WITCH!!!! -- WITCH!!!!

From the San Franshitsco Chronicle

Huckabee's wife takes a breather at a Vegas fight, rests at Hooters

OK -- first of all -- this is NEWS? This is what passes for NEWS? You mean actual "objective reporters" deem this NEWSWORTHY?"

What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas - especially if you're the wife of a presidential candidate. Just ask Janet Huckabee, who attended a middleweight prize fight this past weekend in Las Vegas - where she stayed at the Hooters Casino Hotel.

That eye-opening combination - a title bout in Sin City, which celebrates gambling, drinking and all things wild, along with a hospitality chain favoring buxom waitresses in low-cut garb - could potentially shock the armies of evangelical conservative Christians who have made her husband, the former governor of Arkansas, the only remaining GOP opponent to party front-runner John McCain.

Yes -- the "eye-opening combination." Wow -- I was so blind before -- SO BLIND. Thanks, SF Chronicle. OMG, I'm so shocked -- what with the buxom waitresses and so forth. Now -- I finally know, Mrs Huckabee is ... is ... something ... what is she? Oh yes -- a WITCH.

But Janet Huckabee, whose husband is also a former Baptist minister, said in a telephone interview Wednesday that her recent brief excursion to root for boxer Jermain Taylor, a longtime friend and fellow Arkansan - and her stay at a hotel that she said wasn't exactly her first choice - was supposed to be a rare respite from the often-brutal presidential campaign trail. More here:

Hey -- looky there -- did you know Jermain Taylor was a black guy? Well ... the evidence just keeps adding up. I'm not sure I should say this ... but ... I like her more now.