Things I do not care about....nor will I....
1. John Edward's $400.00 haircut.
2. "Global Warming" or any other environmental catastrophe the Environmentalists create.
3. People starving in other countries. Their Governments created the famines and unless they do something about it, they will continue to starve.
4. How many "Squares" of toilet paper Cheryl Crow uses in a sitting.
5. The Spotted Owl, the field mouse or any other species "On the brink of extinction".
6. The "Rights" of illegal immigrants.
7. The "Rights" of child molesters.
8. Who wins American Idol.
9. What the opinion of the United Nations is on ANY subject.
10. What the "Self Esteem" of a person is, if they cannot read and write.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Monday, April 23, 2007
Idiot college presidink
From the Ace of Spades:
psy_Cho, "The Thirty-Third Victim"
—Ace
...at least according to Cornell's president:
“We are here for all of those who are gone, for all 33. We are here for the 32 who have passed from the immediate to another place, not by their own choice. We are also here for the one who has also passed.”
They are consistent -- I'll give them that. There have been previous mentions by the left of the 19 9/11 terrorists as among the dead who must be remembered.
I'd like to ask, though. Shall we begin naming Adolf Hitler as victim number 30,000,001 of Naziism?
Why not? It seems all the rage. He did, after all, shoot himself in the bunker. Isn't he a victim of his own pathologies as well?
Perhaps the Holocaust Museum can celebrate him as a victim to be honored as well. That may be a tricky one, but since we're now obliterating all distinctions between murderer and victim, why not?
psy_Cho, "The Thirty-Third Victim"
—Ace
...at least according to Cornell's president:
“We are here for all of those who are gone, for all 33. We are here for the 32 who have passed from the immediate to another place, not by their own choice. We are also here for the one who has also passed.”
They are consistent -- I'll give them that. There have been previous mentions by the left of the 19 9/11 terrorists as among the dead who must be remembered.
I'd like to ask, though. Shall we begin naming Adolf Hitler as victim number 30,000,001 of Naziism?
Why not? It seems all the rage. He did, after all, shoot himself in the bunker. Isn't he a victim of his own pathologies as well?
Perhaps the Holocaust Museum can celebrate him as a victim to be honored as well. That may be a tricky one, but since we're now obliterating all distinctions between murderer and victim, why not?
"Pack sand, you jackass" - then wipe.
The klown loves the fact the commies hate Carl Rove. HATE HIM. Hate him with all their wittle might. Why though ... why do they hate him so?
The klown figures it this way. The media hates him because he shows his contempt for them. He has no use for the media and he tells them so. Basically tells them to "cram it" and I mean at EVERY opportunity. He's smart enough to know they are going to hate him anyway so he figures "the hell with it." Yes -- Carl Rove knows who the enemy is.
The rest of the commies hate him because the media tells them to hate him. Have you ever seen/heard a lefty question the media? -- Didn't think so.
Anyway -- Good little commie, Sheryl Crow was the White House Correspondent's Dinner Saturday night with the moron (LaurieDavid) who produced "An Inconvenient Truth." (The Global Warming propaganda piece ... uh, I mean, movie.) They decided to approach Carl Rove about global warming. They got all pissed off when he told them to take a hike. That's right -- he told these two brainless bimbos to get lost. (Not in so many words of course - but they got the idea.) The klown loves it when an idiot gets told to pack sand.
But if you think Sheryl Crow is a genius -- you might like this idea.
Sheryl Crow: People should be limited to one square of toilet paper
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgement [sic] I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."
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In the comments, one guy wrote "one square is OK but she'd have to wipe the rest with her hand."
Off with her head
From Ace of Spades:
Pittsburgh Cleric: Ayaan Hirsi Ali Must Die
—Ace
The Religion of Peace offers up more of that Ghandiesque devotion nonviolence it's rightly famous for.
After trying to shut down a Hirsi Ali speaking date without success, they went to the natural plan B: Have her executed.
Imam Fouad ElBayly, president of the Johnstown Islamic Center, was among those who objected to Hirsi Ali’s appearance.
“She has been identified as one who has defamed the faith. If you come into the faith, you must abide by the laws, and when you decide to defame it deliberately, the sentence is death,” said ElBayly, who came to the U.S. from Egypt in 1976. ...
Although ElBayly believes a death sentence is warranted for Hirsi Ali, he stressed that America is not the jurisdiction where such a crime should be punished. Instead, Hirsi Ali should be judged in a Muslim country after being given a trial, he added.
“If it is found that a person is mentally unstable, or a child or disabled, there should be no punishment,” he said. “It’s a very merciful religion if you try to understand it.”
Truer words were never spoken.
I appreciate the cover-your-ass avoidance of a solicitation to murder charge ("Oh dear, I'm not talking about gunning her down on the street, I merely mean that if she ever visits an Islamic country, she should be lawfully beheaded"), but, given the unlikelihood of Hirsi Ali moving to Algeria, forgive me if I think some of the less peaceful adherents of the Religion of Peace get it in their head they should take the more expedient route of assassinating her.
Unbelievable.
Can you imagine if non-adherents of the Religion of Peace began advocating openly in a similar manner for the deaths of Islamist "clerics"? I'm pretty sure you'd be arrested, or at least subject to a roto-rooter investigation. But adherents of the de facto state religion are permitted a bit more latitude on such matters.
Pittsburgh Cleric: Ayaan Hirsi Ali Must Die
—Ace
The Religion of Peace offers up more of that Ghandiesque devotion nonviolence it's rightly famous for.
After trying to shut down a Hirsi Ali speaking date without success, they went to the natural plan B: Have her executed.
Imam Fouad ElBayly, president of the Johnstown Islamic Center, was among those who objected to Hirsi Ali’s appearance.
“She has been identified as one who has defamed the faith. If you come into the faith, you must abide by the laws, and when you decide to defame it deliberately, the sentence is death,” said ElBayly, who came to the U.S. from Egypt in 1976. ...
Although ElBayly believes a death sentence is warranted for Hirsi Ali, he stressed that America is not the jurisdiction where such a crime should be punished. Instead, Hirsi Ali should be judged in a Muslim country after being given a trial, he added.
“If it is found that a person is mentally unstable, or a child or disabled, there should be no punishment,” he said. “It’s a very merciful religion if you try to understand it.”
Truer words were never spoken.
I appreciate the cover-your-ass avoidance of a solicitation to murder charge ("Oh dear, I'm not talking about gunning her down on the street, I merely mean that if she ever visits an Islamic country, she should be lawfully beheaded"), but, given the unlikelihood of Hirsi Ali moving to Algeria, forgive me if I think some of the less peaceful adherents of the Religion of Peace get it in their head they should take the more expedient route of assassinating her.
Unbelievable.
Can you imagine if non-adherents of the Religion of Peace began advocating openly in a similar manner for the deaths of Islamist "clerics"? I'm pretty sure you'd be arrested, or at least subject to a roto-rooter investigation. But adherents of the de facto state religion are permitted a bit more latitude on such matters.
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The klown knows why regular muslims keep quiet.
Whatever happened to her hunger strike?
Found it at The Disgruntled Truck Driver:
The klown says "Hit her with some hippie-strength mace." I know it exists because I saw it on an episode of the Simpsons.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
New cartoon coming in June
An animated cartoon satire lampooning President Bush and his key executives is set to air on Comedy Central next year. Lil' Bush: Resident of the United States will portray Bush and pals as elementary school misfits, or as Comedy Central describes it, "Lil Rascals with the A-bomb."Lil' Bush started as a five-minute animated series available to Amp'ed mobile customers, but will be stretched out to a half-hour on Comedy Central and air in between South Park and The Daily Show. It marks the first time a mobile series has jumped to television.
End racism now !
The Klown laughs at peeps who think they can "end racism." HAR HAR - IDIOTS.
I hate to be the one to tell you this ... but ... Racism will never end ... ever. Racism is not the only stupidity that will never end. Am I the only person who understands this? Maybe I should alert the media on this tidbit because I've never seen it covered.
The Klown says ... since racism will never end, we better find another way to deal with it ... you know ... cuz "pointing and hollering 'RACIST'" is about as effective as pointing and hollering "DUMBASS." Big deal --- you found one --- burn him at the stake -- another one will be along soon enough.
Here is what I recommend ... STOP worrying about idiots. START worrying about yourself, your character, your family, and how to prosper in the face of adversity.
STOP thinking that the reason you can't prosper is because of some morons in society. They're always going to be there and if you let them affect your attitude, you're most certainly going to be doomed for life. I can't imagine the thought process going on when one spends an inordinate amount of a lifetime fretting about idiots.
AND ANOTHER THING ... Don't let others hold you back. Look around ... "The man" keeping you down is the guy telling you not to "sell out" --- not to "act white" -- not to "be an Uncle Tom" (as if they ever read the book.) Listen to them if you want to hold yourself back.
Talk with their ghetto accent if you want to ensure you NEVER get a good job. Go ahead and get some stupid-assed tattoo on your forehead too -- just to cap it off.
Listen to the klown -- these people are "performance limiters." They are trying to limit your performance to their own level. The hell with them. If you allow yourself to be led by idiots, you've only yourself to blame.
Now --- if you speak perfect English, dress nicely, conduct yourself with professionalism, and you STILL don't succeed ... THEN you'll be like me.
Finally -- trust me -- being white, I know a lot of white people. The ones I know couldn't give a shit less what color you are. Hell -- "whitey's" keepin' us down too you know. It's just that we have no cred when we say it. So we're doin' the best we can ... so drop the bad-ass ghetto crap ... stop wearing your baseball hat like a drunken umpire, and let's all get with the program. Screw the racists on both sides. Let's leave them in hell where they belong. Just remember this --- racism will never end ... ever.
I hate to be the one to tell you this ... but ... Racism will never end ... ever. Racism is not the only stupidity that will never end. Am I the only person who understands this? Maybe I should alert the media on this tidbit because I've never seen it covered.
The Klown says ... since racism will never end, we better find another way to deal with it ... you know ... cuz "pointing and hollering 'RACIST'" is about as effective as pointing and hollering "DUMBASS." Big deal --- you found one --- burn him at the stake -- another one will be along soon enough.
Here is what I recommend ... STOP worrying about idiots. START worrying about yourself, your character, your family, and how to prosper in the face of adversity.
STOP thinking that the reason you can't prosper is because of some morons in society. They're always going to be there and if you let them affect your attitude, you're most certainly going to be doomed for life. I can't imagine the thought process going on when one spends an inordinate amount of a lifetime fretting about idiots.
AND ANOTHER THING ... Don't let others hold you back. Look around ... "The man" keeping you down is the guy telling you not to "sell out" --- not to "act white" -- not to "be an Uncle Tom" (as if they ever read the book.) Listen to them if you want to hold yourself back.
Talk with their ghetto accent if you want to ensure you NEVER get a good job. Go ahead and get some stupid-assed tattoo on your forehead too -- just to cap it off.
Listen to the klown -- these people are "performance limiters." They are trying to limit your performance to their own level. The hell with them. If you allow yourself to be led by idiots, you've only yourself to blame.
Now --- if you speak perfect English, dress nicely, conduct yourself with professionalism, and you STILL don't succeed ... THEN you'll be like me.
Finally -- trust me -- being white, I know a lot of white people. The ones I know couldn't give a shit less what color you are. Hell -- "whitey's" keepin' us down too you know. It's just that we have no cred when we say it. So we're doin' the best we can ... so drop the bad-ass ghetto crap ... stop wearing your baseball hat like a drunken umpire, and let's all get with the program. Screw the racists on both sides. Let's leave them in hell where they belong. Just remember this --- racism will never end ... ever.
Rapping robber is killed -- *Sniff
Found it at Newsbusters:
It's all so sad and tragic ... *sniff. The San Francisco Chronicle makes sure you understand ... it was all probably just a misunderstanding. The lefty media focuses on how this is so tragic and traumatizing.
I have tell you -- I disagree. I think the "real" story is uplifting.
Here's MY headline:
Pizza shop owner defends family -- kills piece of shit.
Now YOU don't have to worry about the shitpiece robbing YOUR family.
CELLLL-A-BRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!!!!!
But here's how the liberal S.F. Chronicle "portrays" it.
Some excerpts:
Catarino Piedra, 41, kept a gun underneath the counter at the Coliseum Pizza and Taqueria that he owned in East Oakland because his drivers had been robbed many times while making deliveries.
Allen Joseph Hicks III, 22, was an accused batterer on probation for a drug conviction and an aspiring rap artist whom everybody in his neighborhood knew as "Boonie." (The klown wonders -- are there ANY gun-weilding robbers who AREN'T aspiring rap artists?)
The lives of the two men intersected tragically at about 9:30 p.m. Thursday when Hicks, armed with a pistol and joined by two other men, tried to rob Piedra inside the popular pizzeria at 89th Avenue and International Boulevard. Fearful that the assailants might hurt him, his wife and three children -- all of whom were inside the restaurant -- Piedra pulled out his 9mm semiautomatic pistol and opened fire, killing Hicks, police said.
Click here for the klown's heartfelt condolences.
OK -- now for the Chronicle's brainwashing:
Hicks was remembered at a growing makeshift memorial Friday near the corner of 90th Avenue and Olive Street in East Oakland. Friends left balloons, candles and bottles of Hennessy cognac on the street and wrote messages on white boards tied to a fence. (The klown is always amused when the press uses the term "makeshift memorial" .... but especially so when it applies to a "solid loyal dude" who was blown away whilst trying to take someone's hard earned money away from them.)
"He always had a smile on his face," said a 22-year-old man who identified himself as a rapper named Little Al. "He was a solid dude, loyal."
Mohammed Ali, the manager of a market on the busy thoroughfare that has seen its share of robberies, had mixed feelings about business owners arming themselves.
"Of course they have a right to protect themselves, but from what? If we have law enforcement, should (businesses) have guns? I don't think so. They're inviting trouble." (The klown thinks ... Mixed feelings? ... Inviting trouble? -- more like inviting them to rob your dumbass instead of him. I'm guessing this pizza shop won't be robbed again for a long, LONG time. Meanwhile, they'll keep robbing the shit out of the brainwashed Mohammed Ali.)
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As far as I'm concerned, Mr Piedra is a hero. I hope he kills 100 more of those leaches.
It's all so sad and tragic ... *sniff. The San Francisco Chronicle makes sure you understand ... it was all probably just a misunderstanding. The lefty media focuses on how this is so tragic and traumatizing.
I have tell you -- I disagree. I think the "real" story is uplifting.
Here's MY headline:
Pizza shop owner defends family -- kills piece of shit.
Now YOU don't have to worry about the shitpiece robbing YOUR family.
CELLLL-A-BRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!!!!!
But here's how the liberal S.F. Chronicle "portrays" it.
Some excerpts:
Catarino Piedra, 41, kept a gun underneath the counter at the Coliseum Pizza and Taqueria that he owned in East Oakland because his drivers had been robbed many times while making deliveries.
Allen Joseph Hicks III, 22, was an accused batterer on probation for a drug conviction and an aspiring rap artist whom everybody in his neighborhood knew as "Boonie." (The klown wonders -- are there ANY gun-weilding robbers who AREN'T aspiring rap artists?)
The lives of the two men intersected tragically at about 9:30 p.m. Thursday when Hicks, armed with a pistol and joined by two other men, tried to rob Piedra inside the popular pizzeria at 89th Avenue and International Boulevard. Fearful that the assailants might hurt him, his wife and three children -- all of whom were inside the restaurant -- Piedra pulled out his 9mm semiautomatic pistol and opened fire, killing Hicks, police said.
Click here for the klown's heartfelt condolences.
OK -- now for the Chronicle's brainwashing:
Hicks was remembered at a growing makeshift memorial Friday near the corner of 90th Avenue and Olive Street in East Oakland. Friends left balloons, candles and bottles of Hennessy cognac on the street and wrote messages on white boards tied to a fence. (The klown is always amused when the press uses the term "makeshift memorial" .... but especially so when it applies to a "solid loyal dude" who was blown away whilst trying to take someone's hard earned money away from them.)
"He always had a smile on his face," said a 22-year-old man who identified himself as a rapper named Little Al. "He was a solid dude, loyal."
Mohammed Ali, the manager of a market on the busy thoroughfare that has seen its share of robberies, had mixed feelings about business owners arming themselves.
"Of course they have a right to protect themselves, but from what? If we have law enforcement, should (businesses) have guns? I don't think so. They're inviting trouble." (The klown thinks ... Mixed feelings? ... Inviting trouble? -- more like inviting them to rob your dumbass instead of him. I'm guessing this pizza shop won't be robbed again for a long, LONG time. Meanwhile, they'll keep robbing the shit out of the brainwashed Mohammed Ali.)
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As far as I'm concerned, Mr Piedra is a hero. I hope he kills 100 more of those leaches.
ABC News misleads again
Found it at Newsbusters:
This is just a lie. They know better but they're hoping you don't. For your information, EBAY does NOT sell ammo or guns.
Below is an excerpt from the article at the ABC news site:
Ammo from eBay:
Officials Probe VT Killer's Account
Seung-Hui Cho Bought Ammunition for a Gun Like One Used in the Virginia Tech Massacre on the Online Auction Site
By CHRISTOPHER FRANCESCANI and JAY SHAYLORABC News Law & Justice Unit
Cho apparently purchased a two-pack of 10-round ammunition clips for a Walther P22 on March 22, 2007, less than a month before killing 32 people and himself at Virginia Tech. The ammunition was purchased on eBay from Elk Ridge Shooting Supplies. Police have said Cho used a Walther P22 during his bloody rampage Monday.
In addition to purchasing ammunition online, Cho appears to have sold used copies of books filled with violent themes and overtones on an eBay affiliated Web site called half.com.
This is just a lie. They know better but they're hoping you don't. For your information, EBAY does NOT sell ammo or guns.
Below is an excerpt from the article at the ABC news site:
Ammo from eBay:
Officials Probe VT Killer's Account
Seung-Hui Cho Bought Ammunition for a Gun Like One Used in the Virginia Tech Massacre on the Online Auction Site
By CHRISTOPHER FRANCESCANI and JAY SHAYLORABC News Law & Justice Unit
Cho apparently purchased a two-pack of 10-round ammunition clips for a Walther P22 on March 22, 2007, less than a month before killing 32 people and himself at Virginia Tech. The ammunition was purchased on eBay from Elk Ridge Shooting Supplies. Police have said Cho used a Walther P22 during his bloody rampage Monday.
In addition to purchasing ammunition online, Cho appears to have sold used copies of books filled with violent themes and overtones on an eBay affiliated Web site called half.com.
Saturday, April 21, 2007
No terrorists around here - just militants
From Little Green Footballs:
THE BBC REPORTS:
The US and Australia have warned of an imminent terrorist attack in the Philippines, where seven hostages were this week beheaded by militants.
In an advisory to its citizens the US embassy said an attack could take place anywhere on Mindanao, in the south of the Philippines.
It said intelligence suggested an attack might happen “over the next several days”.
Philippine troops have been fighting Islamic militants for months.
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The klown wonders what it would take to get the BBC (or any American media) to use the word "terrorist" again. Seven beheadings isn't enough for the BBC anyway.
THE BBC REPORTS:
The US and Australia have warned of an imminent terrorist attack in the Philippines, where seven hostages were this week beheaded by militants.
In an advisory to its citizens the US embassy said an attack could take place anywhere on Mindanao, in the south of the Philippines.
It said intelligence suggested an attack might happen “over the next several days”.
Philippine troops have been fighting Islamic militants for months.
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The klown wonders what it would take to get the BBC (or any American media) to use the word "terrorist" again. Seven beheadings isn't enough for the BBC anyway.
Little kid cuts man's head off
By ABDUL SATTAR, Associated Press Writer Sat Apr 21, 12:59 AM ET
KILI FAQIRAN, Pakistan - The boy with the knife looks barely 12. In a high-pitched voice, he denounces the bound, blindfolded man before him as an American spy. Then he hacks off the captive's head to cries of "God is great!" and hoists it in triumph by the hair.
The footage shows Nabi making what is described as a confession, being blindfolded with a checkered scarf.
"He is an American spy. Those who do this kind of thing will get this kind of fate," says his baby-faced executioner, who is not identified.
A continuous 2 1/2-minute shot then shows the victim lying on his side on a patch of rubble-strewn ground. A man holds Nabi by his beard while the boy, wearing a camouflage military jacket and oversized white sneakers, cuts into the throat. Other men and boys call out "Allahu akbar!" — "God is great!" — as blood spurts from the wound.
Where's the Muslim hero?
Newsbusters has a posting about the mainstream media finding a Muslim hero in the Virginia Tech shootings. The klown figures it won't be long -- they found one but they're working on the angle.
Read it here:
Read it here:
Deep thoughts - Jack Handy
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
Forbidden words
From Bits and Pieces:
Miss Black America contest
There will only be 49 contestants in the Miss Black America contest this year. No one wants to wear the sash that says, “IDAHO”.
Miss Black America contest
There will only be 49 contestants in the Miss Black America contest this year. No one wants to wear the sash that says, “IDAHO”.
Patches loves burgers
These guys are off the charts. Patches got lucky when he got these two guys as friends.
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