Saturday, June 9, 2012

On identifying idiot liberals


Liberals are brainwashed souls. 

They regurgitate whatever they see in the lib media, movies, TV shows etc. They have very few original thoughts ... and ALL of them fancy themselves as genius psychologists. 

I've been noting some behaviors and language that identifies an idiot-liberal and put some of them here for your amusement.

These are some of the buzz-word/phrases/behaviors that idiot-liberals use in their daily lives. 

Also, be watchful for politicians using these because you can be sure that they are trying to relieve you of your hard-earned money and make you feel good about it ... "Hey, it's for the children." 

1. LIBERAL MORON BEHAVIOR AND THOUGHT PROCESSES:

If you are constantly "treating yourself for once" 

If you are constantly finding (and sharing) "profound" phrases and repeating them to your friends (who also can't tell "profound" from "a hole in the ground.") 

If you hate mimes and, whenever you spot one, you make sure that everyone within 100 feet knows it. 

If you find yourself referring to any military/police unit as "elite." 

If you act like you've discovered a key to the universe after learning anything, no matter how small (but only when in presence of others.) 

If you think spending billions for safety measures which save 50 people a year is a smart investment. 

If you think that "society" should be able to take/steal my money in the name of "the greater good." 

2. PHRASES/WORD USAGE THAT IDENTIFY YOU AS A LIBERAL MORON: 

And how does that make you feel? 

It's time to give something back (as if you took something you didn't deserve.) 

Any sentence which which includes the phrase "so many levels." i.e. "That's just wrong ... on so many levels." 

The cause of _______ is low self esteem (or global warming.) Note: in the 70's this was "global cooling."

It's not about ___A___ , it's about ___B___.  (Note: This is their new number-one go-to statement.  You will notice an idiot-lib can't go two seconds without lecturing your dumbass and telling you what "it's about.")

The reality is ______. 

There was a "study" ... And what they FOUND was ______. 

 ___A___ is the new ___B___ 

I'm going to "allow myself" ... I gave myself permission

I'm doing this for ME ... I deserve it ... I'm WORTH IT! (as if this is a recent revelation or something.)

I was all like ... or he was all like

________ another human being.

This isn't a diet, it's a journey ... a change in lifestyle.

I need closure.

What laws will we pass, what money will we spend, to prevent this from EVER HAPPENING AGAIN? 

I've been diagnosed with -- (insert fake disease here) examples - ADHD, Fibromyalgia, Depression, etc 

If you have a habit of putting the word "big" before saying "oil, pharma, tobacco, insurance, banks," etc (Note, somehow the libs never associate "big" with "government.") 

If you think you have different "parts of you" and say things like "Part of me thinks ____." 

Thank you so much for sharing that. 

Blah, blah, blah ... "the Planet Earth." (aka "The Planet.) ... i.e "We MUST save the planet." or "I'm a citizen of Planet Earth." 

If even one person is saved, it will all have been worth it.


Anyway .. those are just a few ways to identify an idiot lib in your midst.  I shall keep adding to the list and post some more one day.  Feel free to make your suggestions in the comments.

1 comment:

WOMBAT said...

You forgot:

"I promised myself I wouldn't ______."

and

"Everything we knew about ______ was wrong."

so now these "top scientists" cover their asses by saying, "What we think we know about ______ ..."

Meanwhile, they get massive amounts of OUR MONEY for funding of these projects and their entire credibility is based on KNOWING- not on thinking they know. How on earth is this okay???

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