Well -- my friends Jerry and Laura recently got new patio furniture and it's very nice -- but not THIS NICE.
From First Coast News:
From First Coast News:
BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.
The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.
The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.
Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.
Police say Price lives near an elementary school.
Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.
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Don't people know that when a table wants to get intimate it would like to be comfortable, take it inside and show it a good time.
I hope he put flowers on the table when he was done
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