Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Texts from last night


so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.

he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?

If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...

yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time

you kept splashing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.

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