Punch them in the face !

FULL VOLUME HEADPHONE GUY

8:00 am. So far, you’ve lost 26 minutes on the platform, missed 4 L trains, and contracted some kind of infection from the smell of aged urine. But, it’s cool, because the dude whose armpit will be in your face for the next half hour is blasting Staind from his portable space-age music device.

As much as we love epic, early 90s, rip-off radio rock, it’s just too fucking early. That goes for you too, Beyonce blaster. And all the rest of you lowlifes who insist on pushing your musical tastes on the poor morning commuter, like an early -bird Jehova’s Witness.

So next time you’re sandwiched against this toolbag, make sure you turn up the volume…on his face. Hard to hear with all that ringing in your ears isn’t it buddy?

From People who Deserve It