Saturday, November 17, 2012

Teenage boys in GREAT peril


SOUTH GLENS FALLS, N.Y. (Fox News) Exotic dancers performed lap dances on teenagers at a boy's surprise 16th birthday party in an upstate New York village, police said, and investigators were trying to determine whether any organizer of the celebration committed a crime.

Oh yes, let's do "investigate" ... let's stick our liberal noses wherever we want ... and WE'LL determine whether peaceful people, minding their own business, "committed a crime."

Funny, ain't it ... in school they told us we were "free."

South Glens Falls Police Chief Kevin Judd said the investigation began after people concerned about the Nov. 3 party at the Spare Time bowling alley told authorities about racy photos that had been posted on social networking sites.

Man o' man, I'm so glad to see the police department investigating this aren't you?  I'm sure they're all caught up on "investigating" violent criminals. I'm so glad to know my tax money is being used so wisely and to keep us all safe.

At least one of the images shows a scantily clad, tattooed woman clinging upside down to a seated teen as others look on.

"Several kids at the party got lap dances," Judd said. "We have a lot of people to talk to." The names of the boy and his parents haven't been released.

What's this?  They got lap dances?  O-M-G!!!! CALL THE COPS!!!!

And why would you "release" the names?  Don't you really mean "publish and humiliate?"  Yes, I think you do. I mean, after all, they aren't behaving exactly as you think they should ... they're probably witches too.

That's what I love about libs.  They "offer" you their helpful advice on how to live ... and if you ignore them, they'll helpfully force their wisdom upon you (always for your own good, of course) and they'll jail you if necessary ... until you "see the light."

Saratoga County District Attorney James Murphy said Thursday that investigators were trying to determine who hired the dancers and if the alley served alcohol to any of the partiers.

He said there were 80 adults and teens in a room where floor-to-ceiling windows were masked off with brown paper while the two dancers from a company called "Tops In Bottoms" performed.

"Whether it got beyond that, we don't know," Murphy said. "We don't know about sex acts."

Right ... but we MUST investigate, right?  Yes, the Gestapo will put a GESHTOP to THIS BUSINESS!

The teens and dancers aren't targets, he said, but child endangerment is among the potential charges faced by any adults who organized the party. Also, the bowling alley's liquor license could be revoked if it knowingly allowed the exotic dancing or served alcohol to anyone under age, he said.

LOL -- the cops are really going to get to the "BOTTOM" of this.  And what do you MEAN a private business can't "allow" a private party to rent the party room and have some strippers in there?  Isn't "freedom" great?

WE MUST ERECT A STIFF OPPOSITION TO THE SMUT FRONT.  WE CAN'T LICK IT BY BEING SOFT! (George Carlin.)

In addition to endangering, Murphy said there could be charges of unlawfully dealing with a child if kids were served alcohol and misdemeanor sexual abuse if it's learned either of the dancers was touched through their skimpy clothing. From here:

"Endangering." THAT'S RIGHT, it's very perilous.  The idiots call it "endangering" when you give a sixteen year-old kid a lap dance.  What did Sir Gallahad have to say about this? I believe it was in the "Search For The Holy Grail" ... "no, no ... I can defeat them, there's only 150 of them ... please, let me face the peril."

Note: Of COURSE Fox News didn't supply a pic with the story since your imagination works just fine right?  But the Klown went to Google for the pic ... just in case your imagination wasn't working so well today ... you're welcome.

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