By BETH FOUHY
VINTON, Iowa (AP) - It's one thing for Hillary Rodham Clinton's campaign to turn down interview requests for the candidate's daughter, Chelsea. But can't a 9-year-old reporter catch a break? Why is it that liberal pieces of shit are always wanting a "break." They want to misbehave constantly and then whine when they receive their due punishment. Hey -- DUMBFUCK, BETH -- perhaps you didn't hear -- SHE DOESN'T TALK TO REPORTERS -- GET IT? -- Only a shitforbrains lib like you thinks there are exceptions for cuteness.
Sydney Rieckhoff, a Cedar Rapids fourth grader and "kid reporter" for Scholastic News, has posed questions to seven Republican and Democratic presidential hopefuls as they've campaigned across Iowa this year. But when she approached the 27-year-old Chelsea after a campaign event Sunday, she got a different response.
"Do you think your dad would be a good 'first man' in the White House?" Sydney asked, but Chelsea brushed her question aside.
"I'm sorry, I don't talk to the press and that applies to you, unfortunately. Even though I think you're cute," Chelsea told the pint-sized journalist. Oh -- isn't that sooo cute -- Beth bestowed the hallowed and coveted title of "jourrrrrnalist" upon her. I'll bet she's mighty proud.
Such is the paradox of Chelsea as she campaigns across Iowa in the closing days before the state's caucuses Jan. 3. Paradox? She sounds pretty consistent to me -- of course, I'm a clear-thinking (read: conservative) American. Of course, being the fine, trustworthy, person you are, you'd have never printed it if Chelsea gave the answer -- would you? Oh noooo -- never would you take advantage and screw someone who "gave a 9-year-old a break."
Tall and attractive, Chelsea cuts an impressive figure on the campaign trail; she plunges enthusiastically into the crowd after her mother's speeches, shaking hands and posing for pictures while asking, "Are you going to caucus for my mom?"
But onstage, Chelsea never speaks; she stands next to her mother and applauds but utters not a single sentence and doesn't even say hello. And reporters covering the campaign have been put on notice that Chelsea is not available to speak to them. An aide follows the former first daughter as she works the crowd, shushing reporters who approach her and try to ask any questions. Yes -- they've been put on notice but their memory is a bit short -- about 5 seconds probably. "Oh -- you mean she's STILL not available to talk to us -- I thought that was just before."
So -- they've been asked not to talk to Chelsea and yet -- they do anyway -- so either their memory is short or they're rude piece-of-shit idiots with no regard for the wishes of others -- YOU make the call.
Famously protective of their daughter's privacy, Bill and Hillary Clinton have taken pains to shield Chelsea from the harsh glare and rough edges of presidential politics. She stayed largely absent from her mother's campaign until December, when she made her first visit to Iowa.
For her part, Sydney looked a bit crestfallen after Chelsea turned her away. But luckily for Hillary Clinton, Sydney's mother has made up her mind to caucus for the former first lady. Yes a CHILD was disappointed for a brief period -- for libs, this is almost the end of the fucking world.
VINTON, Iowa (AP) - It's one thing for Hillary Rodham Clinton's campaign to turn down interview requests for the candidate's daughter, Chelsea. But can't a 9-year-old reporter catch a break? Why is it that liberal pieces of shit are always wanting a "break." They want to misbehave constantly and then whine when they receive their due punishment. Hey -- DUMBFUCK, BETH -- perhaps you didn't hear -- SHE DOESN'T TALK TO REPORTERS -- GET IT? -- Only a shitforbrains lib like you thinks there are exceptions for cuteness.
Sydney Rieckhoff, a Cedar Rapids fourth grader and "kid reporter" for Scholastic News, has posed questions to seven Republican and Democratic presidential hopefuls as they've campaigned across Iowa this year. But when she approached the 27-year-old Chelsea after a campaign event Sunday, she got a different response.
"Do you think your dad would be a good 'first man' in the White House?" Sydney asked, but Chelsea brushed her question aside.
"I'm sorry, I don't talk to the press and that applies to you, unfortunately. Even though I think you're cute," Chelsea told the pint-sized journalist. Oh -- isn't that sooo cute -- Beth bestowed the hallowed and coveted title of "jourrrrrnalist" upon her. I'll bet she's mighty proud.
Such is the paradox of Chelsea as she campaigns across Iowa in the closing days before the state's caucuses Jan. 3. Paradox? She sounds pretty consistent to me -- of course, I'm a clear-thinking (read: conservative) American. Of course, being the fine, trustworthy, person you are, you'd have never printed it if Chelsea gave the answer -- would you? Oh noooo -- never would you take advantage and screw someone who "gave a 9-year-old a break."
Tall and attractive, Chelsea cuts an impressive figure on the campaign trail; she plunges enthusiastically into the crowd after her mother's speeches, shaking hands and posing for pictures while asking, "Are you going to caucus for my mom?"
But onstage, Chelsea never speaks; she stands next to her mother and applauds but utters not a single sentence and doesn't even say hello. And reporters covering the campaign have been put on notice that Chelsea is not available to speak to them. An aide follows the former first daughter as she works the crowd, shushing reporters who approach her and try to ask any questions. Yes -- they've been put on notice but their memory is a bit short -- about 5 seconds probably. "Oh -- you mean she's STILL not available to talk to us -- I thought that was just before."
So -- they've been asked not to talk to Chelsea and yet -- they do anyway -- so either their memory is short or they're rude piece-of-shit idiots with no regard for the wishes of others -- YOU make the call.
Famously protective of their daughter's privacy, Bill and Hillary Clinton have taken pains to shield Chelsea from the harsh glare and rough edges of presidential politics. She stayed largely absent from her mother's campaign until December, when she made her first visit to Iowa.
For her part, Sydney looked a bit crestfallen after Chelsea turned her away. But luckily for Hillary Clinton, Sydney's mother has made up her mind to caucus for the former first lady. Yes a CHILD was disappointed for a brief period -- for libs, this is almost the end of the fucking world.
Hey -- Beth -- something tells me, if i stepped on your toe, I'd be smelling it until I washed off the bottom of my shoe.
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