Why the commies are always pissed

SANTA FE, New Mexico (CNN) – For The New Mexico Sun News it is either a major scoop or “Dewey Beats Truman” déjà vu 60 years later.

“Obama Wins!” is the headline of the edition on newsstands now, complete with “special collector’s edition” in red bold typeface. More here:

See, the media tells the leftists they're going to win. The leftist polls tell the leftists they're going to win. This is why the leftists are always shocked when they lose. And even thought it happens all the time, they're always just as surprised when it happens. They remind me of prehistoric peeps who were shocked and relieved when the sun came up each day.

When the Democrats won control of congress two years ago, did you hear anything about stolen elections or "fixed Diebold voting machines?" No, you didn't. There's never any voter fraud or cheating when Democrats win -- it's only when they lose that there's a big problem and conspiracy. I mean, you know it's ridiculous when The Onion makes fun of it.

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