Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Bad luck you

Libs are neighbors too I guess... maybe he could call the arborist to get rid of the lib infestation too...

“My parents have a large front yard,” writes David in Georgia, “and up until a few years ago, it had about 40 trees in it.” Unfortunately, an arborist informed David’s parents that those trees, while they looked normal enough, had become infested and essentially hollowed-out by insects, killing the trees and turning them into a pretty big safety risk in the case of a storm. At the arborist’s recommendation, David’s parents had the trees removed.

Fast forward a few months to December, when the family put up their usual holiday decorations — little trees made of Christmas lights — throughout the front yard. Soon after, David says, the family received two items of interest in their mailbox:


1. A certificate of recognition from the Arbor Day Foundation, “thanking us for our efforts to prevent further tree deaths”

2. This handmade holiday card.


Wishing you...


5 years' bad luck for each tree you killed....And if that wasn't bad enough, you have the nerve to make tacky 'trees' out of lights and call it holiday cheer. What's wrong with you? Sadly but sincerely, Your neighbors on Henderson Road


Adds David: “This person obviously put a lot of work into carefully drawing and writing it; the artwork and penmanship are immaculate. If only they’d put as much effort into asking us why we were having the trees removed.”

1 comment:

Evil_Klown said...

LOL @ Libs needing to be "sure" of anything. You're talking about the same kind of idiots who fell for global cooling back when. All libs need to grab a good case of righteous indignacy is a rumor.

After that it's all "pointing and hollering 'witch.'"

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