Friday, August 17, 2012

News Flash! Someone NIGGERIZED Obama


On Thursday’s edition of MSNBC’s The Cycle the group discussed Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney‘s assertion that President Obama should “take [his] campaign of division and anger and hate back to Chicago.” Co-host TourĂ© saw what he believes to be explicit racial connotations beneath what Romney was saying, calling it the “niggerization” of the campaign.

“That really bothered me,” he said. “You notice he said anger twice. He’s really trying to use racial coding and access some really deep stereotypes about the angry black man. This is part of the playbook against Obama, the ‘otherization,’ he’s not like us.”

“I know it’s a heavy thing, I don’t say it lightly, but this is ‘niggerization,’” TourĂ© said to the apparent shock of his co-panelists. “You are not one of us, you are like the scary black man who we’ve been trained to fear.” More here:

Yes.  In the eyes of the "Democratics," you are a racist unless you agree with them.  In addition to that, if you disagree with the President, then it MUST be because you are a racist ... there is NO OTHER REASON.  See how solid their logic is?  Impeccable.  How can you disagree with it?  Why ... you'd just look plain stupid.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

An Old Theme with some New Answers


Monday, August 13, 2012

NIGHT WATCHMAN

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night."

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One was to do the studies and one was to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?"

So they created two positions: a time keeper and a payroll officer then hired two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $918,000 over budget, we must cut back."

So they laid-off the night watchman.

NOW slowly, let it sink in.

Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter. Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the Carter administration?

Anybody?

Anything?

No?

Didn't think so!

Bottom line is, we've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency, the reason for which very few people who read this can remember!

Ready??

It was very simple... and at the time, everybody thought it very
appropriate.

The Department of Energy was instituted on 8/04/1977, TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.

Hey, pretty efficient, huh???

AND NOW IT'S 2012 -- 35 YEARS LATER -- AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS "NECESSARY" DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. IT HAS 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND
APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!

(THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?")
34 years ago 30% of our oil consumption was foreign imports. Today 70% of our oil consumption is foreign imports.

Ah, yes -- good old Federal bureaucracy.

NOW, WE HAVE TURNED OVER THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE, AND THE AUTO
INDUSTRY TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?

Hello!! Anybody Home?

Signed.... The Night Watchman

How to find water on Mars


Flailing lefties


Sunday, August 12, 2012

CNN Jourrrrnalist in touch with liberal reality


Doing her part Saturday was CNN's Candy Crowley who claimed some Republicans think this "looks a little bit like some sort of ticket death wish"

Hmmm, after thorough and thoughtful analysis, one of the genius jourrrrnalists at CNN had the keen insight to characterize Romney's VP pick (Paul Ryan) as "a ticket death wish."  And yet, the reason their ratings continue to free-fall completely eludes them.  More at Newsbusters: 

And the reason you should remember this is so you know what to do when Candy Crowley is holding forth with great genius (laugh at her.)  I went ahead and posted this now but I also scheduled a copy to run the day after the election. 

I think I'm going to make that a little "thing" from now until the election.  I'll call it "The Mainstream Media Anti-Amnesia Project."  It won't do any good though.  The mainstream media is liberal ... and being liberal means you are incapable of detecting reality or learning from history and experience.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Thomas Sowell


Thursday, August 9, 2012

Solyndragain

It’s as if Solyndra never happened. The Obama Administration is giving $737 million to a Tonopah Solar, a subsidiary of California-based SolarReserve. PCG is an investment partner with SolarReserve. Nancy Pelosi’s brother-in-law happens to be the number two man at PCG.
 

Ingrates, Democratics, have a lot in common


AUGUST 8--A Florida man yesterday rubbed dog feces in his mother’s face during an argument in the home they share, police report.

Cops arrested William Jenkins, 22, on a felony domestic battery charge for pushing his mother, 53, to the floor during the dispute, according to a Palmetto Police Department report.

When questioned by cops, Jenkins denied pushing his mother, but admitted that he “did rub dog defecation on her face because she yelled at him,” investigators noted.

The confrontation between Jenkins, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was apparently prompted by his mother’s refusal to provide him with a shot of vodka. 

Jenkins retrieved the dog feces from the home’s back porch, where his mother’s dog had relieved itself. He “then reached down with his hand picked up the dog defecation and rubbed it in his mother’s face,” cops reported. From The Smoking Gun

LOL -- he's 22, lives at home, supported by mommy ... and then gets ALL indignant when he doesn't get every little thing he wants.  Hey, mom, way to go ... way to raise a buttloaf according to the liberal idiocy known as "modern psychology." How did the dog shit taste?

Yep yep.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Obama loves Robin Hood - the hero of childish minds


(CNSNews.com) – President Barack Obama on Monday told gathering of wealthy donors – many from Hollywood -- “you guys are the tie-breaker” in the upcoming presidential election. “You and the American people,” he added.

Yes, "tiebreakers."  Ha ha ... as if this election is going to be close.  Shut up you leotarded tuckfard.  When you leave the White House in 165 days you're going to have to get a separate moving truck just to tote the ridiculous ass-kicking you're going to receive in November (politcially speaking, of course.)

This election isn't going to be close.  Instead it's going to be one of the biggest landslides in my lifetime.  "Tiebreaker" ... in your dreams, buttloaf.

Secondly, since when does any conservative cast a vote based on what some braying jackass Hollywood big-wig has to say?  By the way, aren't they evil?  You know, since they're rich?

Obama made the comment at a fundraiser in upscale Westport, Conn., just hours after he accused Romney of being “Robin Hood in reverse” at another fundraiser in Stamford, Conn. Dubbing the former Massachusetts governor “Romney Hood,” Obama said Romney wants to take from the middle class and give to the rich. More here:

Of COURSE he wants to steal from the middle class and give to the rich ... everyone knows that ... it's totally logical, DUH! Baaaaaaa - bleat.

Thankfully, no Americans died in the Sikh Temple shooting.

The Left is so ready to leap to intolerance that they're blind to the source of their outrage.


Nothing to see here move along


My friend's theory about lesbians


Many years ago the subject of lesbians came up in a discussion with one of my friends.  The discussion covered myriad angles but at the end he looked at me and said "Well, they can say what they want, but I think all women have a little bit of it (lesbianism) in them."  We have since shortened this to "the theory."

I thought that sentiment had some merit and there have been many occasions since that tend to prove him right.  Of course, some women admit it and some will deny it vehemently ... and I'm sure there are some exceptions ... but not as many as you might think.

Recently a "study" was conducted that supports "the theory."  I thought you might be interested.

The dilation of pupils in response to erotic stimuli may be the most accurate objective measure of an individual's sexuality, researchers reported Monday.

Established ways of assessing sexual identity are more invasive. For men, it involves wrapping the penis in a device that measures expansion in response to erotic stimuli. For women, it is the insertion of a vaginal probe that assesses changes in the amplitude of the vaginal pulse.

Some early researchers had briefly studied pupil dilation as a sexual response, and the Canadian government had even attempted to use it in the 1950s and 1970s to identify homosexuals, who were thought to be a threat to national security.

Gerulf Rieger and Ritch C. Savin-Williams of the department of human development at Cornell University in Ithaca, N.Y., decided to use more modern technology to study the effect, relying on an infrared gaze tracker to monitor pupil size. They recruited a total of 165 men and 160 women who identified their sexuality on a seven-point scale. Each was shown two one-minute videos obtained from the Internet, one showing an attractive man masturbating and one an attractive woman doing the same.

Rieger and Savin-Williams reported in the journal PLoS One that heterosexual men showed a much stronger dilation in response to the female image. Heterosexual women, however, showed a response to both images, as did bisexual men, indicating a flexible sexual desire. Homosexual women showed responses more typical of heterosexual men. More here:

Yes, well.  This still doesn't answer my main question.  "If there are women who prefer women then why do some of them prefer women that LOOK LIKE MEN?"


I mean, I get that God created all kinds but seriously, if you want to have sex with something that looks like a man, then why don't you just get a man?  See, this kind of thing gives me brain damage pause.


Anyway, I harbor no ill feelings toward our lesbian friends, whichever way they "go."




Monday, August 6, 2012

ABC NEWS -- Finds another witch

One victim was confirmed as the temple's president, 65-year-old Satwant Singh Kaleka who died as he tried to 'knife and tackle' the shooter. More here:

Ack ... I won't say it.

Seven people were shot and killed today at a Sikh temple in Oak Creek, Wis., in what officials are treating as a case of domestic terrorism. 

Though police have not given any details on the identity or motive of the shooter, or released the identities of the victims, sources have told ABC News the shootings are the work of a "white supremacist" or "skinhead." 

Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms Special Agent Thomas Ahern said the suspect had tattoos and that authorities were investigating whether he was a "skin head or "white supremacist" as two ABC Sources said. More here:

Oh really?  "Sources said?" Tattoos you say?  White supremacist, you say?  Why, I'll just BET YOU he's a Tea Partier.  LMAO ... they CAN'T SAY IT ... they want to say it but they canna.

They can't say it because this is the same ABC news that told us the Aurora shooter was a (gasp) filthy, disgusting, "Tea Partier"  And they got in big trouble for it ... that's right, people lost their jobs over it ... oh, wait, no they didn't.  I mean, it's not like they committed some unforgivable journalistic sin such as slanting their news coverage in favor of conservatives.

Meanwhile, if this guy is a "white supremacist" then why did he kill the Sikh's?  If he wanted to kill non-whites then why didn't he pick black people?  And aren't the nazi's supposed to hate the juice? (Jews)  Why didn't he find a Jewish Temple if he wanted to base his killing spree on religion?  Hmmm?

The Klown is no great genius jourrrrnalist but has suspicions something besides white superiority is going on here.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Braying jackass offers to save you from yourselves


Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) on the Senate Floor: “I believe that the situation we face, Mr. President, is as dangerous as any of the sort of real crises that we talk about – today we had a hearing in the Foreign Relations Committee on the subject of Syria, and we all know what’s happening with respect to Iran, and nuclear weapons and the possibility even of a war. Well, this issue [Global warming} actually is of as significant a level of importance, because it affects life itself on the planet,” From Breitbart:

Right, and let me guess what your answer is ... for me to give up some more of my money (property) and freedom ... right, braying jackass.  Isn't that your answer to ALL "probems?"

I have an idea ... why don't you go to hell.

Also, I love how Dimbulbocrats just LOVE to use the word "planet."  Yes, it sounds so big and covers EVERYTHING.  I don't know about you but when I hear someone use the word "planet" I know they're talking about a serious situation.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Adam Smith, smited CFO

So this former CFO/Treasurer decided to show up at the local Chick-Fil-A for a "free water" and to dole out a tongue lashing to whomever happened to be working at the window... and then to film it... and then to post it on youtube. Well, it turns out that nobody likes a bully. His name is Adam Smith and after his video went viral, the company for which he had been serving as CFO and Treasurer fired him promptly.
TUCSON, AZ--(Marketwire - Aug 2, 2012) - The following is a statement from Vante: Vante regrets the unfortunate events that transpired yesterday in Tucson between our former CFO/Treasurer Adam Smith and an employee at Chick-fil-A. Effective immediately, Mr. Smith is no longer an employee of our company. The actions of Mr. Smith do not reflect our corporate values in any manner. Vante is an equal opportunity company with a diverse workforce, which holds diverse opinions. We respect the right of our employees and all Americans to hold and express their personal opinions, however, we also expect our company officers to behave in a manner commensurate with their position and in a respectful fashion that conveys these values of civility with others. We hope that the general population does not hold Mr. Smith's actions against Vante and its employees.
In a classic case of closing the barn door after the horses got out, he swiftly deleted the video but at least one thoughtful user reuploaded it for him.
Oh and by the way, I'm not sure why it bears mentioning (of course I know exactly why it bears mentioning), but he's not gay.

"I don't know how you live with yourself and work here," he tells the employee at the window. "I don't understand it. This is a horrible corporation with horrible values. You deserve better."

”I’m a nice guy, by the way … totally heterosexual," he continues. "Not a gay in me, I just can’t stand the hate.”



Full (and interesting) article HERE.

Peaceful Islamists give their version of the "no really" speech



Gunmen shot dead a well-known comedian known for poking fun at Al-Qaeda linked Shebab insurgents in the Somali capital Mogadishu, officials and colleagues said Wednesday.

Abdi Jeylani Malaq Marshale, in his late thirties or early forties, was killed late Tuesday, minutes after leaving Kulmiye radio station, where he worked as drama producer and performer.

"Two men shot and seriously injured Marshale... the comedian was later pronounced dead," said police lieutenant Mohamed Gaal, adding that "unfortunately the assailants escaped."

The shooting of Marshale, who also worked for the London-based Universal TV station and who reported having received death threats on several occasions, is the latest in a string of apparently targeted killings against media workers. More here:

Yes, they'll shut you down if you disagree with them (and actually talk about it.)  Reminds me of Rahm Emanual and Chick-Fil-A.  SHUT 'EM DOWN, RAHM!!

The best way to deal with people like this is to let them be ... leave them alone.  If they bomb your city and kill thousands, just pretend like you deserved it.  That way they'll be sure to leave and never bother you again.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Did you hear about this? (Just kidding, I know you haven't heard)


While NAACP President Benjamin Jealous lashed out at new state laws requiring photo ID for voting, an NAACP executive sits in prison, sentenced for carrying out a massive voter fraud scheme.

In a story ignored by the national media, in April a Tunica County, Miss., jury convicted NAACP official Lessadolla Sowers on 10 counts of fraudulently casting absentee ballots. Sowers is identified on an NAACP website as a member of the Tunica County NAACP Executive Committee.

Sowers received a five-year prison term for each of the 10 counts, but Circuit Court Judge Charles Webster permitted Sowers to serve those terms concurrently, according to the Tunica Times, the only media outlet to cover the sentencing. More here:

LOL, the "NAACP."  When I think of this organization all I can think of is a bunch of black America-hating racists.  My understanding is it used to be a great organization.

No wonder they cry "racist" about voter ID laws.