Cops are going after the real low-lifes who threaten our communities

DEERFIELD BEACH, Fla. –  Federal officials are looking for the two swimmers who were seen riding a dying whale in South Florida.

Federal officials? ROFL.

The South Florida Sun Sentinel reports a Pompano Beach resident snapped a picture of one man riding the dying whale Sunday morning. The swimmers could face a misdemeanor conviction of harassing a marine mammal, which carries a maximum penalty of one year in jail and a fine of up to $100,000.

City officials had the 40-foot sperm whale carcass towed out to sea rather than allow scientists to perform a necropsy. Federal officials argued that learning the animal's cause of death would provide invaluable information for conservation. From here:

LMAO.  Yes, this is a job for "federal officials." THEY MUST BE ARRESTED FOR RIDING A WHALE.

Well, in the Klown's humble opinion, free people ought to be allowed to ride whales if they want (not slaves, of course, just free people) ... as long as they don't hurt them.  This goes for putting salt on the tails of birds too.

I look at it this way, it's just one more opportunity for idiots to be killed while communing with wild animals.  It's one of my favorite ways for libs to suffer death ... right next to being killed while trying to rob law-abiding citizens.

Anyway, what's wrong with these peeps?  Don't they know that whale riding is only legal when big political donors like Sea World are doing it for profit?  Sheesh.