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Health News For Women

Wow! This is great news for guys! Thanks to Barney for tipping me off.
AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Bill Clinton must really be smiling about this study. "Hey Monica! It's good for you!" I know there are a bunch of men smiling and women going, "Oh crap!" "But baby, it's good for your tits!"

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
I wonder how you get into that study group? I volunteer! Do me! Do me!

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