Monday, February 25, 2008

Idiots elect commie

NICOSIA, Cyprus, Feb. 24 -- Communist leader Demetris Christofias won a crucial presidential runoff in Cyprus on Sunday. He pledged to restart moribund talks to reunify the island and immediately agreed to meet the leader of the breakaway Turkish Cypriots. Moribund talks? Huh?

Cyprus has been divided since 1974 when Turkey sent troops into the north after a coup by Greek Cypriots designed to produce union with Greece.

Jubilant supporters flooded the streets of Nicosia, Europe's last divided capital, waving Cypriot and Che Guevara flags, honking car horns and lighting flares.

Hey -- WAIT A MINUTE -- do you mean to tell me that Che Guevara, the hero of the leftists and Hollywood elite, is associated with communism? Say it ain't so, man -- say it ain't so.

Congratulations, Cypriots -- teach those evil rich peeps who's boss.


Well -- at least I learned what "moribund" meant.

stagnant: not growing or changing; without force or vitality
being on the point of death; breathing your last; "a moribund patient"

Hey -- I can't wait to use this on a lib.

LIB: "Blah blah, Bush is bad, Blah blah, Haliburton, Blah blah, global warming."

KLOWN: "You're soooo right -- My, you've got quite the moribund mind."

LIB: "Oh, thanks"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Orthodox church has much apology to make in Western World: protocommunist massacres by Palamite Zealotes under Hesychast hyperventilatory halucinations, Cantacuzene taxation driving farmers to embrace Turks, Komyakoviac Obshchina giving birth to soviet communism as reactionary casuistry opposing Napoleon's defeudalization, Cosmus Aitalius being patron originator of of modern genocide as seen by the massacre of Turks in Crete by Venizelos. And their hypnotic brainwashing incantations are designed to make theirf locks into terrorists. Is all masochistic because reject Original Sin.

Anonymous said...

LMAO -- pipe down, cheeseburger.

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