Monday, May 21, 2007

Palestinian Refugee Camps

Uh -- is it just me -- or does it seem to you like these peeps spend their entire lives in "refugee camps." All of my life, I've heard the term "Palestinian refugee camp." Seems to me, if I hear the word "Palestinian" -- it's sure to be followed by "Gunman" or "Refugee camp."

I mean -- first of all -- why are they "taking refuge?" Are the camps safer than the houses in town? I don't get it.
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Lebanese troops today shelled a Palestinian refugee camp, a day after more than 55 people were killed in fighting between Sunni militants and government forces.

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More background FROM ACE:


No need for photoshopping here to really sell the carnage -- Lebanon shelling Palestinain refugee camps just isn't really all that bad. Kind of understandable when dealing with terrorist provocations, you know. Can't make an omlette and all that.

Just curious as to why the Lebanese are permitted to fight wars against terrorists killing their civilians whereas the Israelis aren't. Must be the scary power of that Jew Lobby Ron Paul's always on about.

Anyway.

A prominent story, to be sure, but don't expect the full-court media press we saw in the Israeli-Hamas war.

Oh Lord -- Oh Lord

From here:

Ron Paul & His Views

Paul reported on gang crime in Los Angeles and commented, "If you have ever been robbed by a black teen-aged male, you know how unbelievably fleet-footed they can be."

"Given the inefficiencies of what D.C. laughingly calls the `criminal justice system,' I think we can safely assume that 95 percent of the black males in that city are semi-criminal or entirely criminal," Paul said.

Paul also wrote that although "we are constantly told that it is evil to be afraid of black men, it is hardly irrational. Black men commit murders, rapes, robberies, muggings and burglaries all out of proportion to their numbers."

Stating that lobbying groups who seek special favors and handouts are evil, Paul wrote, "By far the most powerful lobby in Washington of the bad sort is the Israeli government" and that the goal of the Zionist movement is to stifle criticism.
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I didn't research this -- didn't figure I had to since I heard this moron suggest that 911 is America's fault -- you know -- for antagonizing peeps in the middle east. If you want to research it, go ahead.

After I wrote this, I went back and re-read his comments -- and I asked myself -- are any of those comments untrue ?? Judge for yourself.
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From here: ... UPDATE: Here is the complete article for which he now appears to excuse by saying it wasn't his writing in that newsletter....even tho it's his newsletter.
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UPDATE: I was going to delete this post -- because apparently those were NOT his words. However, before I got the chance to delete the post, someone left a comment saying I libeled Ron Paul. So ... I'll let the post stand (except I changed the title from the original "Ron Paul & his racial views" to the current title ) -- and once again -- you can JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.

OH -- and here is the link he told me to check for the facts .. you know ... "before I libeled him." I checked the link and I see statements ... but nothing to back them up. When I clicked on the "home" link, I saw what appears to be a white-supremicist site. JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.

Whatcha gonna do about it, Whitey ??

JACKASS REPUBLICANS & DEMOCRATS

What have these two wonderful parties done for me lately?

1 - INCREASED MY CIGARETTE TAXES. You know ... cuz smoking is a sin and we can TAX the everloving shit out of a WITCH!!!!!! -- uh .... I mean, sinner.

2 - BANNED ONLINE POKER. You know -- cuz playing poker is a sin and we can BAN the everloving shit out of a WITCH!!!!! -- uh .... I mean, sinner.

3 - BLOCKED TAX REFORM. You know -- cuz the current tax system can't be changed and it's far too complicated to explain to you dumbasses. Anyway -- screw off, dorks. It's not like you're going to vote for anyone other than one of us Dems/Repubs ... so go ahead and vote -- see what good it does you.

4 - PROSECUTED MY BORDER CONTROL OFFICERS. You know ... let the drug runner go and put the guys who caught him in jail. Nice work, shitforbrains.

5 - CALLED FOR THEIR PIPE AND CALLED FOR THEIR BOWL AND CALLED FOR THEIR FIDDLERS, THREE. You know -- all the fuck they do is sit up there and "call for" peep's resignation ... or they're "calling for" someone to apologize ... or they're "calling for" a special prosecutor ... or they're "calling for" an investigation into something.

You need look no further than the right column of this blog for a short list of things they COULD be doing instead. And, while I'm at it ... why do most Republicans look and act like evangelical/televangelist homo preachers who just escaped from the top of a wedding cake. And, why do most Democrats look and act like paranoid/twitchy escapees from a mental hospital (many of whom have had cosmetic surgery.)

Dirty, rotten, bastards. Never again will I vote for a Republican or a Democrat .... never again. In my entire life, I have not seen them do anything helpful to freedom. All I see them doing is releasing/pampering violent criminals and taxing/restricting law-abiding citizens and taxing/restricting the free market and capitalism.

I firmly believe they'd rip freedom from your hands, if only the pesky constitution wasn't in their way -- and I see them daily, doing everything in their power to weaken the constitution.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Horny Granny

From:

A Chinese grandmother has a five inch horn growing out of her forehead.

The horn curves downward and looks like the stalk of a pumpkin, reports the Yangcheng Evening Post.

Granny Zhao, 95, of Zhanjiang city, Guangdong province, says it first appeared three years ago.

"At first, it was only a mole, but it gradually grew and became like a horn," she said.

Zhao says the horn causes her little trouble except to affect her vision slightly: "It causes me no discomfort, but blocks part of my view."

But her family are hoping that medical experts can explain the phenomenon.

No hissing-spider-stomping-boots?

From:

Poisonous, hissing spider attacks man and cat

A terrified man told yesterday how a poisonous, hissing spider attacked him and his cat in his kitchen.

It reared up on its hind legs and charged at James Hoskins' bare feet when he disturbed it under a broom.

Shop worker James, 27, of Bideford, Devon, leaped on to a unit, but the vicious beast, possibly a false black widow, attacked his cat Bernie, biting his paw.

James said: "I've never seen a spider like it. It was so aggressive and even hissed when it ran at me.

After the stand-off I caught it in a cup, and let it go in a hedge."
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Let it go in a hedge? He must be a liberal. The klown would have let it go attached to a firecracker. HISS AT THAT, you eight- legged bastard.

An inconvenient youth

Hmmm -- is there a common thread here?


Brainwashing continues in "schools"

Herndon, VA – Students at Roger Williams University (RWU) with the help of Young America’s Foundation have exposed blatant acts of liberal bias in the school’s science department. The week before Earth Day, professors teaching the lab portion of CORE 101: Science, Technology and Society required their students to watch Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth during class. Every student at RWU must enroll in this core class to qualify for graduation.

So some students started asking questions like "will there be an alternative viewpoint presented?"

Here's one answer by a jackass "professor."

From: Jeffrey Hughes [jhughes@rwu.edu]
After an initial and heated debate, scientists no longer question whether the atmosphere is being warmed due to human activities and instead are increasingly impressed with the speed and impact of the process. I repeat: there is no doubt that we’re warming the earth and that a continuation of our activities will lead to profound changes.

Read more here if you can stand it:
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Gore's Inconvenient Truth required classroom viewing?
By Kevin Libin, National PostPublished: Friday, May 18, 2007
First it was his world history class. Then he saw it in his economics class. And his world issues class. And his environment class. In total, 18-year-old McKenzie, a Northern Ontario high schooler, says he has had the film An Inconvenient Truth shown to him by four different teachers this year.

"I really don't understand why they keep showing it," says McKenzie (his parents asked that his last name not be used). "I've spoken to the principal about it, and he said that teachers are instructed to present it as a debate. But every time we've seen it, well, one teacher said this is basically a two-sided debate, but this movie really gives you the best idea of what's going on."

McKenzie says he has educated himself enough about both sides of the climate-change controversy to know that the Al Gore movie is too one-sided to be taught as fact.
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What the Klown wants to know is ... HOW IS IT THIS FILM TURNS UP IN OUR SCHOOLS BY MAGIC? ALL OF A SUDDEN EVERY TEACHER GETS THE SAME IDEA? ALL THE SCHOOL BOARDS GO ALONG. ALL THE SCHOOL BOARDS AND TEACHERS ENSURE NO OTHER VIEWPOINT IS TOLERATED? NO WONDER SO MANY KIDS ARE IDIOTS ... LOOK WHO IS LEADING THEM.

Birkie ... communing with terrorists

Well ... like all idiot Birkies ... this guy just had to go hug some terrorists. You know ... so he could "talk to them" ... "get inside their heads" ... "find out what they want."

I guess he figures that the non-arab governments just aren't "listening .. and caring."

Anyway -- so the terrorists McSnagged his Birkenstock-wearing ass. Now they're having a poll/vote online on whether or not to kill him. And boy is it running neck and neck (pardon the pun.) At least he'll find out what they want (non-muslims = dead).

My guess is someone told him ... but he couldna believe it.


REGRET, he shall, the times he defended the "poor palestinians" in his writings. Alas, the regret will be short-lived. T'will only begin when the knife is halfway through is throat. Yes ... it has been said that "objective jourrrrnalists" reach total enlightenment when a knife is halfway through their throat. This new learning speed has become known as the melon-lop ratio.

Read more here:

Friday, May 18, 2007

Iraq War ... not safe enough for Prince

WTF @ these British candy-asses ??

Prince Harry will not be deployed to Iraq due to concern about the number of "specific threats" made against his life, the head of the British Army announced this afternoon.
The 22-year-old prince, who is third in line to the throne, had been due to fly out to join the rest of his Blues and Royals squadron in the south of the country.

But his deployment has now been cancelled, although the Ministry of Defence has not ruled out sending him to the region in the future.

Sir Richard Dannatt, the head of the British Army, said in a statement that the risk to the prince and his men was "unacceptable".

"There have been a number of specific threats – some reported and some not reported - which relate directly to Prince Harry as an individual," he said.

"These threats expose not only him but also those around him to a degree of risk that I now deem unacceptable."
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The bad part is ... I'll bet the Prince is actually pissed off. If t'were me (and it isn't) I'd be raising holy hell until I got to go. They're making a fool of him by refusing to allow him the dignity of serving.

So what is the proper thing to do? --- The klown says "Allow the Prince to go --- make it an all-volunteer regiment (or whatever the fuck the unit is) --- be done with it.

If you aren't going to have the royals allowed to serve when it's "dangerous" ... then don't dress them up as soldiers ... you know --- cuz FUCKING SOLDIERS GO WHEN THE BIG TALK IS FINISHED AND THE ACTION IS STARTING. GD IDIOTS !!!

Forksplit

Found it at Ace's blog:

As a feminist, I used to worry about the implications of my predilection for dirty talk in bed. What does it mean, exactly, I'd wonder, that I enjoy a guy asking me do you like that, huh, do you like that, you little whore?

Read the rest here:

Kennedy the Jackass

1965: "The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs."

1986: "This amnesty will give citizenship to only 1.1 to 1.3 million illegal aliens. We will secure the borders henceforth. We will never again bring forward another amnesty bill like this."

2007: "Now it is time for action. 2007 is the year we must fix our broken system."

Media cares about important issues

Yep -- put any one of these three anti-American shitsticks on a podium and the media will outnumber the rally attendees. (In case you don't know, these three are Jesse Jackson, Cindy Sheehan, and Al Sharpton.) You'll see pics on every major media station -- and you'll see them every 5 minutes for 3 days. Soon they'll be able to come into your house and cram the pics up your ass. --------------------------------------------------------------------------

However -- take a subject that REALLY means something (tax reform) -- have it attended by 8-10,000 peeps -- have Presidential candidates support it -- get it mentioned on the Presidential debates -- it could probably be the best thing to happen to America since the Boston Tea Party -- WHERE IS THE MEDIA ?? -- WHERE COULD IT BE ?? -- NEVERMIND, DUMBASS -- The media has determined you don't need to know anything about this. They can't worry about this, when somewhere, Cindy Sheehan could be making an interesting shape with one of her turds.

Sean Hannity speaks at the rally in Columbia May 17, 2007.

For your information -- there have been several of these in different areas of the country lately. Each one larger than the one before. Shocked? Don't be. The klown predicts the media will start covering this soon --- and when they do, they'll be telling you that only idiots (like Hannity) support this legisaltion.
The klown has read the book -- it's excellent. The klown thinks that this tax system would make America so attractive to large businesses in the global economy, it might make YOU rich as a side benefit. But nevermind that -- it actually takes thought ... and takes time away from thinking about who Paris Hilton might be fucking right now.

Click here to make a difference in America: -- or don't -- just go back to making sure your connection is saving you a nice bag of pot for the weekend

Thursday, May 17, 2007

HAR -- For you old peeps

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Worst pain in a while

Jackass pulls chute too late:

Nobody could have predicted this

From Ace of Spades:

Another Birkie killed while communing with nature.

In other tiger news, a thirty-two year old woman was mauled to death by her fiance's pet tiger. The reason? Apparently the tiger grew angry that the woman was "copying its style."

That pic actually runs with the story, but, while the caption mentions the slain woman by name, it doesn't specify that that's actually her in the picture. It kinda suggests it's her, but never says so.

Michael Moore challenges Thompson to debate

Yes -- Michael Moore recently visited Cuba ... you know ... so he could slam the United States some more. He loves it so.

So Fred Thompson criticized Moore for doing so and Michael Moore wrote Thompson a letter challenging him to a debate. In the letter ... Moore slams Thompsons for buying Cuban cigars.

Here's Thompson's repsonse to Moore's challenge:

These sheep know death when they see it

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Reason for Muslim attack on Ft Dix unclear

From the New York Times:

It is unclear what role, if any, religion played in the attack Mr. Shnewer and the five other men are charged with planning. (The sixth suspect, Agron Abdullahu, had no apparent connection with Al-Aqsa or the South Jersey Islamic Center.) The authorities have described the suspects as Islamic extremists, but the lengthy criminal complaint summarizing the F.B.I.’s 15-month undercover investigation of the group does not mention where — or how often — they prayed. Certainly there is no evidence that they picked up radical ideas at either mosque.
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Yes --- Quite a stumper, I must say. Yes -- a real class-A mystery .... you know .... if you're a brainless writer for the New York Times. (Or any objective jourrrrrrnalist, for that matter)
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