Psssst, topless chicks - act natural, man

Robin Garrison, an off-duty 42-year-old firefighter, was walking in Berliner Park in Columbus, Ohio, in May when he saw a woman sunbathing topless under a tree.

He approached her and they started talking and getting comfortable, the woman smiling and resting her foot on his shoulder at one point.

Eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis; he unzipped his pants and complied.

Seconds later, undercover police officers pulled up in a van and arrested Garrison; he was later charged with public indecency, a misdemeanor, based on video footage taken by cops who were targeting men having sex or masturbating in the park. While topless sunbathing is legal in the city's parks, exposing more than that is against the law. More here:

Hhhoaaaaa- man -- that ain't right. I mean -- what gd dyke/homo/lib/feminist is in charge of THIS sting operation.

Oh Klown -- you are such a sexist/homophobe.

Yeah -- you're right -- this sting is on the up and up -- it all seems perfectly fine -- getting rid of the "perverts" and so forth. I don't know what I was thinking there for a second.

***Points at the fireman and hollers "WITCH."***

But -- at least the Klown learned something -- THE KLOWN IS A PERVERT!!!! I gotta go underground, man. Cuz if I were in the fireman's shoes, I'd be going to jail -- big floppy shoes and all -- WHATCHU LOOKIN' AT , JACKASS??