Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The Klown can sympathize

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A teenage boy said he was sodomized inside Erotic City Thursday night.

The 16-year-old told police that at about 9 p.m., a man in a Mercedes offered him a ride and took him to Erotic City, an adult-entertainment complex that is in between the city limits of Kansas City and Independence.

The boy said he was sodomized in a viewing booth. Yes -- I can see how being raunched in the fudgetunnel would make you a silent little lamb -- nothing to fight or cry out about. Hell -- you prolly never felt your pants come down, right? Just a little up and down motion and, before you knew it, cum was dripping out your bunghole -- right? That pretty much how it happened? You can tell us -- we've ALL been there -- we understand -- now make a clean breast of it.

The teen said he had been hitching when he was picked up, so he doesn't know who the man was. The man was about 35 years old.

Earlier this week, Jackson County Executive Mike Sanders vowed to crack down on Erotic City. LOL @ "Crack" down. Yessir -- we're going to erect a stiff opposition to the smut front. WE CAN'T LICK IT BY BEING SOFT (George Carlin) More here:

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sanders may have to Suck it up himself and hitch hike on down to Erotic city to see what all the cummin and goin is about

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