Oh oh - NOW we've "torn it"

Prince Harry determined to return to front line
By Andrew Pierce

A defiant Prince Harry is flying back to Britain determined to return as soon as possible to front-line duties in Afghanistan. You know, you have to give this kid credit. He only wants the opportunity to serve his country like everyone else. I find it admirable.

Before he boarded his flight the 23-year-old second Lieutenant in the Household Cavalry was moved from his base, only 500 yards from Taliban enemy lines in the volatile Helmand Province, to a secret and secure location after his presence in Afghanistan was leaked on an American web site.

The Prince of Wales and Prince William will meet Prince Harry when he arrives at RAF Brize Norton in Oxfordshire.

Taliban insurgents have threatened to step up attacks on British forces after the news broke of Prince Harry's secret deployment in the war zone. Yes -- before this, they were leaving the British troops alone -- but now -- NOW they've gone and "torn it." I love how, every five minutes, these radical jackasses perceive a new insult worthy of all out jihad. Must be the result of too many years with a tight turban. And I can't help thinking that their sexual repression is somehow related to their collective insanity.

A Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid said that his presence in Helmand Province meant that the Royal Family had joined in the "aggression against Muslims".

"Prince Harry's presence in Afghanistan encourages our fighters to launch more attacks on British forces. We think Prince Harry has been sent to Afghanistan only to boost the sagging morale of the British forces which are in serious trouble. (Yes -- they're in serious trouble -- if by "serious trouble" you mean "kicking Taliban ass all over goat town.") For us he is just part of occupation forces. Instead of killing innocent people, the Prince should try to influence the British government to withdraw troops from Afghanistan." More here:

"Agression against Muslims."

Ok -- well, he either believes this statement or he doesn't.

If he doesn't really believe it, he is deliberately lying and attempting to mislead others. In doing so, he is costing some of them their lives and is deserving of prosecution and trial.

If he DOES really believe that we are there to persecute Muslims, then he is insane.

Either way, he is a very dangerous man and we will be dispatching him to his virgins or taking him to trial as fast as is humanly possible.