So some dipsticks wrote some childrens' books entitled "Why mommy/daddy is a Democrat." They seem to have left out the "Because mommy/daddy is a brain-dead vegetable" part.
Oh look, there are flowers and a butterfly by daddy ... just like there are in Equallia/Utopia. (Note: "Equallia" is a Simpsons reference.)
Yes kids, we ALL need to "play by the rules." Not only that but WE need to set the rules by which everyone "plays." That's right kids, we can't just leave people alone to be free and do as they wish (as long as they aren't hurting others) ... we need to get in there and tell them what to do with their lives and how to live ... and how much they should pay to support us while we make up more rules.
Yes, children, that's right ... and we don't just do it for a few years out of your life either, we do it for your ENTIRE life. You'll get to the end and see how we've stolen your life but remember, we only did it for your own good.
Think of others and yourselves as slaves for life ... this goes for your own children too ... remember kids, everyone needs to play by OUR rules because we're better and smarter than other people.
Yes, children, that's right ... and we don't just do it for a few years out of your life either, we do it for your ENTIRE life. You'll get to the end and see how we've stolen your life but remember, we only did it for your own good.
Think of others and yourselves as slaves for life ... this goes for your own children too ... remember kids, everyone needs to play by OUR rules because we're better and smarter than other people.
Yes, sometimes "The Earth" feels sick. We can't prove it but we say we can. We do a lot of talking and "proving" by stealing money from other people and then giving it to our friends to conduct "scientific studies." Even though our friends are totally neutral, somehow, their "studies" always agree with us ... isn't that funny kids? The reason for that is we're all geniuses and we knew the outcome before the "study" was done anyway. That's right kids, we geniuses are NEVER, EVER wrong. To tell the truth, the only reason we go through with the charade of "studies" is so we can point to them as "scientific proof."
And how do we get the word out? Easy-peasey ... all you have to do is look at the news broadcast of your choice. Isn't it sweet of the media to help us out. Remember kids, always believe what the media tells you. The media really cares about you.
My friend Kevin sent me this link in email. If I know him, he was laughing like hell when he sent it to me. You can click here if you need to purge and haven't vomited yet.
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You can also get your copy of "Mommy Voted for Obama".
Copies of Mama Voted for Obama are $8 each.
Sale: Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat normally sell for $8 each, but are now
on sale for just $5. (Note: Mama Voted for Obama is still regular price.)
For orders of 1 to 4 books, shipping throughout the US and Canada is an additional $2 per copy.
These people are morons and they're trying to turn their children into morons as well. The preach only that consumption and preservation are worthwhile values. They denigrate and revile concepts like production, prosperity and profit and then whine and complain that China dominates.
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