MELBOURNE, Australia - Two Australian robbers thought they were hauling away a big sack of cash from the Cuckoo Restaurant, but it turned out to be bread rolls — and one of them accidentally shot the other in the buttocks during the heist.
Benjamin Jorgensen, 38, and his accomplice Donna Hayes, 36, were sentenced Tuesday after pleading guilty to robbing the restaurant in the southern Australian city of Melbourne on April 1 last year.
During the April Fools Day holdup, Jorgensen grabbed what he believed was a bag with the Cuckoo's daily take of about U.S. $26,000 in cash, but later found it was full of bread rolls, the Victorian County Court heard.
He also fired his gun accidentally during the heist, shooting Hayes in the buttocks.
Judge Roland Williams told the robbers they were a "pair of fools," before sentencing Hayes to eight years in prison and Jorgensen to seven.
Earlier this week, defense lawyer Greg Thomas said Jorgensen had been under the influence of drugs at the time, had made a full admission to police and was remorseful, News Ltd. newspapers reported.
Benjamin Jorgensen, 38, and his accomplice Donna Hayes, 36, were sentenced Tuesday after pleading guilty to robbing the restaurant in the southern Australian city of Melbourne on April 1 last year.
During the April Fools Day holdup, Jorgensen grabbed what he believed was a bag with the Cuckoo's daily take of about U.S. $26,000 in cash, but later found it was full of bread rolls, the Victorian County Court heard.
He also fired his gun accidentally during the heist, shooting Hayes in the buttocks.
Judge Roland Williams told the robbers they were a "pair of fools," before sentencing Hayes to eight years in prison and Jorgensen to seven.
Earlier this week, defense lawyer Greg Thomas said Jorgensen had been under the influence of drugs at the time, had made a full admission to police and was remorseful, News Ltd. newspapers reported.
Shocker -- a couple of mental retards flailing around with guns and they SCREW UP? Holy smoke -- what are the chances?
But Klown -- he said he was sorry -- that shows he's not completely gone, right?
WRONG, libtard. You libtards keep confusing real life with the fairy tales your parents read you when you were kids. These fucks are ALWAYS remorseful when they get caught. Meanwhile, If they had gotten the money, the bread company would be missing $26,000 curp. Then they'd file with their insurance and the insurance company would have to raise EVERYONE'S rates to pay for it -- SEE?
But Klown, it's only a few pennies for everyone -- can't we just let him go this time?
The Klown will make a deal. YOU pay the $26,000 -- go ahead -- call your lib friends and get a collection going -- but keep your lib mitts out of MY pocket -- stop forcing your beliefs onto MY wallet -- otherwise I should be able to force you to contribute to the Church of the Thirsty Klown -- capisce?
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