Sunday, October 3, 2010

What ... dat? Dat ain't mines.


OCTOBER 1--A Florida man arrested Wednesday on drug charges told cops that a bag of cocaine found hidden inside his buttocks did not belong to him. Though the suspect did cop to ownership of a bag of marijuana hidden alongside the coke.

During the search, when Deputy Sean Cappiello "felt a soft object in the crack of his buttocks," the suspect "began to tense up."

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Way to go, genius.   I salute you.  He almost believed you and let you walk.  You were soooo close ... barely missed.  Now, go tell the judge all about it, he'll understand.

2 comments:

ragweed said...

He heard they get more money for "crack" cocaine.
It also explains when I use to hear the drug users say "Man thats some good shit"

scot said...

If he ran for office--any office--democrats would still vote for him.

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