Oscar nominees announced

OH - pardon me while I don't give a damn. Ok -- now -- what were you saying?

Oh -- the "Oscars?" Isn't that the award they give to movies which do the greatest harm to capitalism? Or -- maybe the movie who has the most communist director or actor? Or the one that puts America down the most?

You know -- like the uh -- the uh -- Oh yeah -- the Nobel peace prize?

Well -- the only reason I even care in the SLIGHTEST is because the writers are on strike and that is going to fuck the Oscars up, but good. And, if that happens, the egos of a WHOLE BUNCH of communist Hollywood pinheads are at risk.