Tuesday, May 3, 2011


We can all agree that our intellectual betters Libs sound like broken records. This is counter-intuitive (that means "confusing") because we no-brain-dummies would expect that with all their vast and expansive educational backgrounds, they would be more creative in the points they try to make. Alas, all they ever accomplish is firmly cementing their viewpoint without ever convincing anyone of anything they didn't already believe.

Here's an example of classic Libspeak by the honorable and esteemed Cindy Sheehan:

Anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, meanwhile, is among those who think bin Laden may be still alive and kicking. "I am sorry, but if you believe the newest death of OBL, you're stupid. Just think to yourself--they paraded Saddam's dead sons around to prove they were dead--why do you suppose they hastily buried this version of OBL at sea?" she asked.
Let's break this down.

"I am sorry"- She's not only not sorry, she's smug. Furthermore, ever notice how Libs avoid regularly used contractions (like "I'm") when they're trying to seem smart sound convincing? I swear- they think they're elevating themselves above the plebeians by avoiding contractions when it would really be much more effective just to express ideas that are intelligent and thoughtful (and logical if I'm making wishes anyway).
Libs figure that if they start out with a snarky sincere apology, they'll open the door to filling your head with otherwise blatant drivel and lies. Of course, this only works on other Libs.

"the newest death"- Well, this one is rife with Libisms. First of all, "the newest" as if "What? This is the first rumor you've heard? Have you been living under a rock?" Of course, the only people who are "in" on the rumor mill are other Libs. They're the inner circle of the inner circle. The super-cool ones. This is precisely why they're better equipped to police your thoughts, decide what's best for you and to rule the world.
Secondly, "death". "Death"? Death what? I suspect that she meant "death rumor" but never finished her thought because "you know what I meant- c'mon". Of course, those of us who are paying attention know fully well that incomplete thoughts/sentences leave her an "out" later when she needs to cover her tracks. Again, the only people who fall for that tactic are other Libs (and those with medical amnesia).

Snarky Helper Note: This is one of many examples
of the left making exactly the same mistake that
"set off a twitter storm" when a FOX News affiliate
made the same mistake earlier this week.

"OBL"- Let's face it. For pea-brains our intellectual betters, it's much safer to avoid the virtually irresistible slip of the tongue (see Moonbattery for examples) by avoiding the name all together. It's better to leave those slip-ups to those idiots at FOX News.

"you're stupid"- This, of course, is the ol' standby of Libs although with its proliferation, you'd think it was the amuse-bouche of these literary top-chefs. Let's get this straight right off the bat- if you don't agree with the speaker, there is one and only one reason. It's not because you have your facts straight, it's not because you have common sense, and it's not because your idea of intelligent thought is logical reasoning. It's because you're STUPID.

"just think to yourself"- She's really just saying, "let me do your thinking for you and this will be painless and over very soon". Then she immediately follows with the conspiracy theory du jour. Furthermore- don't start thinking out loud cuz that could lead to an intelligent discussion and THEN WHAT????

Original quote found at newser.


Evil_Klown said...

Yes, but will the media imply she's an intellectual lightweight? Will they come out and call her stupid? Nah, they're too busy doing that with Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, and other conservatives ... you know ... because conservatives don't agree with the media.

ragweed said...

The only reason Bin Diein didn't do this chick is cause she reminded him of a stinkin spittin camel he once did, even though the camel was better lookin and didn't smell as bad as she does.

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