Sunday, February 24, 2008

Test -- Are YOU a moron?

The recent earthquake that was felt across Israel was the result of the “homosexual activity practiced in the country”, Knesset Member Shlomo Benizri said Wednesday.

During a special Knesset session on Israel’s preparedness for the possibility of another earthquake hitting the region, the Shas member said “the Gemara refers to earthquakes as disasters, but you are searching only for the practical solutions how to prevent and repair.

“But I no of another way to prevent earthquakes; the Gemara mentions a number of causes of earthquakes, one of which is homosexuality, which the Knesset legitimizes,” Benizri said.

An earthquake registering 5.3 on the Richter Scale was felt by residents across Israel at 12:36 pm Friday. The trembling lasted for 19 seconds and shook structures in many major towns and cities.

Well -- ladies and gentlemen -- there is your proof. Doesn't matter which government, morons are in them all.

Klown -- how did morons end up in the government How did they get there?

Easy -- either morons voted them in or, in the case of dictatorships, morons won't fight for freedom. Either way though, morons are responsible. Much of this could be solved by not allowing morons to vote.

Seriously -- if this does not prove to you -- beyond a shadow of a doubt -- that complete morons are in positions of extreme power -- then, you too, are a moron.

And -- one last thing -- is his name really Shlomo? Quite the coinkydink.

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