Friday, May 11, 2012

How do you know when Idiot-Libs have taken over when you weren't looking


You know you live in Idiot-Lib Land if...
  • A Muslim officer crying "Allah Akbar" while shooting up an army base is considered to have committed "Workplace Violence" while an American citizen boasting a Ron Paul bumper sticker is classified as a "Domestic Terrorist".
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  • You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.
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  • Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.
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  • The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
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  • Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.
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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
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  • Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing.
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  • The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).
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  • Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
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  • Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.
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  • The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.
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  • Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.
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  • You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.
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  • You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iphones, TV's and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).
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  • Your government can add anything they want to your kid's water (fluoride, chlorine, etc.) but you are not allowed to give them raw milk.
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  • Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".
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  • You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.
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I made some changes to this but the idea came from my friend, Forrest, in an email.

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