Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
Q: Where's Michael going on holiday?
A: He's off to Tampa with the kids.
McDonald's is bringing out a new "Michael Jackson Burger"...
It has 40 year old meat inside 10 year old buns.
Tuck the end of a jacket sleeve into your pants crotch. Hold the jacket off to the side. Then ask, "What's this?" "Dunno."
"Michael Jackson helping a kid put his coat on."
Q: What do Michael Jackson and zits have in common?
A: They both wait till your 12 to come on your face!
Q: What's black and white and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson has been spotted dangling children from a balcony again.
It makes a change because he usually tosses them off!!!
Q: Have you heard about the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor have started?
A: It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.
Apparently we're going to be hearing the pitter-patter of little feet in the Jackson household . . . yep, Lisa Marie's going to be leaving town for a while.
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, plastic, and shouldn't be left alone with small children, and you put your groceries in the other one.
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