Why are lesbians fat? WHY?

(CNSNews.com) – The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $1.5 million to study biological and social factors for why “three-quarters” of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not, calling it an issue of “high public-health significance." More here:

And yet we have to stop White House tours because of budget cuts, right?  Of course.