Tuesday, December 11, 2012

The evil juice



The avian discovery was made in Kereinek, a town in the Darfur region of western Sudan, Israeli media have reported.

Sudanese officials are said to have concluded that the bird was a secret agent after discovering it was fitted with GPS and solar-powered equipment capable of broadcasting images via satellite, according to Haaretz newspaper, which cited an Egyptian website, El Balad.

The vulture also had a tag attached to its leg with "Israel Nature Service" and "Hebrew University, Jerusalem", leading to accusations that it was on an Israeli surveillance mission.

So the super-secret intelligence agency fitted this vulture with camera's etc and sent it out flying around Sudan.  BUT, the super-secret  intelligence agency can't fool THEM ... because, first of all, they "found" the vulture.  Oh yes, that happens all the time.

Secondly, those stupid juice left tags saying "spying courtesy of the juice."  D'OH!  Amateur mistake.  Very believable though, if you're a gd idiot.

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