Shhhhh, the "news" is on MSNBC

Here's a standard take on Sarah Palin by jourrrrnalists everywhere : (The genius is referring to Sarah Palin's tour bus.)

Allow me to introduce you to the totally unbiased and objective jourrrrnalist, Martin Bashir of MSNBC.  He's only interested in getting you the all the facts of the circumstances so you can think what you will.  He would never ... and I mean NEVER deign to slant the "news."

Quothe he: It all sounds like a wonderful commitment to American values and American history, but it's nothing of the kind. In fact, the whole thing could be in breach of a federal law because the United States Flag Code establishes important rules for the use and display of the stars and stripes, the flag of the United States. Under standards of respect and etiquette, it's made clear that the flag of the United States should never be used for any advertising purpose whatsoever. Yet that's precisely what Sarah Palin is doing. She's using the flag of the United States for her own financial purposes. She drapes herself in the stars and stripes and makes millions of dollars in the process.  (More here comrades) Yeow, watch out or some of the contempt will drip out of his mouth and onto the laps of his fellow communists jourrrrnalists.  Yes, yes, Martin -- the bus tour is actually "in breach of federal law."  Awesome conclusion drawn by a person who is "proven" superior at understanding complexity.

Doesn't this sound like the birthers to you?  Instead of arguing issues, he has to pick insignificant things to talk about?  What about Obama suddenly deciding to wear an American flag pin?  I guess that doesn't count, right, jackass?

That aside, why all the hatred for Sarah out of the mainstream media?  Has she announced she's running?  Does she give the media an itinerary? (Answer: No.)  Then why are they following her like idiots?  Why trash her and run her down every chance you get?  Why not ignore her if she's so stupid and has no chance etc?  ... Reasons?  Anyone?  Bueller?

Also, look at this asshat ... just LOOK at him.  He's giving you the look of condescending contempt.  This shows you he knows what he's talking about and you better get in line.  Don't question him or he'll make you look like a fool ... and to a lib, it's better to just stay in the dark than risk that ... to a lib, appearing smart is "mission critical."  It's absolutely critical that everyone else thinks you're smart, never mind what you really think of yourself ... you can hide that part.

Don't let all this hyperbole cause you to miss my main point ... this is the news ... on MSNBC.