Monday, September 10, 2012

One liners from comedians ... supposedly


The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree ... and think 25 to life would be  appropriate.  --Jay Leno  

America needs Obama-care like Nancy  Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.    --Jay Leno  

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?  
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you  has to pay for it.    --Conan O'Brien  

Q: What does Barack Obama call  lunch with a convicted felon?  
A: A fund raiser.    --Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing  prisoners.  --David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were  on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it  started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !  --Jimmy Fallon  

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.  --Jimmy Kimmel  

Q: What was the most positive result  of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper  stickers off the road.  --David Letterman 

My friend sent me this in email.  Now, these are some good ones, I grant you that ... but somehow I don't believe the comedians that were quoted actually said the lines ... and I'm too lazy to Google it.

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