OCTOBER 1--A Florida man arrested Wednesday on drug charges told cops that a bag of cocaine found hidden inside his buttocks did not belong to him. Though the suspect did cop to ownership of a bag of marijuana hidden alongside the coke.
During the search, when Deputy Sean Cappiello "felt a soft object in the crack of his buttocks," the suspect "began to tense up."
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Way to go, genius. I salute you. He almost believed you and let you walk. You were soooo close ... barely missed. Now, go tell the judge all about it, he'll understand.
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He heard they get more money for "crack" cocaine.
It also explains when I use to hear the drug users say "Man thats some good shit"
If he ran for office--any office--democrats would still vote for him.
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