-defense policy that closes most of the 1000 bases overseas, reviews all alliances, and brings home U.S. troops

• A purge of neoconservative ideology and the “Cakewalk” crowd” from national power.

• To avert a second Cold War, the United States should “get out of Russia’s space and get out of Russia’s face,” and shut down all U.S. bases on the soil of the former Soviet Union

• To reach a cold peace in the culture war, Buchanan urges a return to federalism and the overthrow of our judicial dictatorship by Congressionally mandated restrictions on the jurisdiction of the Supreme Court.

• To end the trade deficits and save the dollar, Buchanan urges a Hamiltonian solution: a 20% Border Equity Tax on imports, with the $500 billion raised to be used to end taxation on American producers

• To prevent America becoming “a tangle of squabbling nationalities” Buchanan urges: No amnesty for the 12-20 million illegal aliens; a border fence from San Diego to Brownsville; Congressional declarations that children born to illegal aliens are not citizens and English is the language of the United States; and a “timeout” on all immigration.

Poor jackasses - nothing's going right

From Newsbusters:

UN Discusses Global Warming in Spain as Snow Pummels Switzerland
By Noel Sheppard November 18, 2007 - 19:20 ET

Remember when House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Cal.) traveled to Germany to discuss global warming with Chancellor Angela Merkel and was hysterically greeted with a late-season snowstorm that rocked Europe?

Well, as the United Nations' Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change met in Valencia, Spain, last week to contemplate the supposedly catastrophic warming of the planet, Switzerland to the east received the most snow for this early in the season since 1952.

You really can't make this stuff up.

SWATCHA GIT, MENTAL MIDGETS -- Course, it won't make any difference to your sheep -- I mean, your followers.

Seriously, I can't imagine the brain damage people have to be willing to undergo so that the facts don't change their mindset.