Homeless Bill - He's needy

From Bit's and Pieces:

Hey Bill -- ever think of taking a fucking SHAVE, JACKASS?

Bill must be a lib -- he can't capisky why he can't have a rich woman (or prolly any woman.) He thinks he ought to be able to dress up like a complete jackass and not have it held against him -- you know -- by open-minded intelligent peeps who know that looks aren't everything?

Is that about right, homeless Bill? Gee, I wonder what cruel and unusual set of timing and circumstances combined to make you homeless? Prolly the same ones that made me a sarcastic fat nitwit. Oh -- the sorrow.