Different problem - same solution

Temperature Monitors Report
Widescale Global Cooling

Twelve-month long drop in world temperatures wipes out a century of warming

Over the past year, anecdotal evidence for a cooling planet has exploded. China has its coldest winter in 100 years. Baghdad sees its first snow in all recorded history. North America has the most snowcover in 50 years, with places like Wisconsin the highest since record-keeping began. Record levels of Antarctic sea ice, record cold in Minnesota, Texas, Florida, Mexico, Australia, Iran, Greece, South Africa, Greenland, Argentina, Chile -- the list goes on and on.

No more than anecdotal evidence, to be sure. But now, that evidence has been supplanted by hard scientific fact. All four major global temperature tracking outlets (Hadley, NASA's GISS, UAH, RSS) have released updated data. All show that over the past year, global temperatures have dropped precipitously. More here:

Well -- it's not like a braying jackass ever took facts into consideration so they won't be piping down anytime soon. Facts are unimportant when addressing the masses. It seems like I heard, somewhere, that the more outrageous the lie, the more likely idiots will believe it.

"So the whole story that Hitler was a vegetarian is simply a myth, invented by the infamous Joseph Goebbels. This man, as you no doubt know, was not particularly loyal to the truth. In fact, one of his more famous sayings is that if you tell a lie often enough, and loud enough, people will believe it. Another was the bigger the lie, the easier it is to get people to believe it. "

Hey -- whadda you wanna bet that, in 2 years, they'll come back saying that global warming was global cooling all along -- but they missed a small bit of data to clue them in -- but now -- NOW, THEY'RE SURE. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HEE-HAW.

Now for the "Extra-hysterical" part -- the solution to global cooling is the same as the solution to global warming -- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - HEE-HAW. Slow it up here folks.