Friday, April 6, 2007
Uh .. NAY !!
Call me a cynic but the klown is not buying his excuse.
Firefighter was really out of uniform
DUI arrest merely one charge for man driving in wig, bikini
More here: http://www.columbusdispatch.com/dispatch/content/local_news/stories/2007/04/05/firefighter.html
Firefighter was really out of uniform
DUI arrest merely one charge for man driving in wig, bikini
More here: http://www.columbusdispatch.com/dispatch/content/local_news/stories/2007/04/05/firefighter.html
I ... Love ... GAAAaaaaaa!!!
Man painting love message on rock dies after fall
Friend who witnessed fall says victim complained girlfriend's name was too long
Friday, April 6, 2007 3:43 AM
Associated Press
BEACH CITY, Ohio—A man climbing a rock in eastern Ohio to spray-paint a love message died after slipping and falling, his friend said.
Arthur Lewis, 21, of Navarre was pronounced dead Wednesday at Akron City Hospital.
Lewis and friend Richard Burkey climbed to the top part of Mackin's Rock in Tuscarawas County Tuesday so Lewis could paint “Art loves Kaylee,” his girlfriend of more than three years, Burkey said. The rock, south of Beach City, is painted with several other similar messages.
“He was trying reach out further to get her name done,” Burkey said. “He kept saying her name was too long. He tried to reach out further and he slipped.”
The Summit County Medical Examiner's Office is investigating the death and said Lewis fell 25 to 30 feet.
Burkey said his cell phone didn't get reception at the rock, so he put Lewis in the back of his pickup truck and drove to a service station, where medical assistance was called.
Friend who witnessed fall says victim complained girlfriend's name was too long
Friday, April 6, 2007 3:43 AM
Associated Press
BEACH CITY, Ohio—A man climbing a rock in eastern Ohio to spray-paint a love message died after slipping and falling, his friend said.
Arthur Lewis, 21, of Navarre was pronounced dead Wednesday at Akron City Hospital.
Lewis and friend Richard Burkey climbed to the top part of Mackin's Rock in Tuscarawas County Tuesday so Lewis could paint “Art loves Kaylee,” his girlfriend of more than three years, Burkey said. The rock, south of Beach City, is painted with several other similar messages.
“He was trying reach out further to get her name done,” Burkey said. “He kept saying her name was too long. He tried to reach out further and he slipped.”
The Summit County Medical Examiner's Office is investigating the death and said Lewis fell 25 to 30 feet.
Burkey said his cell phone didn't get reception at the rock, so he put Lewis in the back of his pickup truck and drove to a service station, where medical assistance was called.
Idiot criminals
FROM: Ace of Spades ...
A horror movie fanatic who repeatedly slashed his terrified friend with a home-made Freddy Krueger glove was jailed for life yesterday.
Jason Moore was obsessed with the Nightmare on Elm Street killer and spent hours crafting various recreations of his 'horrific' weapon.
His final model featured four curved steel blades - each as sharp as a cut-throat razor - that were attached to a welded brass amulet.
Deranged Moore, 37, used the glove to attack his friend John Skamarski as he slept, causing slash wounds to his face, neck and hands.
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Stat rapist swears "She looked 16, your Honor!" Judge agrees: She did look pretty tasty.
A man who raped a 10-year-old girl was spared a jail sentence yesterday after a High Court judge agreed that the victim looked older.
Describing the case as "wholly exceptional", Mr Justice Roderick Evans said he understood why Liam Edgecombe, a 20-year-old painter, had thought that the child was 16 when they had sex last year.
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A 30-year-old woman who posed as a teenage boy to win the affections of a 14-year-old girl - and the trust of her family - has been charged with child rape.
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More on these crimes here (along with Ace's usual witty insights.)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/221772.php
A horror movie fanatic who repeatedly slashed his terrified friend with a home-made Freddy Krueger glove was jailed for life yesterday.
Jason Moore was obsessed with the Nightmare on Elm Street killer and spent hours crafting various recreations of his 'horrific' weapon.
His final model featured four curved steel blades - each as sharp as a cut-throat razor - that were attached to a welded brass amulet.
Deranged Moore, 37, used the glove to attack his friend John Skamarski as he slept, causing slash wounds to his face, neck and hands.
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Stat rapist swears "She looked 16, your Honor!" Judge agrees: She did look pretty tasty.
A man who raped a 10-year-old girl was spared a jail sentence yesterday after a High Court judge agreed that the victim looked older.
Describing the case as "wholly exceptional", Mr Justice Roderick Evans said he understood why Liam Edgecombe, a 20-year-old painter, had thought that the child was 16 when they had sex last year.
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A 30-year-old woman who posed as a teenage boy to win the affections of a 14-year-old girl - and the trust of her family - has been charged with child rape.
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More on these crimes here (along with Ace's usual witty insights.)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/221772.php
Thursday, April 5, 2007
Aww C'mon -- she botched it, that's all
From Ace of Spades:
April 04, 2007
Nancy Pelosi's Smart, Strong Diplomacy: Utterly Botches Delivery Of Israeli Message To Syria
Israeli's message? Same as it's been. If the terrorists agree to end terrorism, Israel is ready and eager to begin peace talks with an eye towards a final settlement on the various land issues.
Apparently this contained too much nuanced for our very-nuanced globetrotting Speaker of the House.
So her little brain had to simplify it a tad. The message she relayed?
Israel is willing to begin peace talks now, right now, whether or not terrorism continues, and, let's face it, it will, so let's get on with it.
First she ended the Global War on Terror.
Now she singlehandedly reverses Israel's decades-old position on negotiations.
All in the interests of peace. For our children.
Thanks, Nancy!
Bonus: More San Fransisco Nuance! Anarchist-type militant bicyclists terrify a woman and her children by beating on her Minivan because, hey, they don't like Minivans.
Police are powerless to do anything, because apparently assault's been decriminalized in San Fransisco, so long as leftist jagoffs are doing the assaulting.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/221662.php
April 04, 2007
Nancy Pelosi's Smart, Strong Diplomacy: Utterly Botches Delivery Of Israeli Message To Syria
Israeli's message? Same as it's been. If the terrorists agree to end terrorism, Israel is ready and eager to begin peace talks with an eye towards a final settlement on the various land issues.
Apparently this contained too much nuanced for our very-nuanced globetrotting Speaker of the House.
So her little brain had to simplify it a tad. The message she relayed?
Israel is willing to begin peace talks now, right now, whether or not terrorism continues, and, let's face it, it will, so let's get on with it.
First she ended the Global War on Terror.
Now she singlehandedly reverses Israel's decades-old position on negotiations.
All in the interests of peace. For our children.
Thanks, Nancy!
Bonus: More San Fransisco Nuance! Anarchist-type militant bicyclists terrify a woman and her children by beating on her Minivan because, hey, they don't like Minivans.
Police are powerless to do anything, because apparently assault's been decriminalized in San Fransisco, so long as leftist jagoffs are doing the assaulting.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/221662.php
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Idiot Democrats
"Shhhhh -- don't call it "the war on terror." Shhhh everybody.
If we don't mention it, maybe the morons will forget.
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Found it at Ace of Spades:
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No more GWOT, House committee decrees
By Rick Maze - Staff writerPosted : Tuesday Apr 3, 2007 20:12:47 EDT
The House Armed Services Committee is banishing the global war on terror from the 2008 defense budget.
This is not because the war has been won, lost or even called off, but because the committee’s Democratic leadership doesn’t like the phrase.
A memo for the committee staff, circulated March 27, says the 2008 bill and its accompanying explanatory report that will set defense policy should be specific about military operations and “avoid using colloquialisms.”
The “global war on terror,” a phrase first used by President Bush shortly after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks on the U.S., should not be used, according to the memo. Also banned is the phrase the “long war,” which military officials began using last year as a way of acknowledging that military operations against terrorist states and organizations would not be wrapped up in a few years.
“If you are a reader of the Harry Potter books, you might describe this as the war that must not be named,” said another Republican aide. That is a reference to the fact that the villain in the Harry Potter series, Lord Voldemort, is often referred to as “he who must not be named” because of fears of his dark wizardry.
More here: http://www.militarytimes.com/news/2007/04/military_gwot_democrats_070403w/
Ace concludes:
Democrats have approved a list of acceptable euphemisms for the Global War on Terror, including "The Global War For Oil," "Bush's Unilateral Illegal War of Choice," "PNAC's Pwnage," "the recent unpleasantness," and one euphemism suggested by Rosie O'Donnell, "the thing we're doing that's just making more terrorists (Google It!)."
If we don't mention it, maybe the morons will forget.
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Found it at Ace of Spades:
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No more GWOT, House committee decrees
By Rick Maze - Staff writerPosted : Tuesday Apr 3, 2007 20:12:47 EDT
The House Armed Services Committee is banishing the global war on terror from the 2008 defense budget.
This is not because the war has been won, lost or even called off, but because the committee’s Democratic leadership doesn’t like the phrase.
A memo for the committee staff, circulated March 27, says the 2008 bill and its accompanying explanatory report that will set defense policy should be specific about military operations and “avoid using colloquialisms.”
The “global war on terror,” a phrase first used by President Bush shortly after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks on the U.S., should not be used, according to the memo. Also banned is the phrase the “long war,” which military officials began using last year as a way of acknowledging that military operations against terrorist states and organizations would not be wrapped up in a few years.
“If you are a reader of the Harry Potter books, you might describe this as the war that must not be named,” said another Republican aide. That is a reference to the fact that the villain in the Harry Potter series, Lord Voldemort, is often referred to as “he who must not be named” because of fears of his dark wizardry.
More here: http://www.militarytimes.com/news/2007/04/military_gwot_democrats_070403w/
Ace concludes:
Democrats have approved a list of acceptable euphemisms for the Global War on Terror, including "The Global War For Oil," "Bush's Unilateral Illegal War of Choice," "PNAC's Pwnage," "the recent unpleasantness," and one euphemism suggested by Rosie O'Donnell, "the thing we're doing that's just making more terrorists (Google It!)."
Iran needs Lifetime channel
From Ace of Spades:
British Seamen To Be Released
—LauraW.
Ahem.
TEHRAN, Iran - President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Iran would free the 15 detained British sailors and marines Wednesday as an Easter holiday "gift" to the British people. Iranian state television said the 14 men and one woman, who were seized while on patrol in the northern Persian gulf on March 23, would leave Iran on Thursday.Naturally we're relieved for the continued well-being of our British allies.
I am kind of curious what kind of finagling prevented the Iranians from following through with their threat to try the captives for espionage.
Ahmadinejad asked Blair not to "punish" the crew for confessing that they had been in Iranian waters when they were seized by Iranian coast guard. Iran broadcast video of some of the crew giving confessions, angering Britain.
He also criticized Britain for deploying Turney in the Gulf, pointing out that she is a woman with a child.
"How can you justify seeing a mother away from her home, her children? Why don't they respect family values in the West?" he asked of the British government.
Ace says:
My emphasis.I hate to say it, but you know what Iran could use? The Lifetime Channel.
It's about time Feminists invested themselves into knocking the nuts off our enemies for a change.
http://ace.mu.nu/
British Seamen To Be Released
—LauraW.
Ahem.
TEHRAN, Iran - President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Iran would free the 15 detained British sailors and marines Wednesday as an Easter holiday "gift" to the British people. Iranian state television said the 14 men and one woman, who were seized while on patrol in the northern Persian gulf on March 23, would leave Iran on Thursday.Naturally we're relieved for the continued well-being of our British allies.
I am kind of curious what kind of finagling prevented the Iranians from following through with their threat to try the captives for espionage.
Ahmadinejad asked Blair not to "punish" the crew for confessing that they had been in Iranian waters when they were seized by Iranian coast guard. Iran broadcast video of some of the crew giving confessions, angering Britain.
He also criticized Britain for deploying Turney in the Gulf, pointing out that she is a woman with a child.
"How can you justify seeing a mother away from her home, her children? Why don't they respect family values in the West?" he asked of the British government.
Ace says:
My emphasis.I hate to say it, but you know what Iran could use? The Lifetime Channel.
It's about time Feminists invested themselves into knocking the nuts off our enemies for a change.
http://ace.mu.nu/
Solid info from the "Today Show"
Well .... these idiots say something stupid every day. Here's a good one ... Your car emissions hurt puppies and help criminals.
Read the commie story disguised as a health report here:
http://newsbusters.org/node/11792
Read the commie story disguised as a health report here:
http://newsbusters.org/node/11792
Stupid Assed Time Magazine
I knew it was coming ... now you have to be a vegetarian to reduce global warming.
Yep --- your burger is worse than your Beemer. (Seriously -- they say it.)
How long will it be? How long will it be until you have to buy a pair of Birkenstocks to reduce global warming?
Read Time's justification here:
http://newsbusters.org/node/11801#comment
Yep --- your burger is worse than your Beemer. (Seriously -- they say it.)
How long will it be? How long will it be until you have to buy a pair of Birkenstocks to reduce global warming?
Read Time's justification here:
http://newsbusters.org/node/11801#comment
Hippie idiots
Sorry -- but one of my favorite things is watching Birkenstock-clad dipshits being hauled off by the cops. Those crazy hobos ... uh .. I mean hippies .... sure hate Rove ... uh ... I mean capitalism.
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WASHINGTON -- White House Advisor Karl Rove was the target of a protest on the American University campus Tuesday night, NBC 4 reported.
Rove was on the campus to talk to the College Republicans, but when he got outside more than a dozen students began throwing things at him and at his car, an American University spokesperson said.
Rove was on the campus to talk to the College Republicans, but when he got outside more than a dozen students began throwing things at him and at his car, an American University spokesperson said.
Got it from Drudge who linked it from here:
Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Monday, April 2, 2007
This is ludicrous
From Little Green Footballs:
UK Springs Into Action
Britain has a new plan to deal with Islamic supremacists who want to destroy Western civilization, slaughter infidels, and institute a global Islamic state.
They’re going to give the jihadis civics lessons.
Muslim “opinion formers”, including imams, are to be given lessons in civic leadership under a new plan to tackle Islamic extremism in Britain.
Ruth Kelly, the Communities and Local Government Secretary, will this week announce details of a £6 million “hearts and minds” drive to deal with growing radicalism among young British Muslims which can fuel terrorist plots.
Also part of the plan are school-twinning projects, in which pupils from mainly Muslim schools will undertake joint projects, such as music and drama, with children from predominantly white establishments. The schools could go on trips together, while groups of pupils could spend days in each other’s classrooms.
Miss Kelly will also announce a major increase in the number of “forums against extremism” - regional groups which meet regularly and which were set up in the wake of the July 7 London bombings to enable Muslims to discuss ways of tackling extremism.
At the same time, British schools are dropping the Holocaust and the Crusades from history lessons, as we noted yesterday.
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My My ... How Tollllllllllerant. Freaking idiots. Good luck with that. Sure sounds like a good plan ... if your brain cells are on Prozac.
UK Springs Into Action
Britain has a new plan to deal with Islamic supremacists who want to destroy Western civilization, slaughter infidels, and institute a global Islamic state.
They’re going to give the jihadis civics lessons.
Muslim “opinion formers”, including imams, are to be given lessons in civic leadership under a new plan to tackle Islamic extremism in Britain.
Ruth Kelly, the Communities and Local Government Secretary, will this week announce details of a £6 million “hearts and minds” drive to deal with growing radicalism among young British Muslims which can fuel terrorist plots.
Also part of the plan are school-twinning projects, in which pupils from mainly Muslim schools will undertake joint projects, such as music and drama, with children from predominantly white establishments. The schools could go on trips together, while groups of pupils could spend days in each other’s classrooms.
Miss Kelly will also announce a major increase in the number of “forums against extremism” - regional groups which meet regularly and which were set up in the wake of the July 7 London bombings to enable Muslims to discuss ways of tackling extremism.
At the same time, British schools are dropping the Holocaust and the Crusades from history lessons, as we noted yesterday.
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My My ... How Tollllllllllerant. Freaking idiots. Good luck with that. Sure sounds like a good plan ... if your brain cells are on Prozac.
Swimming with the dolphins
Have you ever seen the flower children swimming with the dolphins?? Have you ever heard them waxing all waxy of their sublime commune with nature??
OK -- listen -- I'm talking to YOU, Chad Birkenstock, -- the reason dolphins like to "swim" with you is because they are trying to have sex with you -- you dumbass. It's as if everyone in the world knows this except the brainless tree-hugger types.
Here's one of them now -- at his dream job. Can't you just hear him, proudly telling anyone he meets that his "job" is to "swim with dolphins?" I'll bet this guy masturbates to this video.
OK -- listen -- I'm talking to YOU, Chad Birkenstock, -- the reason dolphins like to "swim" with you is because they are trying to have sex with you -- you dumbass. It's as if everyone in the world knows this except the brainless tree-hugger types.
Here's one of them now -- at his dream job. Can't you just hear him, proudly telling anyone he meets that his "job" is to "swim with dolphins?" I'll bet this guy masturbates to this video.
Sunday, April 1, 2007
Jack is tough
I haven't watched this show yet but I hear it's good.
Found this on Bits and Pieces:
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
Chained to a chair, tortured, and with the threat of death hanging over him, Jack just wanted something to eat.
Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.
Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12"
The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
Jack Bauer definitely loves his daughter; he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live.
Bauer is not word, it is a sentence...A death sentence.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's f#cking beef.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
The only reason Jack gave Nina mouth to mouth in Season 2 was because he had to kill her himself.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "SMALLER THAN Jack Bauer".
In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.
It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.
After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Jack Bauer, Tom Cruise admitted that he was gay.
Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Jack Bauer has killed more men than he has spoken to.
If the show was called "Bauer: Texas Ranger" the show would still be in production.
Nobody speaks while Jack Bauer speaks, which is why the entire world is silent for approximately 1 hour on Mondays.
50 million people can't be wrong...unless Jack Bauer says so.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why...
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