What have these two wonderful parties done for me lately?
1 - INCREASED MY CIGARETTE TAXES. You know ...
cuz smoking is a sin and we can TAX the
everloving shit out of a WITCH!!!!!! -- uh .... I mean, sinner.
2 - BANNED ONLINE POKER. You know --
cuz playing poker is a sin and we can BAN the
everloving shit out of a WITCH!!!!! -- uh .... I mean, sinner.
3 - BLOCKED TAX REFORM. You know --
cuz the current tax system can't be changed and it's far too complicated to explain to you
dumbasses. Anyway -- screw off, dorks. It's not like you're going to vote for anyone other than one of us
Dems/
Repubs ... so go ahead and vote -- see what good it does you.
4 -
PROSECUTED MY BORDER CONTROL OFFICERS. You know ... let the drug runner go and put the guys who caught him in jail. Nice work,
shitforbrains.
5 -
CALLED FOR THEIR PIPE AND
CALLED FOR THEIR BOWL AND
CALLED FOR THEIR FIDDLERS, THREE. You know -- all the fuck they do is sit up there and "
call for"
peep's resignation ... or they're "
calling for" someone to apologize ... or they're "
calling for" a special prosecutor ... or they're "
calling for" an investigation into something.
You need look no further than the right column of this blog for a short list of things they COULD be doing instead. And, while I'm at it ... why do most Republicans look and act like evangelical/televangelist homo preachers who just escaped from the top of a wedding cake. And, why do most Democrats look and act like paranoid/twitchy escapees from a mental hospital (many of whom have had cosmetic surgery.)
Dirty, rotten, bastards. Never again will I vote for a Republican or a Democrat .... never again. In my entire life, I have not seen them do anything helpful to freedom. All I see them doing is releasing/pampering violent criminals and taxing/restricting law-abiding citizens and taxing/restricting the free market and capitalism.
I firmly believe they'd rip freedom from your hands, if only the pesky constitution wasn't in their way -- and I see them daily, doing everything in their power to weaken the constitution.